Boos And Brews Podcast

Hello faithful listeners! This week the harsh reality of adulting has come crashing down on the BnB crew and we were not able to deliver unto you our usual awesomeness. We’re bummed about it too, guys! But we will be back very soon with more hilarious ghost stories and thematically appropriate beers. Until then, we bestow upon our ear holes this tasty beer nugget from Green Flash for your listening pleasure. Please enjoy responsibly.

Step away from that bulletin board covered in grainy pictures and put down the red string, 'cause this week the ladies are going absolutely fuckin' bonkers over some of the wackiest wackadoos out there... that's right, we're doing Conspiracy Theories: Pop Stars Edition. Vanessa is the first to lose her mind over the fact, THE FACT, that JonBenét Ramsey didn't actually die, and is now Katy Perry (or maybe Taylor Schilling, and a man... don't get caught up in the details, okay... that's how the Illuminati get you!) paired with Pikes Peak Brewing Co's 38 Faces Blood Orange IPA. Then Melissa puts on her crazy-pants and convinces us all that Justin Bieber is a cold-blooded, red-dressed reptilian (wake up sheeple!) paired with Figueroa Mountain Brewing Co's Lizard's Mouth Imperial IPA. Who will win in the battle of all seeing eyes vs alien lizard overlords? Listen and find out!

Some people believe in ghosts. Some people don’t. We never believed in a man named Zak Bagans until we came face to face with him. So we set out on a quest to capture what we saw into a podcast... raw... extreme... this is our mocking of Ghost Adventures. In honor of the Bagans’s birthday and the long awaited release of Zak’s “documentary” Demon House, we have for your listeningk pleasure and extra special (and extra long) episode. First we review Demon (Goat) House, and then each of us, ENGINEER BOB INCLUDED, pick a fav episode of GA and give you a breakdown of all the word mispronouncingk, energy stealingk, Aaron abandoningk action. Bob is first with Old Idaho Penitentiary featuringk Ray-mond Snow-den, paired with Stone Brewing’s Stone Ripper IPA. Then it’s Melly up next with Povelgia Island and some very bad Italian, paired with Carlsberg Italia’s Poretti 5 Bock. Then Vanessa shuts it down with the Queen Mary and some excellent faked encounters. Who will win in the battle of Snake Mountain vs Io Sono Docto

Heat up the moonshine still and get the bathtub ready for gin storage, ‘cause this week we’re going back to the roaring 20’s for Prohibition Ghosts! Melissa gets the first round with the tale of the Casablanca Inn featuring Edna Deadhusband and her sick lantern waving skills, paired with The Good Beer Company’s Cara Cara Viego Farmhouse Ale. Then Vanessa brings us the story of Benzezin “Bugsy” Siegel who lived his best life by ending others, paired with The Great Divide Brewing Co’s Strawberry Rhubarb Sour Ale. Who will win in the battle of an orphan-saving old lady vs cart-burning mobster? Listen and find out!

Get dressed in your most fashionable hiking clothes, because it’s time to sweat with some celebrities in Haunted Griffith Park, Los Angeles’ inner-city paradise of green and ghosts! Vanessa leads the first hike with the local legend of Table 29, where two young lovers were murdered while porking by a super angry tree, paired with Golden Road Brewing’s Wolf Among the Weeds IPA. Then Melissa takes lead with some background on the park and the curse of Petranilla, a bad ass bitch who said “if I can’t have this land, ya’ll fuckers are gonna rue the day!” paired with Evil Twin Brewing’s Don No Berliner Weisse. Who will win in the battle of demon dinner parties VS spirits who fuck chainsaws? Listen and find out!

Slap on a tinfoil hat, and line up your butt for some probing, because this week’s the gals are doing stories that are outta this world!! That’s right, we’re doing frickin’ aliens! Melissa is the first to be abducted with the story of Joe Simonton and his close encounter of the brunch kind including space panacakes (... or maybe poop), paired with Transplants Brewing Company’s Filbert chocolate hazelnut brown. Then Vanessa gets beamed aboard with her tale of the Battle for Los Angeles, when an alien craft faced the might of the US military machine... and it DGAF, paired with Left Coast Brewing Co’s Galaxy Supernova IPA. Who will win in the battle of hypnotic realtors vs cacti vendetta? Listen and find out!

Kick that leprechaun outta bed and barf up all that shitty green beer, because to celebrate a day where everyone is drunk and Irish the gals are bringing us Haunted Ireland 2: Ireland with a Vengence! Vanessa starts things off with the tale of Loftus Hall, the most haunted house in Ireland, where the devil will fuck your daugher and then cheat at cards, paired with Innis & Gunn Kindred Spirits Irish Whiskey aged Stout. Then Melissa takes over with the story of Duckettss Grove, which has not enough ducks and one too many banshees, paired with Carlow Brewing Company’s O’hara’s Irish Red Ale. Who will win the battle of sexy demon vs screaming banshee? Listen and find out!

