Boos And Brews Podcast

Pack up the mini fridge and those twin XL sheets, because this week and gals are talking us back to school with some College Town Haunts! Melissa gets to class first with the tale of the Palmer House Hotel where the ghosts pay for beer but not full retail price, paired with InBev’s St. Pauli Girl European Lager. Then Vanessa brings us her report of haunted NYU, where they have everything you could want in a college from hangin’ trees to suicide libraries to lonely little girls, paired with Evil Twin Brewing’s Hipster American Pale Ale. Who will win in the battle of demon dog vs ghost Scottie? Listen and find out!

Break out the magnifying glass and dust off your trench coat, because this week the BnB crew are bringing us Unsolved Mysteries! Someone in the audience might have vital information regarding one of our cases... perhaps it’s you! Vanessa breaks her cold case first with the tale of the Dyatlov Pass, where 9 hikers and 1 tounge met their end one snowy Russian night, paired with Great Divide Brewing Company’s Yeti Imperial Stout. Then Melissa pieces together the evidence of the Yuba County 5, a group of boys who went to a basketball game and ended up starving to death in a cabin full of supplies, paired with Brasserie Dupont’s Foret Saison Farmhouse Ale. Who will win in the battle of walking into the snow with no shoes vs freezing to death next to someone else’s shoes? Listen and find out!

Load up the camel and pack your best harem pants, because this week the BnB crew are taking you on a tour of the Haunted Middle East! Melissa finds her haunted oasis first with the tale of Jumierah, a suburb of Dubai where your roommate will watch you have sex and a ghost will suck your toes, paired with Belching Beaver Brewery’s Me So Honey Blonde Ale. Then Vanessa brings us the story of Bahla, where there are ghosts and demons and a mystic wall (oh my!), paired with 101 Cider House’s Cactus Rosé. Who will win in the battle of burning loins vs buring trees? Listen and find out!

Strap on your arm floaties and let’s get ready to take a dip in this week’s Haunted Bodies of Water! Vanessa gets wet first with the scary tale of Okiku’s Well where misplacing plates will get you killed unless your willing to whore yourself out, paired with Stillwater Artisanal Ales - Sensory Series 3: Tennis. Then Melissa takes the plunge with the story of haunted Lake Superoir which is lousy with ghost boats and frozen grandpas, paired with Ballast Point Brewing Co’s Fathom IPA. Who will win in the battle of screaming maids vs grumpy captains? Listen and find out!

Wash your filthy hands and sharpen your lobotomy pick, because this week the BnB crew are checking back into the ward for Haunted Hospitals - Part Two! Melissa is up first with the story of the State Lunatic Hospital at Taunton where they have a mysterious black figure who might be the actual devil, paired with Boston Beer Company’s Sam ‘76 American Pale Lager. Then Vanessa scrubs in for the tale of St. Bartholomew’s Hospital where a little ghost boy fortells your doom and a haunted elevator takes your straight to hell, paired with Kern River Brewing Company’s Chuuurch American IPA. Who will win in the battle of murderous nurses VS old priest shoes? Listen and find out!

Today is a very exciting day for Fancy Tuna! Because today is the day the BnB Crew grab a lantern and head back underground for Haunted Caves: Part Two! Vanessa runs happily screaming into her story first with the tale of the Bell Witch Cave, which all starts with an Indian burial mound and some lost teeth and ends with the only ghost to commit MURRR-DURRRR, paired with Logsdon Farmhouse Ale’s Cave Digger. Then Melissa leads her expedition down into the Hellfire Caves, where they make the best chalk and have the fanciest orgys (as long as you don’t mind the head bashery), paired with AleSmith Brewing Company’s Horney Devil Belgian Golden Strong Ale. Who will win in the battle of chalk filled vaginas VS be-toothed little girls? Listen and find out!

Lock up your chickens and bust out the Milkbones, because this week to celebrate the blood moon (blaaahd!) the BnB crew is bringing you Werewolves! Melly’s transformation is first with the tail (... see what we did there...) of the beast of Bray Road, a werewolf who likes to jack off dogs and went to medical school, paired with Golden Road Brewing’s Wolf Pup Session IPA. Then Vanessa howls us the story of Thiess of Kaltenbrun, and 80 year old Devil whipping, dead-witch suing hound of God, paired with Claremont Craft Ale’s Raspberry Gose. Who will win in the battle of Halloween monster VS country strong grandpa? Listen and find out!

