Attack Of The 50ft Nerds

All the Nerds are back at Geek Retreat Warrington this month to talk about Mike making friends with a small plastic cup, and how Paul is having a theatrical mid-life crisis, then the gang pitch their version of Toy Story 5, and breasts are stolen. Yep, it's business as usual. The 50ft Nerds: Travelling back in time to shut Paul up.

Hollywood is still on strike so there's not much to discuss, but that doesnt stop the Nerds from getting together for some chuckles! Amara has been banished by the Podcast Overlords, Doug is boombastic, guest host Uncle Pete has the high ground, and Mike decides to fill time with an impromptu quiz! The 50ft Nerds Batman bangs, he bangs. Oh baby when he moves, he moves.

On this episode Amara gets very disruptive with Bagels, Paul discusses mammalian penis lengths, and Mike tries to understand the already complex canon of the DCU. Also, Josh indeed Shrek now. The 50ft Nerds: Brought to you by the letter Space

It's the first edition of The 50ft Throwdown! Join Mike as he pits Amara, Paul and Doug against each other in a series of challenges and games to determine just who has what it takes to be the champion of pop-culture! Live-streamed from Geek Retreat Warrington on 29/07/23. Please excuse the early audio issues, these are resolved faily quickly.

Mike and Paul attended the Aintree TV, Film and ComicCon at Aintree Racecourse on 09th July 2023! Here's the cut down of their live streams from the day, including interviews with Grum Foss of The Dragon Order, actors George Coppen, Clem So, Matt Tyler, Ross Sambridge and Rogue One's Darth Vader himself, Spencer Wilding! Throughout the day we also chat to "Kevin & Perry", "Keith Lemon" and "Dr. John Hammond", stumble across Wookiee family drama, Paul rolls dice for NerdOD and Mike hold's his plums with a local radio legend! The 50ft Nerds: All they wanna do is do it. *Apologies for the technical difficulties at the start of Spencer's interview!

The Nerds are celebrating one year of live shows at Geek Retreat Warrington, and this month everyone sings! We also play bingo for Pies, see what happens when robots write about the future, and Mike doesnt understand the point of a Kraven the Hunter movie. The 50ft Nerds: They control their submarines with Wii-motes

This month the Nerds are back to their 18+ rated antics! Paul drives a special car, Mike breaks the writers strike by pitching sequels, Doug's brain is broken by an unexpected impression, and Amara reveals why Emperor Palpatine buys sand in bulk quantities... The 50ft Nerds: Compo form, activate!

In this episode we wish Geek Retreat a very happy 1st birthday with a podcast recorded during their daytime celebrations! Mike and Amara discuss history teachers, John Hollywood learns about Store Wars, and we learn what happens when Doug saved everyone from monsters! A pretty standard show really... The 50ft Nerds: They flaunt their hips

Mike and Paul present a special episode recorded live for audiences on the Bread Shed stage at the Manchester Anime and Gaming Con, April 15th 2023. The guys pass down knowledge of past technology to the younger crowd, Kyle Minogue and Harold Bishop represent Australian soap "Neighbours", and Mike tries to avoid using the word Vagina. Pretty standard stuff then! The 50ft Nerds: INSERT NAME HERE

The Nerds are back live at Geek Retreat Warrington and this month we speculate on the REAL reason that Batman fought Superman, what Starlight Express would look like in Pixar's Cars universe, Gozer the Gozerian takes on the form of Soup Dragon, and Ade Edmondson swings by to smack a Dalek in the face with a frying pan... so just another regular episode then! The 50ft Nerds: Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

Paul recently jetted off to L.A. to attend Gallifrey One, the largest annual Doctor Who convention in the world, and while he was there he moderated a panel about Doctor Who parodies! We are able to present to you the audio recording of that panel, with a big thank you to the convention organisers, panellists Nick Seidler, Dan Murphy and Andy Hicks, and to all the parody creators over the years!

Another month means another episode and the Nerds are back to pitch Tolkein movies to John Hollywood, Mike asks AI to write a Florida Man story, and we play two very odd games that need to be heard to be believed! The 50ft Nerds: Wine or Cheese?

The Nerds are back for 2023 and there's much to discuss including which Muppets could play the Avengers, Tom Bombadil makes a musical appearance and we learn what we put inside ourselves over the last 12 months! The 50ft Nerds: Keep off the moors or fear the bite of the Were-Santa!

Merry Nerdmas One and All! This year the Nerds are forced to deal with intergalactic invaders, AI's that are obesessed with shotguns, and Alan Rickman and Michael Caine read us some Yuletide Mad-libs... A big thank you to Josh Speigel, Uncle Pete and Xan for recording guest voices for us, and an extra-special thank you to Trev Fleming for providing his dulcet tons as our narrator, and of course thanks go to Doug and the team at Geek Retreat Warrington for being our home! The 50ft Nerds: Wrapped in toilet paper by Andrex the Wizard

Back home at Geek Retreat Warrington, the Nerds ask is Jesus vegan? Other topics raised are Arnold Schwarzenegger's tiny alien mouth, Welshpool makes an appearance, the Scream franchise introduces it's version of Bat-Mite, The Joker drops by, and then there's the work-life balance of Daleks in a section that has to be heard to be believed! The 50ft Nerds: They're in line for a promotion.

The Nerds visit Geek Retreat Liverpool for their latest show and discuss Sylvester Stallone's future plans, Pennywise visits the Geordie Shore and Voldemort muses on a future career change! The 50ft Nerds: No Way!

On this SEXY episode the Nerds get trapped at the Anime Con, Leonardo DiCaprio reveals his 25 year-olds Battle Royale, and two long-term plans both come to fruition. A big thanks to Josh from Movie Timelines for his help on this episode. You can help fund his movie over at IGG.me/at/thelastamityville The 50ft Nerds: Bad to the Bone

Mike and Paul were invited to perform for an audience of Weebs and Waifus at the 2022 Liverpool Anime and Gaming Con! They discuss a myriad of topics including Paul's age, Mike's love of horror and even speak like pirates... So just a regular episode then! The 50ft Nerds: Don't mention the Overfiend.

Recorded live once again from Geek Retreat Warrington, Mike and Amara are joined by "Ranger Danger" Doug to discuss how fans ruin their own expectations, explain why they are never going to be allowed to write a Pixar movie, and Mike almost bursts a blood vessel through sheer hate. The 50ft Nerds: They are a bitch for Yu-Gi-Oh

This episode is just horrible. The 50ft Nerds: We're sorry.