Break out the fancy gowns and get pre-drunk in the limo, because the BnB crew is celebrating awards season once again, with Haunted Hollywood 2: Electric Boogaloo! Melissa is the first to walk the red carpet, as she tells the tale of the Chateau Marmont, a playground for the rich, and depraved, and famous, and one departed comedian, paired with Lagunitas Brewing Company’s Sakitumi IIPA. Then Vanessa fields reporter questions as she tells us about The Comedy’s Store and it’s many, many cranky mobster ghosts, paired with Iron Fist Brewing Company’s Counter Strike IPA. Who will win in the battle of dead comedian VS comedians scared to death? Listen and find out!

Were you alone and lonely on Valentine’s Day? If you’re fed up with dating options in your area, maybe you should try looking beyond the void, and starting bumping uglies with the undead. Yes, people do that, and yes we are talking all about it! Also, this week the gals turn over their notes and let Engineer Bob tell the stories... if he can decipher their notes. After some background on the science and myth behind the practice of spectrophilia (aka ghost fuckin’), we launch into the story of Doris Bither, the story behind The Entity, who was an unwilling partner in a sexual haunting that went of for years, paired with Mother Earth Brew Co’s Cali Creamin’ vanilla cream ale. Then we get to know Sian Jameson and Amethyst Realm, two Britians who loudly and proudly proclaim their love of love making with ghosts, and how human lovers can never measure up, paired with Brouwerij Huyghe’s Delirium Nocturnum Belgium strong ale. When Bob tells the stories, there are no winners... but we make him read porno, so listen i

We do solemnly swear that we will faithfully execute a podcast about office of the President of the United States. To celebrate hangover Monday, aka Presidents Day, the BnB crew is bringing us Dead Presidents! Melly holds office first with the ghost of #20, James Garfield, who haunts his old house with his old lady, with some bonus info on his killer, a sex cult dropout with amazing toes, paired with Unibroue’s Éphémère Pomme white ale. Then, due to laws of succession, Vanessa steps up with the story of #9, William Henry Harrison, who’s short presidenency’s longest legacy may be the Curse of Tippecanoe which has taken down 7 Presidents, paired with Julian Hard Cider’s Pearanormal. Who will win in the battle of gunshots to the back VS poopy water to the gut? Listen and find out!

Gong Hey Fat Choy, listeners! In celebration of New Years: China Edition, the gals are bringing the spirit of the orient stateside, and doing Haunted Chinatowns! Vanessa is the first to rip open her red envelope and gifts us the tale of Portland’s infamous Shanghai Tunnels, full of drunk men, CHUD ghostitutes, and shitty little boys, paired with Archorage Brewing Company’s The Tide and it’s Takers Tripel. Then Melissa takes us a bit south to Locke, CA where the OG Chinese mafia set up shop and cut off hands, paired with Ballast Point Brewing Company’s Sour Wench Blackberry Ale. Who will win in the battle of crib rooms VS opium dens? Listen and find out!

AHHHHHH, the French! This week the gals are bringing us stories know for their sexellence, Haunted Orson Welles! So grab 4 steaks and a bottle of bourbon and join in the fun. Melissa starts things off with the story of the Hollywood Hills estate where Orson staying during the making of “Citizen Kane” and apparently stays to this day, being a dick and annoying the maid, Button, paired with St Archer Brewing Co’s Blackberry Gose. Then Vanessa brings us a trio of tales, featuring hitchhiking ghosts, bourbon-y bakeries, and Zac Efron, paired with Eel River Brewing Co’s 22nd anniversary Barleywine. If you can find a better podcast about Haunted Orson Welles, I’ll go down on ya! Who will win in the battle of haunted homeowners VS scared starlets? Listen and find out!

G’day mates! This week in honor of Australia Day the BnB crew are going down under to talk about Haunted: Australia; it’s creepy ghosts, murderous animals and terrible reality TV shows. Vanessa weaves us a tale of the North Kapunda Hotel, with its sexy copper mines and ghosts who steal all your energies, but leave you time to play croquet. Then Melly takes us to the Aradale Lunatic Asylum, where free range crazies still roam the halls, probably still covered in their own feces. Who will win in the battle of Jolly Tinkers VS abortion chairs? Listen and find out!