Shine up your rosary, press your robes and renew your vows of chastity, because this week the BnB crew are getting up close and personal with some ghostly Black Monks! Vanessa breaks her vow of obedience first with the history of Enysford Castle, where they love Ralph’s and have a photogenic Black Monk who’ll help with your homework, paired with Mikkeller ApS’ Monk’s Brew Belgian Strong Dark Ale. Then Melissa takes the cloth with the tale of Black Monk of Pontefract, an all-around jerk of a ghost who likes to make puddles and push chairs down stairs, paired with The Bruery’s Mischief Hoppy Belgian-Style Ale. Who will win in the battle of helpful Dad VS scared Grandma? Listen and find out!

Bust out the turpentine and get ready to make some happy accidents, because this week the BnB crew are doing Haunted Paintings! Melissa steps up to the easel first with the tale of The Anguished Man, featuring a man painted in human blood who’s hobbies include sucking on old lady tits and pushing children down stairs, paired with Upland Brewing Co’s Crimson Sour Ale. Then Vanessa picks up a brush for the story of The Hands Resist Him, a painting of a scared little boy that scares other little boys and maybe kills art critics, paired with The Lost Abbey’s Lost and Found Dubbel. Who will win in the battle of melting flesh VS dolls with guns? Listen and find out!

What’s that noise? Is it an escaped mental patient with a hook for a hand and a hunger for human blood? Nah, it’s just the BnB crew bringing you some of their favorite Urban Legends! Vanessa’s up first with the tale of Los Angeles’ infamous underground lizard people, who have golden tablets explaining the history of mankind and distant cousins who came from Atlantis and know Bigfoot, paired with Golden Road Brewing’s Tart Mango Cart Ale. Then Melissa takes us back to the 60’s and the unfortunate truth the Paul McCartney is dead and the Beatles have been trying to tell us for years that they replaced him with a soup man, paired with Acoustic Ales Brewing Experiment’s Strawberry Fields Kettle Sour Blonde. Who will win in the battle of an ancient mysterious map vs swooped eyebrows? Listen and find out!

‘Merica, fuck yeah! This week the BnB crew are celebrating all things red, white and awesome with some undead founding fathers in Ghosts of the Revolution! USA! USA! Melissa waves the flag first with the tale of “Mad” Anthony Wayne who always manages to keep his spray tan off his uniform, even as a boner-seeking ghost, paired with Pabst’s American Pale Ale. Then Vanessa gets her patriotism on with the complicated history of Aaron Burr, a man who loved his daughter and himself and not much else, paired with Firestone Walker’s Leo V Ursus Wookus Black Imperial IPA. Who will win in the battle of a horse named Nancy vs the King of Mexico? Listen and find out!

Bonjour les amis, et bienvenue! This week the ladies are in the mood for fancy cheese and jaunty berets, so we’re doing Haunted France! Vanessa is the first to twirl up her moustache for the tale of the Tuileries Palace, where the ghost of a little red man will screw up your day (unless you’re Napoleon... he’s cool), paired with Arrow Lodge Brewing’s Pale to the King Pale Ale. Then Melissa takes a ride on her bicycle to the Palace of Versailles where you might slip back in time and see Marie Antoinette playing with her jugs, paired with Brasserie Thiriez Extra Saison. Who will win in the battle of jacket-less French soldiers VS British lesbians? Listen and find out!

Add a shot of moonshine to that sweet tea and work on that southern drawl, ‘cause this week the BnB crew are bringing us tales from Haunted Plantations. Melissa handles the first harvest with the tale of Magnolia Plantation, where slaves became shares croppers (Happy Juneteenth!) and overseers became ghosts, paired with German brewery Rieder’s Schwarz Mann Black Lager. Then Vanessa picks some cotton and some stories about the Loretta Lynn Plantation, where ghosts will steal your boots if you’re dumb enough to sleep with boots on, paired with Stone Brewing’s I’m Peach Double IPA. Who will win in the battle of catholic voodoo hymns VS country twang? Listen and find out!

