Lex: The Craigslist Whisperer

Lex trades up to the best mini basketball hoop and makes a profit in the process, apparently due to divine intervention.

After buying two Tushys, Lex delivers a coffee table to someone who'd forgotten about their unreliable, mutual friend.

Lex has to pay a small finders fee after selling lotsa video games.

Lex gives the gift of Hydrox cookies, even if it cuts into his elliptical sale profits.

After keeping one tandem bike and giving another one to a friend, Lex tries to give an extension ladder as a wedding gift.

Lex owes a friend Dairy Queen after several potential treadmill buyers flake.

After not wanting to lie about finding a second compact treadmill, Lex never speaks to a potential buyer again.

After getting a punching bag for $5, Lex is wrong about how much rain there was.

Lex gets more free corks and is constantly proven wrong.

Lex is suddenly free on a Friday after not accepting a $10 holding fee.

After delivering a table across town, Lex drives on a closed road.

After astonishing someone with his address, Lex sells an Original Sony Playstation, Sega Dreamcast and XBOX 1.

After striking out on several free items, Lex is lucky a curb alert had a terrible picture.

After buying some Winnipeg Jets figures from the weird toy store, Lex has to block people on Facebook.

After outsmarting Hulu for years, Lex gives up on an HD projector project.

After finally getting a karaoke microphone for $10, Lex has a hard time getting people to talk about alternative country music.

Lex gets the wrong idea about a bionic man before enjoying some Pizza Hut breadsticks.

Lex misses out on a totally real red chair because he doesn't need delivery.

After seeking out a micro USB cord on a whim, Lex finally realizes that Mark isn't a serious buyer.

After falling for a scam, Lex annoys someone who actually deserves it.