It’s someone’s special day! In honor of Vanessa’s birfday the ladies are taking on her hometown haunts with Haunted Long Beach! Melissa brings the first gift with the tale of Los Cerritos Ranch House with its teenager strangling, treasure forgetting ghost of Don Juan, paired with Latitude 33 Brewing’s Blood Orange IPA. Then Vanessa gives herself the gift of haunted heavy-hitter, The Queen Mary, who’s shaft alley is chuck full of dead seamen with some ghost little girls sprinkled in, paired with Clown Shoes Baked Goods Hoppy Pale Ale. Who will win in the battle of golf park vs parked boat? Listen and find out!

Bust out the feathers and bedazzle your nipples, ‘cause this week the ladies are bringing us Haunted Carnival! You know the BnB crew will take any excuse to get drunk in public, especially if they get to wear a giant glitter dick! Vanessa brings us the tale of carnival’s biggest fans with the Joelma Building in Brazil and their terrible safety precautions but pretty laid back ghosts. Then Melissa tells us about Montreal’s Concordia University’s Grey Nuns Building and their BBQ children and plague nuns. Both ladies picked The Lost Abbey’s Carnevale saison, one dusty bottle and one fresh and clean. With beer out of the equation, who will win in the battle of hippies killed by fire VS children killed by fire? Listen and find out!

New Year, New You! Ever think... “Man, would it kill me to (insert resolution here)?!” Well, in some cases it actually might! In honor of the tradition of making a resolution you have no intention of actually keeping, the gals are bringing us Resolution Ghosts! Wanna get in shape? There’s a ghost for that! Wanna read more, there’s a ghost for that! Wanna start a new hobby? There’s a ghost for that! Melissa brings us the tale of the Old Bernardsville Library and the ghost of a weepy lady with a hatchet, paired with Inland Empire Brewing Company’s Resistance Hef. Then Vanessa helps us plan a haunted hike in Big Ridge State Park, where there are ghosts to suit all levels of hikers, paired with The Lost Abbey’s Ghosts in the Forest Oak Aged Wild Ale. Who will win in the battle of “what’s in the box?” VS “who’s in the woods?” Listen and find out!

Cheers to the New Year! On a day everyone likes to raise a glass (or 6) in celebration, we decided to celebrate in a way only BnB would... with Drunk Ghosts! Vanessa gets the first round with the tale of Thelma Todd, a 20’s starlet who got way too drunk, then way too cold, then way too dead, paired with Ska Brewing Co True Blonde Dubbel. Next Melly gets us all a round of three shots; Shōjō the Japanese spirited spirit, Texas’ Drunk Tom and Dog Ball Lake, and Czech Republic’s Remorseful 7ft tall skeleton, paired with Baird Beer’s Jubilation Ale. Who will win in the battle of murderous mobsters vs murderous ghosts? Listen and find out!

MERRY CHRISTMAS! The BnB crew has a special gift for you underneath the tree this year... Our Christmas Special! The BnB crew has worked tirelessly to bring you this unique re-telling of Jarles, I mean Charles Dickens' holiday classic, "A Christmas Carol." Ever felt like this 1800's tale could use more cursing and incest and dick jokes... us too! Featuring a cast of lovable characters dishing out ghostly fun and holiday cheer, this Christmas Special is exactly what you need to take your mind off having the spend the whole day with your stupid family. And whether you celebrate Christmas, or Hanukkah, or Diwali, or Kwanzaa, or Festivus, or the winter solstice, or any other festive-thing this time of year, the BnB crew would like to wish you and yours a very happy holiday. From our crazy family to yours; Cheers, Fuckos!

Nothing says "Home for the Holidays" like visiting long dead relatives at that special patch of grass and dirt. So this week the gals bring us, Haunted Cemeteries! These cemeteries are so famous people are DYING to get in... I'm sorry... I couldn't help myself... moving on... Melissa is the first to take a dirt nap with the tale of Bachelor's Grove Cemetery in Chicago, which has a ghost horse AND and ghost house, but unfortunately no vacancies, paired with Goose Island Beer's Sofie Saison. Then Vanessa takes her eternal slumber at the Greyfriars Kirkyard in Edinburgh, which has the cutest puppo and and scary f-ing poltergeist, paired with Great Divide Brewing Company's Claymore Scotch Ale. Who will win in the battle of deep dish death VS Costco death? Listen and find out!

Aloha listeners! This week your BnB ohana bring you ghostly tales from pineapple paradise... it’s Haunted Hawai‘i! Vanessa is the first sacrifice to be thrown into the volcano with her tale of the fire goddess Pele with her general badassery and strange aversion to pork products, paired with Hop Lava IPA & Molten Lava Imperial IPA from Double Mountain Brewery. Then Melissa gets roasted like a luau pig with her tale of Hickam Air Force Base and it’s disembodied voices, scared puppos, and jack-off shed, paired with Betty IPA from Hanger 24 Brewery. Who will win in the battle of war pigs vs pigs of war? Listen and find out!