Attack Of The 50ft Nerds

The Nerds celebrate their fifth anniversary of talking nonsense by talking even more nonsense! We take a look at the Fits, Ford Anglias, some nerdy stuff and a lot of odd stories! The 50ft Nerds: They predicted the killer chicken fillets. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

Mike and Andy get together to eat food and prepare for a commentary! Welcome to their new kids show, starring Playtime Paul and a special recreation of the nativity. My man! The 50ft Nerds: Grab a cup of Bisto and enjoy. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.fiftyfootnerds.co.uk and http://www.patreon.com/fiftyfootnerds

The Nerds gather for a bit of a morbid episode as they discuss the celebrity deathfest that was 2016. Listen as they eulogise some of Nerd-dom's greatest! Shiny, the Dave in the title is you. Also, Andy meant the film West Side Story. The 50ft Nerds: One of them is a better interviewer than Terry Wogan. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

Mike and Andy tackle a film as requested by the audience again this christmas and they feel a little oblong because of it. Join them and their Lego legs as they talk Fantastic Four and why it isn't so fantastic. Plus pod wars with the White House! The 50ft Nerds: They've started a pod war with Smash Mouth. And they aren't tables. Got any movies you'd like to hear us riff on, or any feedback for this commentary? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com or tweet to @FiftyFootNerds

Ho ho ho my God!! It's Nerdmas once again, and that can only mean that Mike, Andy and Paul are back with another festive treat podcast, all wrapped up nicely with audio sketch bows. This year, in their milestone 150th episode, the boys discuss burning goats, gazebo trees and play a new game that's sure to be a hit around the dinner table once the turkey is all gone. The 50ft Nerds: They were Will Smith in that. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

Mike, Andy, Paul and more are trapped in a perilous situations as they attempt to escape the Bucket of Doom! In the first of a series of gaming sessions recorded during Mike's birthday celebrations, join the gang as they use items such as Butt Plugs, Portals and Gary Glitter's PC to McGyver their way out of sticky situations. The 50ft Nerds: They'll MyGyver the shit out of this Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.fiftyfootnerds.co.uk and http://www.patreon.com/fiftyfootnerds

Mike and Andy have a memory seizure as they give you a second attempt at a commentary. Things swiftly go south as we riff on the third film in the Harry Potter franchise! Remember, message us how many Gary Oldmans you see using the hashtag #HowManyGarys! The 50ft Nerds: They're not birdhorses. Got any movies you'd like to hear us riff on, or any feedback for this commentary? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com or tweet to @FiftyFootNerds

It's time for the second commentary in Kevin Smith's True North Trilogy, eh Join Mike and Joe as they adopt the downward dog position, show off their weiners and take on Yoga Hosers! The 50ft Nerds: They're sor-ree boot that. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.fiftyfootnerds.co.uk and http://www.patreon.com/fiftyfootnerds

Andy gets to do interviews too! He is joined by Zein, one of the creators of the new text adventure game Code 7! Listen as they talk about how the game came to be, problems with old text adventures and more! The 50ft Nerds: They are likely to be eaten by a Grue. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.fiftyfootnerds.co.uk and http://www.patreon.com/fiftyfootnerds

Andy and Mike end up having a Skype conversation while playing space simulator games! So, why not upload it? The 50ft Nerds: Getting their spaceships out for Harambe. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.fiftyfootnerds.co.uk and http://www.patreon.com/fiftyfootnerds

In an Andy and Paul-less episode, Mike visits the fine folk behind the, soon-to-open, Sugar and Dice Board Game Cafe to discuss who they are, what they do and why! If you're local to Liverpool, pop on down once they open and let them know we sent you! Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

The Nerds are finally BACK! With a LOOOONG Graveyard Dead section, as well as talk of Uncle Ben, Pontypandy's Joker, and certain wrestler they're pretty sure they can't see. The 50ft Nerds: Alright, our kid? Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

Mike and Andy talk Diddy and more, then invite Darrell on to join them as they talk nerdy stuff. Also, Andy has various mic problems! The 50ft Nerds: Getting more new equipment before the next show. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.fiftyfootnerds.co.uk and http://www.patreon.com/fiftyfootnerds

Mike and Andy are joined by fellow ant Jan this week as they talk The Impractical Jokers "Where's Larry?" Tour, TESD Manchester, Andy's evening with Machine Head, and the SCARY DOOR! The 50ft Nerds: They still haven't stopped arguing with Tom Hardy. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

On a very special edition of "Beyond", Mike presents a look behind the scenes of the recording of Nerdmas 2015. Topics discussed include Gavin trying to understand traditional English foods, Andy's mind-blown by Daniel Craig and Star Wars... Lots of Star Wars.

A belated Nerdmas to you all! Blame Paul, he didn't record his lines until Feb 2016. In yet another festive bonanza (recorded months ago), the Nerds return with topics such as Christmas Hitler, equating Lord of the Rings characters to the Bible and what would happen if Sir Anthony Hopkins came down your chimney, before rounding things off with a game-show segment that we in no way ripped-off from another podcast... *ahem* All this is neatly rounded off with our usual wraparound sketches, with special guest voices galore! The 50ft Nerds: They predicted the death of David Bowie.

Mike and Andy experience the worst Boxing Day ever, having to watch a movie even worse than Twilight! Listen as they discuss Grey's favourite colour, planting trees and then stopping talking about the movie entirely! The 50ft Nerds: Bite your lip please. Got any movies you'd like to hear us riff on, or any feedback for this commentary? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com or tweet to @FiftyFootNerds

A christmas miracle has occurred! Andy has seen a film! Mike's seen it too. Which one? THE ONLY ONE! Star Wars: The Force Awakens! If you wanna hear their thoughts on the film, give this a listen but beware as it will be SPOILERIFIC! The 50ft Nerds: They'll buy it for 60 portions. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds or http://www.fiftyfootnerds.co.uk

Due to Mike playing some WWE 2K16 and Andy thinking it looks cool, the Nerds are gonna watch some of the greatest and most brutal matches in WWE history! The 50ft Nerds: They are convinced Mick Foley is immortal. Got any matches we should watch next time, movies you'd like to hear us riff on, or any feedback for this commentary? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com or tweet to @FiftyFootNerds

We return from a long break once again to find Andy's done something surprising, Paul has a confession to make and Mike is ready for a pegging! Join them as they talk about all this weirdness and more! The 50ft Nerds: They still haven't bought that cat yet. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds