Attack Of The 50ft Nerds

Mike and Andy record some random stuff, give updates on stuff and make horrible, horrible jokes. The 50ft Nerds: Don't get on the Hogwarts Express. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds or http://www.fiftyfootnerds.co.uk

Mike and Andy continue their journey through the life and times of "The Boy Who Was Ignored By Social Services"! This episode sees the nerds discuss Hermione's pussy-face, Postman Pitt, yet more paedophile ghosts, and how Hogwarts one weakness is a photon torpedo fired down a small exhaust port located at the end of a heavily guarded trench... or something along those lines. The 50ft Nerds: They love to paint pictures of themselves, painting pictures of themselves. Got any movies you'd like to hear us riff on, or any feedback for this commentary? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com or tweet to @FiftyFootNerds

That's right, I said Philosopher's Stone, you heathens. Mike and Andy finally get back to doing commentaries with a series that in retrospect should have been an obvious choice. Listen as they talk Harry's racism, The Dukes Of Hoggwarts, Hagrid's penchant for owls, round babies and attempting to debunk a claim that the editors left a Hermione upskirt shot in the film! The 50ft Nerds: They're going to kill your uncle. Got any movies you'd like to hear us riff on, or any feedback for this commentary? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com or tweet to @FiftyFootNerds

The Nerds finally return! That's right, it's time for more tales and news as Mike, 31, explains where he has been. Paul, 41, tells tales of comic cons and the Hilbre! Andy, 27, tells of his new craft of choice! A new set of characters are made, what more could you want? The 50ft Nerds: They go all the way to 11, Norman! Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

The Nerds return to the Hilbre! Yes, all three of them! Listen as they talk Connery impressions, the welsh national dish and more! Plus, acapella sounders again. The 50ft Nerds: Ents aren't homophobes. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

The Nerds talk more weird stuff as Mike broadcasts from MEXICO! That's right, he's fled the country (but will be back soon) and has a load of stories for us! Plus Paul tells tales of food-based challenges and Andy has some pirate-related news. All this and trailer talk! The 50ft Nerds: They just gained superpowers, but they're only gonna live for another week. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

Andy talks to Brady Sadler aka Raiken Belrouse, drummer and mastermind of Lorenguard! They talk how the band came to be, the perils of being an author, a LOT of use of the spoiler cannon and rambles about D&D! Perfect! The 50ft Nerds: Where do you want us? Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

The Nerds create an entire night's worth of TV this episode! Meet some new regular characters as the guys talk Inspector Gadget's penis, Worzel Gummidge's work as a prostitute, tape delay, memory seizures and more! The 50ft Nerds: Have you met their pet salmon called Margaret? Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

In this special, on-location, interview episode, Paul heads down to Sci-Fi South West at the Trowbridge Civic Centre to interview the star of "Space Precinct", Richard James, and son of legendary TV show creator, Jamie Anderson. The discuss the legacy of Gerry Anderson, his impact on their lives and careers, and as a special Attack of the 50ft Nerds EXCLUSIVE, we have a trailer for the upcoming "Terrahawks" audio series from Big Finish Productions that you won't hear ANYWHERE ELSE! After all that fun and excitement, Paul then tracks down Claire Eden, producer of the upcoming project "Strangeness In Space" and just why you should be backing it on Kickstarter! *Please note there is variable audio quality in this episode due to recording constraints. The 50ft Nerds: Standby for Action! Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

All three Nerds are here this week, along with a guest nerd, Andy's sister Abi! Join them as they talk dresses, time phones, dog-based felony and one of the greatest movie ideas of all time. The 50ft Nerds: Christopher Walken is their co-pilot. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

Mike and Andy return with a more relaxed form of Attack this week, with most of it being very Justice League based. Plus, we read news stories about people with connections to the show! The 50ft Nerds: They go dredging. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

The Nerds reach a half-century of episodes! This episode is a bit streamlined but still has a lot of crazy, including Paul's Friends-based insanity, a Yorkshire recreation of a sci-fi film and Andy slowly degenerates into yelling gibberish. So, no different from usual. The 50ft Nerds: Um... er... er... um... ahh... well... um... er... Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

In this edition Mike, Paul and Paul's family gather round to tell tales of macabre mutilation as they play the card game "Gloom". Who will survive, and more importantly, who will win?! The 50ft Nerds: They send MI5 in to beat up manatees Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

The Nerds ring in the new year with a brand new episode! Paul's using his birthday voice and going by the name Gavin, but no matter! Hear the nerds laugh about very very inappropriate things and hear the very special celebrity cameo! Happy new year! The 50ft Nerds: Quested with finding the Jammenballs. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds