Turn Me On

The wild, wild adventures of bacterial vaginosis, as explored by Bryde. Arm yourselves, ladies, because there’s nothing you can do to protect yourself, but we can still fight the good fight. At the end of the day (ORGASM) we can have a good, heartfelt cry. The B+J sit down with the fantastically bendy Cait, who explains the conundrums of being a gymnast pre-teen. I mean, whats’ the big deal about being able to do the splits? Whatever, this girl can make a girl squirt, and can show you how it’s done. Also... "where's the cum?".  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week is pure BJ. Jeremie recovered from his hospital stay, happy to say with a fully functioning (maybe over functioning!) penis, chats with Bryde about sex after surgery. What's it like to be poly and in a medical crisis? Better than being alone, for sure. Polyamorous thanksgiving? Check! Let's talk about the elephant in the room #metoo and tackle a brain boner about distracting yourself from grief.... with sex.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

"My blessed Jesus," Maxine exclaims as Jeremie is wheeled by. We hang out in the hospital this week and have some real talk about self confidence following surgery. Jeremie got a finger further up his butt than ever before but he's not sure she's heard of the 5 cardinal rules of butt play. Now he's got a few extra holes. Any takers? This weeks brain boner hits right to the core. Under the influence of painkillers, the duo offer their sex advice on doing the dirty.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Shaft stroking. Gooch pressing. Head flicking. Jeremie feels inclined to share his post pee rituals. A listener struggles to confront her partner about “Stealthing”. Then B+J sit down with Maryanne Fisher Ph.D. who’s study and work surrounds female intrasexual competition. Human sexual evolution, feminist theory, the cheerleader halo effect. Looking for tips on how to crush the sexual competition? It’s all in the balance on your ATM receipt. Get ready to take notes and let the games begin!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Get a lift home from the airport with Bryde and Jeremie. Then use their internet to send dirty videos to your long distance partner. They'll tell you what to say. Sorry for the sound quality. Then they chat with Maxi Brocklane, who wrote us her intriguing story of a fresh-faced Canadian abroad, living the student dream, complete with a blackout that came back to haunt her. Trigger Warning: sexual assault.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our computer got drunk and skipped foreplay. B+J talk to Stormy, a solo poly gal who never wanted a live-in partner. How do we get alone time with multiple partners? Lock yourself in a salty box if you want, and certainly don’t sew your mouth to someone’s butthole. Exploring the love languages, we can value all of our relationships and the varying types of intimacy that are possible.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What would your life be like if you married the first person who made you horny? A fan goes to a ladyboy go-go bar with a stranger from the internet. She’s alive! Then BJ sit down with Lynne to talk about getting hands on experience, both casually and professionally. Jeremie has never experienced a nude massage. With a stroke (wink, wink. nudge, nudge) of luck, Bryde will get to add the finishing touch...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

