Turn Me On

Raising animal babies is a lot of stress for us, but we cushion the impact of baby tension but hiring other people to do our dirty work. B+ J chat with Cate, a bodacious babe who kept a secret for an exceptionally long time. Self expressed and liberated, she's high-fiving herself right and left.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Let’s talk tent sex and three days without showering, doing the dirty. B+j talk with Krista about her dark side hetero swinging, lesbian softball teams, U-Hauling, fawning and multiple female organs in a public bathroom. Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lots of foreplay today to celebrate how Jeremie’s love of his own voice is equal to how much he likes masturbating. And masturbating is, according to our favourite Christian listener, a perfectly healthy thing to discuss with your kids. Well, that’s what I heard. Big Red in the house! Jeremie’s other girlfriend Emily sits down with us for some real talk about pegging fantasies at arms reach, pelvic floor pilates, and trauma related psychosis. Trigger Warning: This episode contains conversation about sexual assault. Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Strip down, say cheese and smile for the camera. Anyone interested in 12 months worth of threesomes? How about a giantess with nipple's the same size as Jeremie? Then B+J sit down and chat with Rebecca about her recent sexual revolution. From an orgasmless OG brain boner, to a world of kink and secretly smuggling butt plug's while out for dinner at "Battery Park". Thats just the tip of the iceberg.  Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Who’s the real Headline Whore? Jeremie gets sprayed down by a f***ing hippy. We swing back to WWII to talk about fighter pilot key parties. B and J talk to Pat about grief and sex in the hospital family room. With a few fleeting experiences below the belt, he’s reeled himself out of dating pool, and is sharing some small talk about the rain with a stranger in a bus stop. Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Do you hear what I hear? It sounds like Ta Ta Teetee Ta. A brain boner deals with a sex sandwich with questionable sandwich meat. Then B+J chat with Elle, a gal whose anxiety disorder maybe came from some very conflicting stimuli about sex. Pull out your coffee table book of vaginas, put your feet up, and get some perspective. Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Who’s more excited for the launch of Season 2? Hard to say. hard to say like, hard to make f*ck in a camper on a 3 month road trip, or say, in a Honda Fit. B+J reunite at SXSW in Austin, Texas and talk about bathroom etiquette, bumble, bad bar interactions. They saw Esther Perel in all her glory and they have things to say about it. So happy to be back, so much compersion for the listeners. Esther Perel's SXSW talk: Visit and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Host Episode! Bryde and Jeremie sit down in their recording studio with Jeremie’s dad-joke telling sex robot. They try to break some news gently to the audience, kind of like saying “Hey listen, this is hard for me to say…” Bryde warns Jeremie of some sexual injuries he should try to avoid while she’s having her mexican shark orgies. Lots of brain boners this week, from bottom to top, from human rights to human sights. Featuring a little extra audio treat for your ears  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bryde gets the chance to watch three men at a time learn about the intricacies of the vagina. Or two vaginas. One girl, two vagina’s. From haemorrhaging to multiple tampons, the complications of having a co-joined reproductive system are…..complicated. Periods, pregnancy and procedures, this collaboration with Sickboy Podcast is one for the books. Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

No foreplay today! Straight to the dirty. This would disappoint B+J's guest Kathleen so much. This week we speak with a lover of sex who went through a desire dry-up after having a baby. One of Bryde's earliest writing mentors, Kathleen guides writers through writing about sex, and Jeremie realizes that all those sexy texts he's been composing are actually erotic literature. Have you ever run out of desire? Try rubbing your ankle!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Happy New Year from hosts b and J who spent their Big O.. er.. Big eve apart and are just catching up. They pledge their New Year’s sexual resolutions. Then they introduce the next-ever in the Prince Edward Island series, guest Maria Campbell, a woman to be reckoned with. Listen to her thoughts on self-expression, art, sexuality, consent, being poly in a small town and the Charlottetown Sexperience. Check out her website at mezzoartwork.com. Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Belated happy Boxing Day to all our listeners. We are turkey tired and reflecting on a holiday season with all kinds of dynamics. We’re learning as we go. What works in one relationship doesn’t work in another. Some families have open arms and some are not so sure. We eat into a brain boner from a gal with a boyfriend who gets sauced and then saucy, and who turns up his nose at monogamish. Happy holiday from turn me on.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Pisces woman/Capricorn Man: It begins as a best friendship-they inspire each other's wildest dreams. B+J explore their sexstrology. Then they speak with the BJ Queen who came by her savviness honestly, with sexually open parents who at one time, tried to start a church in their community. Turns out they are the bombest parents and great people to have in your corner. Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In a surprise host episode, Jeremie and bryde discuss the highs and lows of opening up the relationship....again. We take a walk down memory lane to July 2015, when they drew up the first set of rules for their arrangement. Jeremie's acid fuelled journey into the wacky world of animal sex, dirty birds, and detachable penises means Bryde gets to hang out on the wholesome side of the couch. Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ever get turned on from cake twerking? Jeremie found his new favourite thing. Booty Cake. Bryde likes a nice set of ta-ta’s. Do millennials make better house maids? Maybe… if they are keeping it sexy. What’s a gal to do when she JUST had surgery but loves it rough? Keep it kinky obvs. Choke me. Slap me. Tie me up. Unless I’m screaming Pineapple. In that case, please don’t punch me in my stitches. Also, where the heck is the Uber style rating for dating apps? LOL = ghosted and grandpa is looking for some arthritic lovin’. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Should a children’s television show host do hand nail fetish porn? We better call a friend, or Jeremie’s agent.. Jeremie and Bryde talk to Molly, a person from your neighbourhood who discovers her real sexual interests at 25. A single poly. Also, isn’t it about time that a shower safe selfie was born? Thank you iPhone 8. Prince Philip comes to the rescue….or does he? D&D might become your sexual chat room. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/turn-me-on/id1200938612?mt=2 Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

B+J dive into the horrific world of Man bits being mangled. Every wonder what invaginated means? Well, today’s your lucky day. Jeremie experiences legit phantom pain and one listener doesn’t feel pleasure when they pop. Then BJ chat with Stef! Nothing like some explosions, grenades & exotic sports cars to inspire some baby making. Then once the baby pops out, sit that little brat in front of Paw Patrol so you can make sexy time. Don’t worry, Jeremie’s dad wasn’t hurting his mom. Kids can learn consent as early as 2 years old. You can also teach them to call their junk whatever you want. P.S. don’t force the kid to hug yo! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s an hour long BJ. Everyones favourite married couple sit down for a normal morning chit chat. Bryde isn’t one for Sci-Fi but she gets an ear full. The ethical and moral conundrums of robots and sex. Is it cheating if you bang a robot? Depends on who you ask. American cl*t rubbing orgasm cults are on the rise. Bryde wants to get paid for the hanky-panky and Jeremie isn’t a cuck. This week is a doozy.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Twitterpation and NRE. New Relationship Energy. No moving backward so might as well move onward and upward, into the new and exciting challenges of a bonafide relationship. B and J talk to Becky about accidental poly pregnancies, poly breakups, bad relationships, neat jobs, and accidental bestiality.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

B and J are back from Toronto with 101 ways to cure BV, as learned at Ted Talks. We chat with Abe, the tinder gem from the road with the sweet buns and sweeter lover. He teaches us about dumpster diving. As a side note: Fasturbate.com is Jeremie’s new business venture and smallboobsbignipples.com is not yet taken. Goofball.com is up for grabs and rotten.com will horrify you.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.