Is your TV constantly turning itself on? Does your radio only get static? Does your phone try and talk to you in the middle of the night? Then have week got an episode for you! This week we’re bringing you The Ghost in the Machine! Vanessa’s electronics go haywire first with a smattering of stories about haunted TV’s, where we learn you have to punish them if they get mouthy or some ghost-aliens might come thru and try and sell you a timeshare, paired with Josephbrau Brewing Company’s Alternate Dimension Alt Ale. Then Melissa disconnects from technology to tell us the tale of The Dybbuk Box, which might have started WW2 and caused 9/11 and is literally the stuff of nightmares, paired with Evil Twin Brewing’s Rhubarb Compote Sour. Who will win in the battle of Bhutan caves VS Spanish boxes? Listen and find out!

Mind the gap! This week the gals are absolutely chuffed to bring you blokes British Haunts! Vanessa is the first to have a butcher as she brings us the story of the Enfield Poltergeist, where a grumpy old man threw some hot ass legos at a potential pedo, paired with Crabbie’s Ginger Beer Scottish Raspberry. Then Melissa weaves us a tale of the Borley Rectory, where bitches get bricks in unfortunate places and invent Facebook, paired with The Lost Abbey’s Devotion Blonde. Who will win in the battle of horney nuns VS lollipop ladies? Listen and find out!

Pick up your mourning shall from the dry cleaners and buy some flowers, because this Memorial Day the ladies are bringing us Haunted Cemetaries - Part Two! Melissa finds her plot first with the tale of La Recolata Cemetary, were Eva Peron rests (finally!) but the Lady in White does not, paired with Stone Brewing’s White Ghost Berliner Weisse. Then Vanessa moves in with story of the Westminster Burying Grounds, where you can visit Edgar Allen Poe or the ghost of a screaming skull might visit you, paired with North Coast Brewing’s La Merle Saison. Who will win of the battle of ghosts who steal jackets VS ghosts in straight jackets? Listen and find out!

‘Ello there, and a pip pip cheerio to you! This week the BnB crew is bringing you Victorian Ghosts, from an era that was obsessed with the supernatural and just starting to discover how cool soap is. Vanessa takes the first stab, with the tale of Jack the Ripper, who was definitely a monkey with a micropenis, paired with Hoegaarden Brewery’s Hoegaarden Wheat Beer. Then Melissa gives it a hack with the story of Lizzie Borden, who loved hatchets and pigeons and not so much her parents, paired with Ex Novo Brewing’s Family Matters Farmhouse Ale. Who will win the the battle of cutting out entrails vs smashing in skulls? Listen and find out!

Buff up your tour rider and grab some new groupies, because this week the ladies are bringing us Rock Star Ghosts! Melissa goes first with the story of Mama Cass who’s ghost hangs out on a Stairmaster, drinking cream and eating ham sandwiches, paired with Oskar Blues Brewery Mama’s Lil Yellow Pils Pilsner. Then Vanessa fills us in on the ghost of Jim Morrison who definitely did break on thru to the other side and now just wants to cuddle, paired with Stone Brewing’s & NOFX’s Punk in Drublic Hoppy Lager. Who will win in the battle of snorting heroin VS snorting heroin? Listen and find out! And don’t do drugs!!

If you thought regular children were annoying, wait until you have to deal with ghost ones! That’s right, this week the BnB crew are here to make you laugh about dead kids! Vanessa decided to go with quantity over quality with the tale of St Mary’s Orphan Asylum, where we learn Cubans are good at weather, nuns are good at tying knots, and orphans are bad at swimming, paired with Spoetzl Brewery’s Shiner Bock. Then Melissa gets REAL creepy with the (fake?) tale of Dear David, where we learn no good comes from talking to children, paired with Bitter Brothers Brewing Co’s Golden Child Hefeweizen. Who will win in the battle of cute ghostly giggles vs murderous misshapen heads? Listen and find out!

Dust off the camping gear and stock up on sunscreen, because to celebrate (belatedly) Earth Day we’re bringing you Haunted National Parks! Melissa pitches her tent first at beautiful Yellowstone, where you can die from in fart caves and have a visit from old Uncle Yancy, the finger banging ghost, paired with Three Weavers Brewing Company’s Seafarer kölsch. Then Vanessa goes chasing waterfalls at Yosemite, where there are curses, and cryptids, and ghosts (oh my!), paired with Golden State Cidar’s Might Hops. Who will win in the battle of fur trapper queens VS pterodactyls? Listen and find out!