Frankenfiction

Why is Metal Gear still here? Just to suffer? Tommy and Josh dive into the wide sea of possibilities to find other outlits that the series could take.  Maybe it could go to the legal scene with Phoenix Wright, or dip into another series like Godzilla? Perhaps time will truly tell us...

In a Frankenfiction first, Tommy and Josh revisit a lost episode from the past to reread a fanfic for your listening pleasure! This time around, we read about a few Lion King OCs with not-so-subtle names, and a flying mandrill.

Tommy decides to do a bit of early cleaning, and with the help of Josh and Alex discovers a nightmarish hoard of fiction. Despite the warnings, they delve into one and find out about a man and his Lucario, and the relationship that they begin to share. After forcibly buying a pair of movie tickets and tipping his fedora.

By a Holiday miracle they've returned! Tommy, Josh and Tanya find themselves in an odd situation where things seem to be going better than usual.  That changes quickly when one of them gives the worst gift they could; a work of their very own. A Frankenfiction first as they read their own creation...

In the usual spirit of Halloween, Tommy and Josh are more willing to pull off tricks rather than give out treats. But before they can do so, they must partake in a most terrible treat before they can have their fun. If you thought Twilight's vampires were bad before, just wait until they're dressed up like werewolves! *Insert Laugh Track Here*

After finding a new species of creatures have infested the satellite, Josh gets Tommy and Tanya together to solve the problem. And apparently that involves hedgehogs asking princesses about their sex lives.

In this brain-teasing episode, Tommy and Josh look to see who would be smarter in a battle of wits.  Could it be Lelouche from Code Geass, or Light from Deathnote? The correct answer, as it turns out, is that they're both pretty bad at what they do.

Tommy tries to make Josh see the wrongs of being so open and free with his love, and so tries to teach him a lesson. It goes about as well as a mystic dating a ghost boy in less than three days of knowing him. Also Starhooooeee--I mean Starfire is in it too!

Sometimes childhood doesn't deserve to be preserved.  This time around Tommy and Josh find that out the hard way as they stumble across a rough patch of fiction that hits in all of the wrong places. It's really against Da Rules this time.

After a long hiatus, Tommy and Josh are back! Some important news comes down the pipeline from Earth, and it puts our casters in the mood to hear a tale as old as...time?

What starts out as an innocent trek into a fiction soon tumbles out of control as Tommy and Josh get a little real. Sometimes a silly idea can be fun.  And sometimes you've got to lay the law down.

This time around, Tommy interrupts a totally important thing Josh is doing and thus ruins everything. To make up for it, they go to read through a fanfiction filled with smut, attempts to figure out heights, attempting to define positions, and wondering why there are so many tears.

After a small break, Tommy and Josh return to the realm of Bittersweet to catch up on all that they've missed out on.  And surprise, it's still as painful.  The road stretches on, but they're nearly at the end...

Rust Ocean and Smooth Breeze are deep in the woods on a hunt when they feel like they should rest for the night. Recounting the tale of warriors past, the stories made by a previous TaleTail Clan member is shared to pass the time before the young cats slumber beneath the moon...

Tommy and Josh are joined by Tanya to find a new mysterious newcomer has appeared in the airlock. Alex joins the roster as he loses himself in space and time, only for things to get weirder.  This time around we slap the Burning Gundam in the nude, reminisce about our dead lovers and hammy acting, and then take a stroll down crack-pairing lane with a wizarding world twist.

In this belated Saint Patrick's Day episode, Tommy and Josh forget about editing, drink a lot, and read about how the Ninja Turtles have nothing to do with Yu Yu Hakusho. Enjoy!

Tommy and Josh continue to dive into the depths of Bittersweet. This time around, Jet is too friendly, we make chocolates, there's sexy old yak, and Sonic shoves his chili dog in Amy's face.

Tommy and Josh get into the creative spirit of things and look to make something of it! The issue though is that they'll have to slog through a fiction with similar themes, though with more little girls, kidnappings, lava pits, and the slaughter...

Tommy is exposed to the world of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure thanks to Josh's exploits. What they don't realize is that the fun has only begun, and to progress further, they'll need to read a tantilizing fiction about men, lubed pillars, and how macho it is to rub everything all over the place. It's dude stuff bro!

Once more Tommy and Josh are thrust into the world of Bittersweet. If you thought the plot was contrived and forced before, just you wait until you hear this one!