Frankenfiction

Happy belated holidays! Tommy and Josh are joined once more by Tanya to experience a new horror--one of their own writing another fanfiction. Josh unleashes his latest Christmas catastrophe, Yet Another Smash Brothers Christmas Tale, onto his fellow hosts. This was meant to come out a bit sooner, but...things happened? Who cares, the best gifts are late gifts, and this is quite the whopper of a gift straight from the dumpsters.

Happy Valentine's! Tommy and Josh return once again to tackle a Franken-First with a fanfiction about My Hero Academia. In Love Sick, our hero Deku laments about his feelings for Todoroki, and decides to make a Valentine for him! Of course there's a lot of fluff and no one on the podcast can pronounce Momo's last name, but that's fine!

Surprisingly, there's almost no Doctoh Whiwy here.  Tommy and Josh bust in to take on this week's fanfiction, I'll Wear It Proudly, which centers around the freshly created Rock and Roll in Doctor Light's lab! They have to 'play' a game, and 'win' to impress a stranger of the Doctor's.  And as dirty as that sounds, it only gets weirder when the strange lady starts touching both of the little robots. Shockingly, none of it is sexual!

This time, on Frankenfcition Z!  Tommy and Josh join forces once again to take on the challenges set before them.  A new foe has appeared by the name of Overcoming the Past!  This new fanfiction is about the tale of Lena and the unhealthy lifestyle she finds herself in. Taken in by world famous Bulma and having to deal with her loud 'passionate' sessions with Vegeta all night, Lena storms off only to be confronted by...RADITZ?!

You thought it was another podcast, but it was us!  Tommy and Josh!  In this issue, we take on a fanfiction by the name of Dio the Barista, where we find the titular Dio as a barista!  He's taken a particular interest in one Jonathan Joestar, and is determined to wipe the smugness from his face!  And apparently that requires him to spit an awful lot into his coffee...

Check your G-Diffuser systems! Tommy and Josh take off for another fantastical episode, this time returning to the far-off world of Star Fox.  In this fiction, titled How's That For Unexpected?, we find a lonely Fox at the bar on his birthday, and his long time rival Wolf shows up! What could poooossibly happen? (Spoilers, they do a little kissing.)

SHUT TE FORK UP!!111 DIS IZ THE BSET STORI EVA!!!!11111 In dis supah goffik epidode, Tomme Abyss Hollow McDarkness (who looks jus like Patrick Warbutton lul what a hottie) and Joush Edgy Blackness Voodoo-Daul go on to turtle the lust part of My Immortal. Dis Espio covers chaptpers 34-44, finashing of the last of dis owesome gothic tail! If ur truly goffik den youl listen to dis one too!!11111 MCR ROX!!11!!!!11

Don't make an audience a promise, if you know you can't keep it.  Tommy and Josh get sassy about Microsoft and their next-gen console before diving feet first into hell.  In this particular fiction, Chief it's Cold Outside, we accidentally stumble our way into a Halo-themed Christmas fic about a human Cortana and her attempts to get the Master Chief to top her.  She succeeds.

Nothing short of a wish on the Eternal Dragon can rid us of this one. Tommy and Josh decide to rummage through the fics of an anime classic, Dragon Ball Z, after many episodes not doing so.  We find a particular gem entitled Basically, Yours that focuses on a relationship blooming between fan-favorite Piccolo and almost-completely-unknown Tights Brief! It's as weird as it sounds, and the mystery of Namekian genitals is in fact solved. Prepare for a story with a Laughter Level that exceeds 9,000!

Grab your over-sized swords and prepare for battle!  Tommy and Josh are excited for the upcoming Final Fantasy VII Remake, and decide to read a story starring the titular characters.  Unfortunately, Cloud's Day Out isn't the stunning tale of heroes and tragedy, but rather a schoolboy being constantly assaulted by his uncaring classmates before being nearly taken by a grown man with 'particular' tastes.  It's far more bizarre than any reality Sephiroth could have convinced Cloud of...

wat up goffs, wellcum to oar supah cool podcast!11 Tommi and Jush take on de nxt part off da famoose My Immortal. Get ur razr blades out an get ruddy for chapt 23-33 of dis beluvd gothic tail. PLZ RED AND REVIOW OR WLEL RED D NEXT PORT ALL B UORSLEEVES!1!!1

Happy Saint Patrick's Day! During this round of debauchery, Tommy and Josh read a pair of fanfictions, Mario Understanding St. Patrick and The Luck of the Koopa.  Many odd turns lay ahead for this drink-riddled episode.  Luigi in a coma?  The Greenie Disease?  Bowser snorting clover petals?  And a scene involving a shower of gold?  All these and more await on another horrible, terrible episode of Frankenfiction, perhaps even the fourth worst one we've ever done.

Happy late-Valentine's Day! Tommy and Josh snuggle together for another romantic episode. First though, they have a twenty-minute discussion about the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie before moving on to the real star, Smooches by South Island Airlines. In this alternate universe where famous supersonic hedgehogs work as flight attendants with their robotic doubles, there's bound to be some sweet lip service to be had.  Assuming you're not found out by the gentle beeping you keep making when you think about it.

Wazzap goffs! We come bak with Tommy and Josh fer another grate episode featurin My Immortal. This time arrond, we tackle chatpers 12-22, exploren what happened with Enoby and everything. MCR rox!!

Experience the Waiting Room of fictional works. Tommy and Josh tackle another InuYasha fanfiction alongside returning guest Sid! This time around we look at Citrine Eyes and Butterflies, a tale that bluntly starts out with suicidal thoughts and ends with the loss of oral virginity. What a fun time that sounds like! (It isn't.)

It's Christmas time again! Join Tommy and Josh alongside special guest Tanya as we tackle yet another Frankenfiction original, Another Smash Brothers Christmas Tale.  This time around, Josh has managed to write an even more deranged and bizarre fanfiction for the cast to read through. Will they make it to the end with good spirits, or will it be a huuuge waste of time?

Happy Holidays! Back on the scene, Tommy and Josh look into an older fanfiction about Digimon, titled A Christmas Story. Despite what the name suggests, this swearword using K-Rated fic isn't about the famous film, and rather about cheating boyfriends and rebounds! Gather around the fireplace, and enjoy this holiday wonder with us.

Frankenfiction is back! In this episode, Tommy and Josh dive back in with a look at an infamous fanfiction, My Immortal. Join us as we dive into Hogwarts, meet the legendary Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and learn what it means to be goffik!

Tommy and Tanya find they have to help Josh in finding proper hand protection to clean up a mess.  In the process, they create an unforgettable, lovable mascot from a glove and some googly eyes.  But after some short discussion and research, they recall that there was a gaming mascot with a similar appearance. In a returning author's work, Glover soon fights against an evil wizard, baffling everyone with his glove-anatomy and being overly suave.

Tommy and Josh partake in yet another festive celebration during Saint Patrick's Day! This time around, they stumble across a story about star-crossed lovers where one happens to be a horse, and the other a brief yet regretful last-second pick.