Lex: The Craigslist Whisperer

While Lex is disappointed that he didn't meet Heather Ito, getting a free Sega Genesis controller was a nice consolation prize.

After selling a loft bed for the maximum allowable profit, Lex is disappointed that the weird van's model name doesn't sound like his name.

Lex's old job got him a weird van for cheap AND made him first in line for an Atari.

Lex mentions Alternative Country for the second straight episode, but it's not why he turned down a $30 offer.

After getting flipped off and offered trades, Lex still isn't asked what Alternative Country is.

Lex is much more real than Rich's stated interest in basketball.

Lex happily helps out a grandma, but won't deliver when Lucas is interested.

After ripping someone off, Lex frightens a man AND his dog while in the bad part of town.

After a wireless Nintendo controller was a bust, Lex shows his New Orleans Hornets shorts to a scammer.

Lex only has to move a white dresser out of the way of a Volkswagen Golf for a few months.

Lex finds that people would rather play catch with themselves than use a hockey goal for soccer.

Lex has to make do when both the weird van AND the Admiral are in the shop.

When an imbecile doesn't see his message, Lex sells an exercise bike before anyone else is awake.

After finding Shania Twain lyrics very relatable, Hydrox cookies fandom gets Lex a free bed.

Lex was going to have to drive to make a pick up, but ended up taking the Admiral.

Before picking up on hints and social cues, Lex gets bonus lollipops AND ants.

Lex goes to a curb alert and should have just taken the skis.

Lex doesn't hear back from two potential reel mower buyers, but DOES hear back from a previously uncommunicative neighbor.

Despite almost having a knife pulled on him, Lex gets the perfect microwave cart.

Lex learns that if you get the right sales representative, you can get higher internet speed AND talk about Jollibee.