Lex: The Craigslist Whisperer

Lex is called brother, bro, boss, man and buddy by someone who thinks his shorts are dope.

Despite what a rug and a shirt would lead people to believe, Lex did NOT go to the University of Georgia OR Southeastern University.

Lex finds 4 bikes that seem too good to be true, and learns that only 1 actually was.

Lex accepts a lower cash offer in a grocery store parking lot midnight.

After breaking a light, Lex finally sells a fancy bed.

Lex finds a computer by the side of the road just in time to complete a Mariokart Wii project.

Lex meets a guy at dock near midnight to sell some controllers.

Lex doesn't get a dresser for a friend OR pay someone that helped him load the weird van.

Lex 

Because of Lex, a blind child's desire to drive a go cart remains unfulfilled.

Lex tries to claim 3 different couches from someone whose father loved couches.

Lex falls for an accidental bait and switch, and is then highly rated despite using British slang.

Lex learns that agreeing to asking prices and meeting times given by sellers is the wrong way to buy a Switch, especially when one of the sellers has a curfew at the sober house.

Lex would rather support a defunct NBA G League team than a Canadian donut shoppe and middle aged women that seek younger men.

Lex sells something he said he'd never sell and the buyer gives his wife a tip. 

Lex learns that meeting a buyer at their work can make him look like a DoorDash driver.

Lex is obsessed with buying Airpods Max and toying with counterfeiters... until he isnt. 

Lex sells an XBOX for his friend, and shows off his clairvoyancy in the process.