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On Today’s Lightly Toasted Episode: Mini-Episode Vibes:It’s a soft start to the week, but don’t miss tomorrow’s Sideshow-exclusive full-length show! Sign up now and get access to all the dirty, disgusting, depraved content you’ve been missing. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Rear Ended For Gaying Too Loudly first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: On this classic Sideshow-only episode now unlocked for the masses, Tim takes us on a guided tour of “Super Seducer”, the video game designed for dudes who think “no” is just a flirty form of “go on.” We follow along as Tim fails upward through a gauntlet of awkward flirtation, creepy seduction […] The post How Not to Get Laid: The Super Seducer Experience first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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On Today’s Show:We’re ending the week with a slathering of slop and sexual dysfunction! First up, an update on the original “Fat Man” of YouTube—turns out he scammed his own father out of $30,000 for scratch-offs and is now grounded like a 40-year-old teen. Then, we check in with the Manifesto of a Pornosexual, a […] The post Taking Home Gold In The Masturbation Olympics first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Tim’s Rant: Trump’s New Holidays Audio Clips: Explicit and Absurd News Stories Voicemails Support the Show 00:00:00  Introduction 02:06:17  Trump Fumbles On His Newest US Holidays 07:49:02  Awkward Verbal Gay Dad Sex 12:01:09  Laying An Egg For Your Mistress 12:45:14  Human And Dog Shit Eater Andy Has Something To Say  16:44:03  Calling Dirty Butt Lover […] The post An Intimate Conversation With A Poop Connoisseur first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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On Today’s Episode: 00:00:00  Do You Know The Pretzel Man? / Introduction 02:55:20  An X Rated Interview With A Country Singer 10:36:24  The Face Filter That Makes You Look Like You Have Down Syndrome 15:36:12  Super Jock Itch Continues 20:48:09  Showdown At McDonalds 27:41:04  Sign Up For The Sideshow 29:24:22  Doing Jello Shots At The […] The post AI Down Syndrome Porn And The 20 Year Jock Itch first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Episode:Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren’t inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces. Plus: Voicemails Today: Listeners debate the legal and ethical complications […] The post Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: News Highlights: Listener Calls: Haley’s Comet drops a very problematic voicemail. Kickstart addictions, Cactus Cooler cravings, and a potential 20th Anniversary Roast of Tim? (Spoiler: Tim roasts YOU instead.) 00:00:00  Introduction 02:41:15  Unocvering New Material From Viral Favorites / The Unsavory Chef 07:01:05  The Return Of John Dakers / Woody Woodpecker 11:56:05 […] The post A  Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

This was originally posted on 4/16 for Sideshow members. I’m releasing this as a Bonus episode for everyone to give you freaks an idea of what Bonus Segment podcasts are like. If you enjoy this: Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Bonus Segment: DV Sideshow Bonus: Katy Perry Launches Into the Void (and So […] The post Busting Through The Sky Hymen – BONUS SEGMENT first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: It’s a jam-packed Friday freakout featuring haunted abortions, ghost grandkids, pervy American men in Ukraine, and the eternal struggle of pre-ordering a Nintendo Switch 2 without losing your mind—or your place in the checkout queue. Listener Voicemails: Join the Freak Army! Get Sideshow exclusive episodes, bonus segments, and other weird goodies.

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