Croncast Season 02 | Life Is Show Prep

Episode: #602 Sampler Length: 4:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! The social faux pas Standing on her mink Doddering society women Matching hats and broach Water squirting broach? Broached his depends Getting it on on top of the mink Don't tell your mother He would turn you in I need you to go through the fence I wasn't accomplice size Child labor in this case is a good thing Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #604 Length: 27:20 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Fa Fa Fa Friday! Great, great show today!! Visualizing the date and month On Facebook, right now I never got to date her I know that it is her birthday That women is there Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize Anything after that is easy Dating in the middle of Jersey A minute is no longer a mile A mile is no longer a minute Totally upfront about getting it on with her Is this a husband wife show? You're my best friend at this moment Good for you dude! Total whore, total score We're screwing around Condomless I will not be enticed One that doesn't want to trapped She totally wanted to catch a baby If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back Can we get it back on dear? I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins That most blessed of all events Getting hitched at 19 In a better universe you cou

Episode: #604 Sampler Length: 4:10 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Fa Fa Fa Friday! Great, great show today!! Visualizing the date and month On Facebook, right now I never got to date her I know that it is her birthday That women is there Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize Anything after that is easy Dating in the middle of Jersey A minute is no longer a mile A mile is no longer a minute Totally upfront about getting it on with her Is this a husband wife show? You're my best friend at this moment Good for you dude! Total whore, total score We're screwing around Condomless I will not be enticed One that doesn't want to trapped She totally wanted to catch a baby If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back Can we get it back on dear? I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins That most blessed of all events Getting hitched at 19 In a better u

Episode: #603 Length: 27:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Getting the pennies out The Office is mine Electrified There's a hole in the fence Grubby old schools Walking out of the zoo Out horribling mothers You can't hang with them What kind of man does that on a park bench? Homemade conversion van Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #603 Sampler Length: 4:47 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Getting the pennies out The Office is mine Electrified There's a hole in the fence Grubby old schools Walking out of the zoo Out horribling mothers You can't hang with them What kind of man does that on a park bench? Homemade conversion van Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #601 Length: 30:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! It is cold in Texas! And I am sick like a mofo Today's show is great . . . From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it Hope you're all well Cold cold cold Have a great weekend y'all Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #601 Sampler Length: 3:47 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! It is cold in Texas! And I am sick like a mofo Today's show is great . . . From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it Hope you're all well Cold cold cold Have a great weekend y'all Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #600 Length: 24:59 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! It is hot in Texas! Today's show is great From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it Hope you're all well Hot hot hot I get them show notes tomorrow Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #600 Sampler Length: 3:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! It is hot in Texas! Today's show is great . . . From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it Hope you're all well Hot hot hot I get them show notes tomorrow Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #559 Length: 29:27 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! I'm starting my road trip this morning Show the notes must wait Hope you had a great weekend As I recall this show is like a therapy show I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #559-Sampler Length: 4:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! I'm at the airport putting up the show Show the notes must wait Hope you had a great weekend As I recall this show is like a therapy show I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #558 Length: 31:05 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Show notes, not Crazy day her at the Croncast Betsy still sick Maggie still sick Elliot still sick Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine Have a great weekend :-) Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #558-Sampler Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Show notes, not Crazy day her at the Croncast Betsy still sick Maggie still sick Elliot still sick Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine Have a great weekend :-) Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #557 Length: 29:15 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Hey, it's March already! We're webified on the mobile front Get your iPhone or Android phone out Now go to www.croncast.com/mobile (if you click this in your browser on your computer you won't see it :) . . . phone only) Judging when the crockpot is done It's food that is made with love, just without care Ladled food is about love The presentation is not that hot That is vanilla pudding Crushed graham crackers I am complaining about your Sexy, just like I got out of womens' prison New girl at the Dairy Ripple Creeping over my waistband Is that contagious on that kid? Then she speaks no English then Let me tell you about the cat He's got issues I take him to the vet Out of the shadows comes this shaman guy Like on Scooby Doo? Yeah And he was wearing a coral necklace The aggressive New York All the drama Your cat is still hypothyroid Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #557-Sampler Length: 5:31 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Hey, it's March already! We're webified on the mobile front Get your iPhone or Android phone out Now go to www.croncast.com/mobile (if you click this in your browser on your computer you won't see it :) . . . phone only) Judging when the crockpot is done It's food that is made with love, just without care Ladled food is about love The presentation is not that hot That is vanilla pudding Crushed graham crackers I am complaining about your Sexy, just like I got out of womens' prison New girl at the Dairy Ripple Creeping over my waistband Is that contagious on that kid? Then she speaks no English then Let me tell you about the cat He's got issues I take him to the vet Out of the shadows comes this shaman guy Like on Scooby Doo? Yeah And he was wearing a coral necklace The aggressive New York All the drama Your cat is still hypothyroid Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #556 Length: 28:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Exchange rate issues We gotta get a sliding scale together Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month And other countries like $1m a month We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m How much is gallon of milk? We go sledding in Central Park We're all there sledding away She asks what to do next? I told her I'm going to Costco Snow hurricane CNN got it all wrong It was there own snow machines Park rangers wandering around Sledding with sky scrapers Central Park heaven You gotta get the Classico Your husband will be mad If I add more milk to the easy Mac they love it The street blew up! I thought I was next Pile it all next to the restaurant Betsy starts classes at Upright Citizens Brigade Men can't buy their own underwear They gave you a man panty line Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #556-Sampler Length: 4:43 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Exchange rate issues We gotta get a sliding scale together Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month And other countries like $1m a month We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m How much is gallon of milk? We go sledding in Central Park We're all there sledding away She asks what to do next? I told her I'm going to Costco Snow hurricane CNN got it all wrong It was there own snow machines Park rangers wandering around Sledding with sky scrapers Central Park heaven You gotta get the Classico Your husband will be mad If I add more milk to the easy Mac they love it The street blew up! I thought I was next Pile it all next to the restaurant Betsy starts classes at Upright Citizens Brigade Men can't buy their own underwear They gave you a man panty line Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #555 Length: 27:56 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Being married to your best friend You gave me whiplash! I would charge $20 for that The memory was priceless Betsy gots paid to blog She grabbed my hands Told me she was a psychic She was setting up the dominance First you must be mind raped You have to cooperate He should chew on my hair to know more about me I wore a pant suit He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance." My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids Not professional I wore splatter resistance cotton to work Success in a box So why do I need to go see one, now? You can't wear a full face mask in NYC The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus Tell me how I was freaking out? He was wearing a rubber fucking suit Maybe it was skeevey subway dude? You win You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career Why does that bother you? My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I wa

Show: #555-Sampler Length: 4:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Being married to your best friend You gave me whiplash! I would charge $20 for that The memory was priceless Betsy gots paid to blog She grabbed my hands Told me she was a psychic She was setting up the dominance First you must be mind raped You have to cooperate He should chew on my hair to know more about me I wore a pant suit He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance." My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids Not professional I wore splatter resistance cotton to work Success in a box So why do I need to go see one, now? You can't wear a full face mask in NYC The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus Tell me how I was freaking out? He was wearing a rubber fucking suit Maybe it was skeevey subway dude? You win You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career Why does that bother you? My friends are jealous because you are letting

Show: #554 Length: 33:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Betsy to Chicago Betsy back from Chicago She lost her organizer Not his birthday Lost their puffy dog New York is in you Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag