Croncast Season 02 | Life Is Show Prep

Show: #554-Sampler Length: 4:64 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Betsy to Chicago Betsy back from Chicago She lost her organizer Not his birthday Lost their puffy dog New York is in you Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #553 Length: 31:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York What was the magician's name? Her name? What? Yeah, her. That is awesome The Holiday Deities Betsy busted out to get to Naperville Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down Of course that is normal Am I supposed to leave in two years? You should have left me last year Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ Reprogrammed by a sloth I need to wake up, eat and take a nap Quasi homeless former Olympians have nothing to look forward No, like Hulk Hogan Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #553-Sampler Length: 4:25 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York What was the magician's name? Her name? What? Yeah, her. That is awesome The Holiday Deities Betsy busted out to get to Naperville Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down Of course that is normal Am I supposed to leave in two years? You should have left me last year Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ Reprogrammed by a sloth I need to wake up, eat and take a nap Former Olympians have nothing to look forward No, like Hulk Hogan Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #552 Length: 29:27 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Captain Asphalt shakes head Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom Classes are pile on top of one another Glow in the dark in the ants That's where the bail out money has gone They can't compartmentalize me It's the caveman blood The prominent brow ridge Getting a rag tag posse of goats All under the baking Texas sun Betsy will be in Naperville Monday night!! Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #552-Sampler Length: 4:54 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Captain Asphalt shakes head Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom Classes are pile on top of one another Glow in the dark in the ants That's where the bail out money has gone They can't compartmentalize me It's the caveman blood The prominent brow ridge Getting a rag tag posse of goats All under the baking Texas sun Betsy will be in Naperville Monday night!! Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #551 Length: 27:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Short on the show notes, more later . . . Exchange students House-wifery Electrical Tape Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #551-Sampler Length: 4:14 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Short on the show notes, more later . . . Exchange students House-wifery Electrical Tape Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #550 Length: 33:18 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Nerds at Starbucks We rule there I'm a regular but I won't you my name I tell them my name is Brian I would totally have a porn name if I got to name myself Excalibur Rock Hard Thank you, so much Shut up Stop saying this It is so insincere Cougar smooches Why would I put myself through that when I'm single Betsy starts Upright Citizens Brigade classes next week It's all part of the story Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #550-Sampler Length: 4:36 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Nerds at Starbucks We rule there I'm a regular but I won't you my name I tell them my name is Brian I would totally have a porn name if I got to name myself Excalibur Rock Hard Thank you, so much Shut up Stop saying this It is so insincere Cougar smooches Why would I put myself through that when I'm single Betsy starts Upright Citizens Brigade classes next week It's all part of the story Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #549 Length: 30:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! The Valentines Day is coming I won't forget, baby Anniversary, yes. This, no. Cards with hearts, what? You do work, work but I do the rest My workaholism smells like vodka While I watch reality shows Threatening them to go to bed If I could work at VH1 You call that brainstorming The art of casting them? You are so flawed But I love you Working the ASPCA You lured a stray dog into your car? Ruining fast food forever The franchise agreement The two New Yorks Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #549-Sampler Length: 4:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! The Valentines Day is coming I won't forget, baby Anniversary, yes. This, no. Cards with hearts, what? You do work, work but I do the rest My workaholism smells like vodka While I watch reality shows Threatening them to go to bed If I could work at VH1 You call that brainstorming The art of casting them? You are so flawed But I love you Working the ASPCA You lured a stray dog into your car? Ruining fast food forever The franchise agreement The two New Yorks Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #548 Length: 29:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Snowsteria 2010 Prepare for the end of the world Moms love drama You can't get nanny-tude They hate the dogs Jesus, he blow in my face New phase - we need to own a submarine I'll protect you from sharks Joking about living in the ocean aren't funny Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #548-Sampler Length: 4:31 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Snowsteria 2010 Prepare for the end of the world Moms love drama You can't get nanny-tude They hate the dogs Jesus, he blow in my face New phase - we need to own a submarine I'll protect you from sharks Joking about living in the ocean aren't funny Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #547 Length: 32:14 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! New Match profile On the way to the ferry Born in the 1960's Where are your shoes? Goodwill jeans Leprechauns visiting NYC Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #547-Sampler Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! New Match profile On the way to the ferry Born in the 1960's Where are your shoes? Goodwill jeans Leprechauns visiting NYC Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #546 Length: 26:17 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! We talk deli meat Kids and the 'f' word Picking up the accent Would you pay that for oranges? They call that a sale? $4.99 for oranges? I'd never shop there How many oranges are in that bag? Never He's 9! Where did this entitlement come from? Gold medals ain't good enough Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #546-Sampler Length: 5:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! We talk deli meat Kids and the 'f' word Picking up the accent Would you pay that for oranges? They call that a sale? $4.99 for oranges? I'd never shop there How many oranges are in that bag? Never He's 9! Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #545-Sampler Length: 6:51 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! This is a killer mid-day recording We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day! Show notes? Well . . . Betsy throws hay bales for distance Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big toe Betsy needs a neckoplasty Kris speaks to the universe and it speaks back Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #545 Length: 28:12 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! This is a killer mid-day recording We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day! Show notes? Well . . . Betsy throws hay bales for distance Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big toe Betsy needs a neckoplasty Kris speaks to the universe and it speaks back Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Show: #544-Sampler Length: 5:54 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Hey hey Those comments are gonna flow Yes, I've had hamsters before This would be a fourth Well, it is a fourth How did you have four hamsters? What happened to them? Kris tells a story that should never be told I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille You set me up for a lifetime of chores I didn't walk away I'm still here No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything Just don't tell Mommy Daddy's buying me a hamster You have no idea I do know Feral hamsters don't count, Kris Glow in the dark ball back in the day Pets didn't last me all that long I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide No it didn't die Does you mom still have that? It aint' a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot Look, is was common at that time Aluminum foil on the bottom What? That is what they said to do Who? The people at