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Episode Summary Friday’s show is a sweaty pre-holiday fever dream packed with dildo rap, haunted Zoom glitches, chemically burned computer fingers, monkeypox typo humiliation, and a physiotherapist who apparently thought an adult diaper wedgie counted as medical care. In other words, America at 250 looks incredible. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Patriotic Trash Fire Ongoing Freaks […] The post Abraham Lincoln Wants Man Pussy From Beyond the Grave first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim cracks open a gloriously sweaty Sideshow mess packed with busted national anthems, STD paperwork on Judge Judy, a toilet allegedly murdered by one very large backside, porn sites trying to become prestige TV, a woman dropping a public deuce on a public bus, school […] The post Judge Judy Found Your Groin Lesion first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

The Garbage Man Wants Your Pussy • Krispy Kreme Cunnilingus • Concert Seat Catastrophes Today’s episode begins with Tim pulling back the curtain on one of Tainted Broth’s most beloved songs. You’ll hear the hilariously awful “human demo” that eventually became A Whole Raw Load, proving that sometimes artificial intelligence really is smarter than the […] The post Eat That Pussy Like a Krispy Kreme first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Note: This is a re-upload to fix the Pervert Marriage song audio Monday’s show is an unholy Pride Month sendoff stuffed with gooners, foot fetish repentance, Katie Souza’s alien gynecology saga, and a racist livestream goblin getting outed for allegedly cozying up to a trans woman. Classy? No. Entertaining? Unfortunately, yes. Opening Chaos […] The post Jesus Delivered Me From Toe Lust – FIXED AUDIO first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Monday’s show is an unholy Pride Month sendoff stuffed with gooners, foot fetish repentance, Katie Souza’s alien gynecology saga, and a racist livestream goblin getting outed for allegedly cozying up to a trans woman. Classy? No. Entertaining? Unfortunately, yes. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks / Updates The Lord taketh away the toe […] The post Jesus Delivered Me From Toe Lust first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show is a lovely descent into dead fridge rats, remote telepathic pussy maintenance, bargain-bin podcasting, and a woman who tried to smuggle a full bottle of Pinot Grigio inside her own personal wine cellar. In other words, we’re ending the week strong. Opening Chaos […] The post Remote Telepathic Pussy Cleaning And Testosteroney Twat first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Wednesday’s show serves up phone-based paranoia, a fresh crop of internet-brained lunatics, an Arby’s herpes lawsuit, and a Walmart scream-fight powered almost entirely by racial tension and cat-piss accusations. Basically, another nutritious breakfast from Distorted View Daily. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks / Updates Opening Chaos ️ Distorted News Arby’s has the meats, and […] The post Arby’s Has the Meats and All the Herpes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Monday’s show kicks off with a full-blown meltdown over checkers, detours into the feces-slicked world of Rachel Gerster, then barrels through a wildly inappropriate French class, a bloody pickleball assault, and a few listener calls to cleanse the palate with fresh stupidity. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates Rachel Gerster and […] The post Animal Control Doesn’t Care About Your Dick Sucking Side Hustle first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Friday’s show lurches from Sandy Kane’s ancient, flopping public-access nudity to a naked VR hypnotist who used to bang animals, with stops at a peeling Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool, sovereign-citizen courtroom gibberish, racist parking-lot shrieking, and a Texas cop who somehow turned poop misconduct into a promotion. Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates […] The post Poop Cop Promotions, Naked Hyponotists, And A Watermelon Felon first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is a lovely little sewer pipe of bathroom panic, preachy anatomy songs, deranged asexual twins, pregnant fast-food violence, and ice cream-shop Yelp warfare. Basically, everyone is losing their mind in a slightly different accent. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Panic in the Restroom Ongoing Freaks and Pride Month Nonsense Public Freakouts and […] The post Trannic Panic And The Corrective Rape Twins first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Monday’s show is a grimy little buffet of hooker drama, inflatable-fetish weirdos, retro computer sun-bleaching, midget balloon perverts, and a foot-modeling creep who allegedly turned Manhattan hotel rooms into audition-from-hell traps. Basically, everybody made terrible choices except maybe the dog who came home on her own. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and Weekend Damage […] The post Going To War With A Traveling Prostitute first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a beautiful Pride Month trash fire featuring Grindr revenge through windshield destruction, a new 90 Day Fiancé swamp-ogre romance, a woman who learns the hard way that spitting on cops has consequences, an app that ranks your most stressful co-workers, and a wannabe John Wick threatening murder over his impounded […] The post The Filipino Dick-Washing Olympics – NEW SHOW! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary This sponsored best-of from 2016 is a beautiful disaster built around Tim’s poop-fueled nightmare game show, a revolting BBC smegma sissy story, Frankie McDonald’s suspicious earthquake wizardry, a pastor blaming porn for a miscarriage, and a Florida gay ramen-noodle domestic battery. Vintage DV, in other words. Episode Highlights Dream Logic and Shard-Based Entertainment […] The post The Shart Game Show of My Dreams first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is stuffed with Knicks-fan race diplomacy gone sour, a fascinatingly unwell ex-phone-sex philosopher, planet-India manicure logic, a drunken Jewish street meltdown, Brad Pitt’s penis-cream trademark drama, and scientists bravely counting everyone’s farts so the rest of us don’t have to. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Phone Sex Theology and Pegging Economics Public […] The post How The Holy Spirit Ruined A Perfect Strap-On Pegging Empire first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Monday kicks off with Pride Month preacher hysteria, a fresh batch of internet swamp creatures, and three gloriously stupid news stories involving stolen adult diapers, mummy sourdough, and magic mushrooms for Alzheimer’s. Basically, civilization is hanging by a skid-marked thread. Episode Highlights Angela Cummings returns to celebrate Pride Month the only way she […] The post A Lesson In Ejaculating Into Fat Flabs first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a proper freak buffet: Christmas rape audio, Katie Souza exposing George Costanza as a witch-mermaid operative, Indian airport fury, pedal-pumping car fetish weirdness, VRChat wedding sabotage, an old lady Liam Neeson scam beatdown, and a man turning cartoon characters into fleshlights for art. Somehow it all feels alarmingly on-brand. Episode […] The post Horny for Exhaust Pipes and Brake Pedals first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show kicks off with trans-on-trans warfare on Piers Morgan, detours through Down syndrome meditation and snore-job fetish research, then lands in the usual cesspool of busted Santas, casino hypocrisy, fake nurses, and a woman who thought a leaf blower was a bazooka. In other […] The post What Is Sleep-Cocking and How It May Improve Your Apnea ? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Monday’s show is a real mixed bag of brain damage: a rogue helicopter patriot screaming about national security, Tim’s mom getting a birthday serenade through a garbage phone connection, boundary-coach nonsense, grocery-cart warfare, bird-soul rebirth, bent-phone scam artists, and two fresh Florida updates featuring a fish backpack and stolen breast-milk Stanley ambitions. Opening […] The post Monkey Jerkoff Trauma and the Fish Backpack Felon first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a real romantic buffet of human failure: anniversary pegging audio, a Thailand hookup meltdown, backyard gunpowder s’mores, illiterate adults short-circuiting on index cards, and Tim developing a fresh new celebrity grudge against Wil Wheaton. Sweet, stupid, and lightly singed. Episode Highlights Love, Pegging, and Anniversary Filth America Can’t Read Public […] The post Gunpowder S’mores and Anniversary Pegging first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Today’s show is a lovely little buffet of public meltdowns, fake radio hell, McDonald’s breakfast propaganda, a therapist who immediately forgets therapy, an airplane aisle bulldozer, barn-ready Mead nonsense, and a Florida crack theme that really ties the room together. Opening Chaos A full-on McDonald’s breakfast sandwich ad assault opens the show, complete […] The post Licensed Crack Dealer At Your Service first appeared on Distorted View Daily.