OMG yes, female pleasure is a priority and here’s how you can contribute to the research! Nobody puts Bekah in a corner. Bryde and Jeremie talk to Steve, a self-professed “glass half empty guy” who’s worried about the funny looks he gets at Sobeys. He’s had some Pavlovian sexual experiences and knows not to shit where he eats.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Wedding anniversary episode! Does your wife always come first?! Also, how do you feel about period blood play? Asking for a friend. The crowd at Upstreet Brewery may have been shy at first, but we told them a few stories and closed with a happy ending. Then, big talks with Bryde’s big sister, Tara MacLean. We cover all the important points, like sisterly blowjob lesson and fairytales, fetishes and intimacy and why it’s important to teach kids that sex is not shameful. Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What's jealousy like in a long term, open relationship? We miss out on a complimentary stay at a hotel in Cancun, but an old brain boner guest resurfaces with an update - she is getting the hell out of Dodge, Asia with that stranger from the internet! Then Bryde and Jeremie basically write a concept for a feature with their guest Penny. Working title is Penny Jones' Milf Diary. Our milf guest is very excited for the end of summer. September is Fresh Meat Month on tinder and it's a lot like shooting fish in a barrel.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jeremie goes on a date with Bryde’s boyfriend. Pheromone hunters are looking for you on Tinder. Then we shake it out with The Ka and learn to relax, masturbate and find out that orgasms are ok! The Ka didn’t deliver on her spa night homework - an orgasm scavenger hunt - and is punished, much to her pleasure. Bryde admits the becoming the mistress of the brothel is her dream job. ‘Uterus raisin’ could have been the name of this episode but you’d have to see it to believe it.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This is your brain on Sex. Cirque du Soleil performers are great at yoga, and yogis are great in porn. Nobody is safe from work-place hazards or tragic deaths. J and B sit down with Melanie and shit gets real. Tales of birth control, revenge, abortion, and assault make for some dark, dark humour. Good thing we started with a lesson on giving great butt massages. Namaste.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bryde and Jeremie are a little bit fried. Jeremie from Evolve, Bryde from wax play with Jeremie’s girlfriend Bekah. Sex is a reset button. Unless you’re Asexual. B+J chat with katherine, a red seal pastry chef who will bring the cake and eat it too. Her favourite film is Lord of the Cock Rings. Does mother nature really want you to have babies? Because they eventually grow up to be 2 and a half year olds with confetti guns at Evolve, exploding a shower of joy on a crowd of tweaked out hippies.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bekah has a close call, a stalker leaves some helpful information for our Virgin listener with a brain boner. B+J talk to Beth, a warrior woman who informs us that sex is when dad touches the boob and mom touches the penis, but she’d much rather spend her time between a woman’s legs. Bryde can’t do underboob but loves underarm pheromones. Jeremie’s penis might be the hulk. TMO Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What makes a successful poly family vacation? Is it important to come out to your family as poly? Surprise guest Bekah shares her thoughts while Guy's real name is revealed. Whoops. Then b&j chat up M., just an average guy who likes to don heels and eye shadow. He teaches us that when you play with fire you don't necessarily get burned.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Thank you Folly Fest for the Turn Me On Love! PEI - hike up your skirts and get your lube ready, family vacation is in full-swing! We tackle a brain boner about methodology of attracting a third. Then B+J have a little barbershop talk with Travis, a trans barber who gets real with us about clits acting as dicks, masturbation techniques, and trans orgasms. Sit back, unzip, and enjoy. We need your help! We're looking to secure sponsors and need you to fill our a super duper quick survey. Head on over to and show us a bit of love!   Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Searching for helpful sexy time stimulators on the internet is disappointing yet a decently fun way to pass some time and get to know Jeremie better. Also, da f*ck is up with female orgasms? Listers, please describe your experience with the elusive Lady O. Then team BJ sit down with leathersmith Ryan from Babalon Leather who designs a leather line for sexy times. Ever see a person with a collar and wonder if they have an owner? Check for vaccination tags! Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How does a Luddite become a cam girl? Surely someone's horny for a computer illiterate, disheveled, makeup-less camming virgin. Anyway, Bryde made six bucks and she's not giving away any of her secrets. Jeremie ponders his qualifications for being the world's best porn actor. Hallelujah! Then B+J chat with Connie. When religion requires that you stay a virgin till you're married, how long does it take you to discover an orgasm? Only as long as it takes your chaperone to poop apparently.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Spit take. Once upon a time we got really into spit play, except it wasn’t with each other. Things get graphic as Jeremie describes his new found fetish. Summer is here, but snowballing is still very much a possibility. Then B+J and Elle wanna know if you lovers have you ever f*cked a wizard? A centaur? Be forward, push for foreplay, as always, communication is sexy as f*ck. They dive into the struggles of PTSD, Vaginismus and oh, also, all the chakras.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jeremie’s girlfriend Bekah jumps back on the mic to review a super fun playtime and a sexy product from NYMPHNYC. Bryde gets to geek out on chakras, auras and crystal wands. B+J sit down with a masturbation loving babe named Karli who chats about her daily dose, a hot wharf, and the foreign language of flirting, in which Jeremie is not fluent. Also, other ways to meet your daily intake of fruits and veggies. Use promocode "TURNMEON15" over at for 15% off your crystal diddling needs!  Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.