I Only Like You

It's the penultimate episode of season one! We've received some mail that doesn't belong to us, but seems to be for a dog. Strange . We also saw and wanted to love "Jasper Jones" but sadly it was only okay. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Not every bloody thing needs a Facebook page - not even lemons or orange juice. Wonder Woman is pretty great, but still has a few issues. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie's having trouble with hats while Senaai's thinks "Split" maybe went a little bit to far. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Keep your hands to yourself and listen to us enjoy the new Guardians film. If only there'd been more Baby Groot. Also, Lonnie went and saw "Get Out" all by himself because Senaai was too scared. Let's face it, so was he. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie went and got himself a dodgy haircut didn't he? They both went and loved "Table 19" as well, didn't they? Typical. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Who would have thought Lonnie and Senaai reckon new fashion trends are a bit silly or that "The Boss Baby" is actually a great film? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Basically, all we're saying is we probably shouldn't be in charge of the important things, but we hope somebody is. "The Lego Batman Movie" is a stone cold classic. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Senaai sounds like a robot because she's had a bad cold (and is also a robot) but she's still upset about novelty chocolate. She also loved the new "Beauty and the Beast" because it was a film specifically made for her. Lonnie thought it was pretty good but he's that sort of guy isn't he? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie has worked out a shop nearby is obviously dodgy but Senaai doesn't believe him. Senaai didn't like Logan much at all and Lonnie kind of believes her. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Senaai has some home truths about diet foods for y'all. Lonnie has some ideas about why some films feel like plays and why some films feel like films. Yeah it's one of those episodes. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Are Easter Hat Parades a real thing? Does saying Jinx really take away someone else's voice? Is Moonlight a good film with strange parts or a bad film with good bits? Lonnie and Senaai don't know the answers to anything, but we talk a lot of shit anyway. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Senaai thinks she should be in charge of the world's invention priority list while Lonnie kinda likes Hidden Figures. Plenty of worse stuff out there. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Some things are for the internet, some things are for your diary, say two people who record a weekly movie review podcast where they also defend the new 50 Shades of Grey movie, so yeah, believe them if you want. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Has everyone just forgotten about the personal bubble rule from primary school? Or is it only people standing too close to Lonnie at GOMA or rude grocery shoppers not obeying the divider rules? And Lion is definitely not a bad movie but it's definitely not great, is it? Like it's fine but... really everyone? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie and Senaai some of the issues surrounding the 2017 Oscars, including the bizarre Best Picture announcement, the strange La La Land backlash and the Casey Affleck controversy. All up, the world is a really complex place and if we all just yell at each other, nobody wins. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie reveals his deepest darkest irrational fears while Senaai attempts to fix "Passengers" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which Lonnie's Brisbane Broncos cap gets him into small talk with strangers and Senaai doesn't care for the music in "Jackie". See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Summer in Australia is the absolute worst but sometimes there are good movies on. Unfortunately these films are just all right, but at least the cinema has air conditioning. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Please, if you're going to see an amazing musical, do you want people kicking your seat and checking their phones in front of you? Lonnie and Senaai don't. And if you're going to make a new Star Wars film, do you have to make it so poorly? Lonnie and Senaai don't think so either. Spoilers galore for Rogue One, but you've already seen it anyway haven't you? Probably liked it as well. That's fair enough, like what you want, but understand that you're wrong. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If Senaai had to rate her favourite things, Mario (and Yoshi) would probably be very close to the top. Well made adult dramas with Michael Keaton like "The Founder" would be similarly placed on Lonnie's list. And, let's face it, so would Maccas. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.