Super Pee Pee Time

Ah, the great outdoors! Family. A scoutmaster who hurts himself with Excalibur. The Lady UNDER the Lake. Simpson's Soap and the Hiney Powder Squirt. All that stuff. It's a scouting adventure, with a father and a son, and a lot of really weird stuff. You'll love it. Enjoy!

This episode's got two things in it. Well, it's got a lot of things, but of two types. Two types of thing. That's what this episode has. Two of them. But a lot. AS SEEN ON TV: Are you in the market for some pilfering powder, focusing spray, or a little squeeze of bobo juice? Well, these products are not available in stores. Call today! GERALDBURGER: Two big eyelids of meat, 3 feet of chicken, and it all comes with a murder. Come on down to Geraldburger where we are really passionate about the temperature of eggs for some reason.

Two. Hundred. Episodes. And to those of you who have been with us from the beginning, we just want to say from the bottom of our hearts, "Hello, Andy, Jen and Steve." We've never done this many of any kind of thing in our lives, and we wanted to celebrate with something special. And here it is. The Bicentennial Celebration for the town of Nighttimeville! There'll be games like 'pin the knee on the donkey's knee', Gastronomical Boy's camel flakes, and a lovely cobbler made with real booty juice which is not what you're thinking, but who cares what you're thinking, it's surely terrible. Thank you guys so much for listening, and remember: the ocean is wetter than you.

Sometimes you don't have one long idea. Sometimes you have two small ones. And you smash them together, like the gods did with the first Dagwood. Such is today's episode. First, Tassie and Mr. Johanssen return, this time preparing for their foray into the movie business. If you've ever received a statue with the inscription WORLD'S TALLEST GOLFING UNCLE, this one's for you. And then, it's Frank and Smacky, the morning zoo radio guys, giving out tickets to the the big Hot Babies in Tinfoil show at the amphitheater. So just take the easy donut, and watch out for that tanker full of knee paste. Enjoy!

It's that time, time to return to the Geraldburger drive-thru window. So, if you've got a hankering for a single pancake, or even something that just says it's a pancake, or a fleet of bees that pretend to be a navy, or one of those nut-grabbing ghosts, we've got you covered. Plus, a special visit from the SuperGalactic crew! Enjoy!

This week, we're back in Mr. Waverly's class for a special visit from a couple of state police troopers. The topic of the day: Safety! So if you've ever wanted to hear about skunk firemen, how 50% of police work is deflating things you find, or how much something costs in dog-dollars, this episode is for you!

Have you ever wanted to listen to Super Pee Pee Time with a kid, but were afraid we were going to say things that...you know, that we would say? Well, Cade wanted to do one that is appropriate even for kids. And he thinks that's what THIS is! So, if you ever wanted to listen to a kid-friendly show that still talked about squeezing apple juice out of your pelvis, this is your time! Corky the zookeeper lost his hat, and he has to find it before the zoo opens. For...reasons. If you think it doesn't make sense now, wait until there's a poster of Nuremberg on your sinful parts. Enjoy!

It's that time of year for that most special holiday. Not LegHog Day or Horse Halloween. Or Dirt Day. No, it's Easter. That special time when your grandparents give you that trembling kit, or some glistening rabies powder. Grandma and Grandpa return for a very special Easter egg hunt, and also a calypso dancer will goo the roof with his own personal goo. Enjoy!

Have you ever wanted to just curl up with a good book? Like the followup to "The Lorax" called "Scumbag"? Or "Oh, the Demons You'll Spend Time With"? How do you feel about the word "fluid"? Do you find it as ominous as we do? Well, tune in as we learn all about some of the latest in the world of books. At least until your muskrat graduates from fornication college. Enjoy!

We all need new technology. How else would you be able to thigh-mate yourself, or check your blood popcorn levels? Well, TechFest2019 is here to reinvigorate your pants area and show you a way to convince your dog to hug monsters. And Punky Pants is back from the distant past, too. Enjoy those things!

Well, it's springtime, and that means only one thing: decorative crafts made with feet in mind! That's right, Jeannie and Charlotte are back, with a visit from the Adhesive King and Hadry, the man who ran for squirrel. So if you enjoy crafts that involve eating Popeye's mouth or a glass -filled butter bomb, this is the episode for you. Share it with someone who you want to puzzle!!

Well, it's that time of year, when basketball dreams all come true! Buzzer beaters, cinderella stories, and of course a manta ray that has taken an interest in FoliageBall (i.e. competitive foliage-appreciation.) So fire up your poultry machine to turn around your chicken leg when you're done eating it on that side, and listen to the most thrilling locker room speech of all time ever to include the word "pilocchio."

When immortal beings clash, the earth shakes. Also, you will overload your bank account with goo, and a GordonFish will do your taxes from a lake. So eat the eyebrow of a heartbroken oreo, and listen to this classic battle royale between the Imps and a pair of surly leprechauns. Enjoy!

You know those folks old diners where the cheesecake has been enslaved, and you can have them send over a big steaming beehive? The kind that makes that special wopner sauce made in the grease that falls off a radio? Well, come on in, pull up a seat. Tarleton and Wilter will be there, and if you're good, maybe they'll sign your grunion!

Dear friends, did you miss your local spaghetti drop last month? Have you suffered a camel attack? Do you own a moose, but not know you own it? Do you enjoy Sherbet Valley's Criminal Paste? Well, if you answered "a thong worn by a chimney sweep" to any of these questions, our old friends, Reverend Ben and Donald, have a message for you. Enjoy!

What happens when two scientists share data only to find a strange object hurtling towards the earth? What happens when people are too afraid to use solid eyedrops? What is a custom replica of a forgery? And what kind of ninja would load his nunchucks into a fiddle? All these questions and zero answers in this week's Super Pee Pee Time! Come say hi on twitter (@SuperPeePeeTime) won't you?

Are you looking for a lovely getaway for Valentine's Day? Somewhere you can buy oils scented like a sumo wrestler's computer? Do you need a vacation in a place that understands that chimpanzees are allergic to thighmasters? Well, Ernesto de la Paz and Margaret Boheen have a new spa location just for you. Bring a dying clam and enjoy!

What's that you say? You're in Europe, and you're looking for an experience so fancy that your plugs will come out? So fancy that your jerky will be exposed to team sports? So fancy that your bees will crave underwear? Well, the Gianetti brothers have opened a new restaurant that's even fancier than a werewolf with a hammer, and you're invited!

What's that you say? You're having a little car trouble? Is it the kind where you want someone to dislocate their shoulders and crawl up the tailpipe to check out the trouble? Do you have a nurse that lives in your car who occasionally tells you that you are driving, whether you're driving or not? Of course you do. Well, you've come to the right place!

This week, it's time for a little of this, a little of that, a little of the other thing. We start with actual us actually chatting about how snipers poop. And then, we go back and forth between commercials for products that offer a "bacon way to give" and such...and some intense movie trailers brought to you by Everybody Hates Birds Productions. Fun!