Super Pee Pee Time

Do you ever just wish your grandpa and his old, weird friend would sit you down and tell you stories about when they were in the war? Of course not, right? But what if those stories featured diet Herman juice, and getting stabbed by a train with a knife? That's a little better, isn't it? Sure. Sure, it is.

It's that time of year, friends, when the moon is extra full, and you realize that you will sleep with the badgers tonight. It's our Halloween special! So put your hand on your Robitussin stain, and enjoy this creepy werewolf tale that involves claymationing each other, and winking at you with stupid paste.

Well, it's that spooky time of year again, when Bela Lugosi cradled a frog, when you find yourself packing your crossbow that sips juice for you, and heading out into the zombie apocalypse. So if you feel the need for a zombie thriller, or you just want to massage a loan shark or comb a pharmacist, well, this one's for you.

Well, friends, Reverend Ben and Donald are back with the Kind of Watching a Baby Ballgame Broadcast, to try to keep the demon of cranberries from finding its way into your pajamas. So if you're looking for information on the monthly Spaghetti Breakfast, or just want to learn how to wave to a chirping ski monster, this one's for you!

You know those art galleries, where snooty artists go around commenting on all the art, and how to loan a church to a giant, and bowling with a werewolf, and using punching bags as friends? This episode is just like that, only different. Enjoy it with a horrible, horrible Michelob!

When famous daredevil, Choots Postato (probably) set up his big stunt, we were there to capture the thrills, the danger, the skwooks (which is a skunk that has ripped its face off.) All of it. Will he survive the jump? You'll have to listen to not find out. And just remember, there's a mustard owl inside each and every one of you.

Y'all have a hankerin' for one of those old time, frontier romances? You know, one of the ones that comes complete with a love triangle, a nerf dreidel, and some fresh newberry pie? With fantasies of kids running around with trees for friends, and a girl, streaking her hair with gerbil oil? Sure you are. Why wouldn't you be? Well, here you are, then! Enjoy!

The fanciest restauranteurs are back once again, with their newest creation: BirdDog Restaurant! It's almost too fancy. Like, "a prince put his foot into a whale" fancy. Like, "screaming into a pelican" fancy. You can see this level of fanciness in the face of a rectal librarian.

It's that time of year, when you need a deal on a new automobile. The first two thousand customers can share Tammy's lunch! And if you can guess how many fur are on this cat, you win a prize! And if that's too stressful, calm down with this guided meditation. Inhale peace and exhale a hatchet, and then I want you to throw a flute at a prince

You know those home improvement shows, where a nice young couple is sleeping in a fecal area of an army barracks, and they're hoping to upgrade to a butler's pantry and a pantler's buttry? The kind where you think you have a cat but really you just have a disease? The kind with a built-in love portion? Us neither! But we do now. Enjoy!

You know how sometimes you set out to do something and it just never quite gets off the ground? Yeah, us neither. If you're in the market for a team-up heist, with a woman with square feet, someone who fought in North Squat-nam, and Crouton Boy, a terrible superhero, well, this is the episode for you! Enjoy!

And we're BACK! Did you miss us? Well, today is all about your health. Maybe not YOUR health, but Mama's health. Beatrice is worried and takes her Mama onto a fancy TV doctor show. You know, the kind where you wear V-neck pants. So, sit back and pour yourself a nice Michelob: the Dagwood of Beers, and enjoy!

Oh, what's that? You thought we were going to end an episode half way through, and then blow off the conclusion forever? Pshaw. You fools. We never do that, and we never would. and so, we return for Holmes and Watson, the man in the iron wong, and a man whose father on his father's side had ass gophers. We'll be taking a couple of weeks off after this one, and then we'll be back with the idiocy for which we have become whatever the opposite of famous is!

The game's afoot! Our old friends, Sherlock Holmes and his intrepid companion, Dr. Watson are on the case again. A wealthy man has died, but was it of natural causes? Was Qbert set up to fail, really, if you think about it? When you came out of your mother's dingdang, did she call you Gift Baby? All these questions, and more are ignored in this week's thrilling episode. (Part 1 of 2)

Well, it's that time of year again. The time when our little show has a birthday. We just turned FOUR! And if you ever wanted to hear Vlad and Valery go to the beach and help people with a gopher shaped lozenge, or somebody with a whoops area roped off in their yard, well, this is for you. Thanks for four years of this idiocy, people. you're very strange people, and thanks for listening!

Two mountain climbers, each with demons to face. A mountain never before climbed. A Grandmother's "click kit" where you make your own click. A rousing game of Lingonberry Drip, the mountaintop version of Twister. An oops stain from that oopsie I made. All of this, and some Charlie Chan brand granola. Enjoy!

A ritual on a mountaintop, a sacrifice for the greater good, trumpet boy and Mr. Everyone, and a placemat from Cashboy Restaurant. It's all here in Episode 206. So, peel off your Batboy pants, and listen up! And, for a special lil' bonus, how's about a couple of drunken astronauts, doing a pony fashion show while conducting research on killing Garfield? Well, why the hell not? Enjoy!

You know those great food trucks that make Rambo cake, and everything tastes like rinsed off bugs? The kind of place that will give you a gas mask that was autographed by the ranch hand that calmed the donkey of the universe? The kind of food truck that's run by people who risk their lives Pinocchioing each other? Well, this episode is set in just such a food truck. Enjoy it with people who harpoon things.

You know, if either of us had been thinking, we'd have done this one last week. But we didn't. So, like all Father's Day stuff, this one is not that well thought out, and nobody gives a crap anyway. Need a gift for YOUR dad? How about a coaster with "IS YOU LIVING" printed on it? What about a chef's apron that says KISS THE COOK or FART ON MY CAR LATER on it? Well, we've got you covered! Enjoy!

You know those shows where there's a horribly dangerous weather event and people risk their lives to be kind of near it? Well, we don't, but we did one anyway! Learn all about Chicken Sandwich Day at Pirateville, a pantry full of groovy powder, and licking the only safe end of a narwhal. And storms! And a can of opera sauce flung right through a merry-go-round. All of this, and less. Enjoy!