2 Dumb 2 Tame

Alice shares some facts about the porn industry that Alice has learned since starting her podcast. Mia also asks her about how her crayons were banned from Amazon. Alice also breaks down some vintage porn recommendations. twogirlsonemic.com offensivecrayons.com/ 2dumb2tame.com twitter.com/miapinchoff

Mia sits down to talk with Jeremy Long about the movie's on his Google Knowledge Panel and how jealous she is of his. They also research the unfortunate story of the other Jeremy Long and Mia shares what will cause her to walk out of a horror movie....it's ridiculous list. 2dumb2tame.com @miapinchoff

Mia reacts to the craziest invention of 2019 - the SALMON CANON. She also has a ton of opinions on dress slits and a disturbing sleep hood that's definitely not allowed on airplanes. 2dumb2tame.com twitter.com/miapinchoff

Mia covers how a fart gave a criminal away to the cops, her upcoming wedding, and a singing pickle. She recaps the ups and downs of planning a wedding. Little secret - it's the reason there haven't been many podcasts lately. Specifically, she complains about how Isaac doesn't want to take her last name - there is a bet involved. In addition she recaps a ridiculous news article where a manhunt ended when the criminal farted - giving away his position. I’m not going to say it was a good source of puns butt… In Dumb Sh*t for Sale, Mia takes a look at a yodeling pickle - yup, a pickled cucumber that sings. 2dumb2tame.com twitter.com/miapinchoff instagram.com/miapinchoff

Mia details her first car accident, explains a fight between an amateur MMA fighter and Vita Coco, and laments that Alabama is now under his eye. She discusses the incredibly important upcoming memoir by Lamar Odom and how Jeff Koons' rabbit sold for so much. She also checks out a fanny pack that looks like a naked, hairy, beer belly.

Mia sits down with Von Decarlo to discuss her new Patreon, her stand up journey, with a few basketball related questions from my listeners. Von's daughter Mimi also teaches Mia and Von what a finsta is. Coach Von Podcast, uses sports to anchor into fun, yet honest, conversations about life, love, and relationships The Coach Von Podcast will relaunch in April as a live streaming show with guest comedians talking candidly after performing on her monthly comedy show Let’s Talk About It with Coach Von. Both shows will be available on Patreon, giving fans exclusive, raw content. KEEP UP WITH VON! PATREON: patreon.com/coachvon WEBSITE: vondecarlo.com INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/vondecarlo TWITTER: twitter.com/vondecarlo Mimi's INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/aymilzzz_

Mia sits down with Roten and Arik to talk about their new app BITS, a video editor and social platform aimed specifically at funny creators and their fans. They break down how their app gives comedy creators the tools they need to make content quickly without any unnecessary steps in the way. They also break down the void left by vine, how their platform fits into a market dominated by Instagram, and how comedy in Israel isn’t so different from comedy in the US. They also touch on the use of of the term “insta” and if God would want you to eat pork for one million dollars. If you want to check out BITS you can find it on the Apple App store or on Google Play. BITS on Apple App Store BITS on Google Play If you’re a comedy creator or just a fan that likes to laugh and you have questions or feedback feel free to email Roten and Arik. Arik@guggy.com rotem@guggy.com 2dumb2tame.com @miapinchoff

Mia talks about how her year ended, her resolutions for next year, and how Louis capped off his 2018 in the most fitting way possible...by spewing all over some stage on Long Island. Mia also has some choice words for American Airlines, checks out a portable bidet that you can buy on Amazon, and recommends watching the new John Wayne Bobbitt special Love Hurts on ABC next week. 2019 is about to begin. The Trump presidency is almost half over. Hold onto your gagooch we're coming in for a landing.

Mia sits down to talk about some little known facts about turkeys, the german word for nipple, and some weed for your undercarriage. She also dishes about her chronic neck pain, how you wouldn’t want to be the last surviving member of The Donner Party, and how her boyfriend/producer doesn't know how to hang laundry. Her recommendation for the week is Sally4Ever on HBO. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Mia sits down to talk about meeting her new godson and what her life is like now as a Godfather, the excitement of flying Southwest, and how it's only art if you can eat it. She also reacts to some headlines in Articles I Didn't Read and checks out The Stinky Candle Co in Dumb Sh*t for Sale. Her TV recommendation is Making A Murderer season 2 - mostly because of Kathleen Zellner and her jackets. 2dumb2tame.com @miapinchoff

Mia sits down to talk about how the new Kanye is much, much weirder than the old Kanye. She also covers the history of Goop's name as well as her love for Gwyneth in Sliding Doors. She also breaks down how gross airport security is because she's about to head to New York...she's really looking forward to it. On Dumb Sh*t for Sale she takes a look at what appear, at first glance to be toe nail braces. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Mia sits down to talk about how she's excited to be a god father to her soon to be nephew. She also asks why Slow TV, a Norwegian television phenomenon about every day things broadcast in their entirety, exists. The episode she watched was a train ride to Oslo - the full ride, from the front of the train, with no cuts....but why? She also takes a look at a fart absorbing seat cushion for people who suffer from toot attacks. 2dumb2tame.com @miapinchoff

Mia sits down to discuss Giuliani's under chin hang, how funny it was to see the reporters running out of Manafort's trial to delivery the news, and a croc who was just chillaxin, relaxin, actin all cool on a pool noodle. She also recounts her epic battle with a squirrel that keeps tearing up her plants. In Dumb Sh*t for Sale she also reviews a new butt exercise device that electrocutes your tush to perfection. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Mia sits down to talk about how she saw a little, green inchworm poop and how three idiots tried to steal a shark named Helen from the San Diego Aquarium by dressing her up as a baby. In But Why?! she asks why a superintendent would poop on a football field. She also checks out a wifi enabled egg crate on Dumb Sh*t for Sale. It tells you how many eggs you have left at home via an app because that’ something people…need? @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Mia sits down to talk about Trump making kindergarten level excuses for babbling like an idiot in Helsinki and kicks off a new segment But Why!? where she checks out people who really have no reason to be doing what they’re doing. In this premiere double feature Mia highlights Shridhar Chillal the man who held the record for the longest fingernails on a single hand. He recently had them cut at the Ripley’s Believe It or Not museum in Times Square. She also checks out Ashrita Furman’s (world record holder for most Guinness World Records) newest record - most watermelons sliced on stomach in one minute. Mia suggests that Melania should write her tell all about Trump by coming out with a series of jackets that spell out the story one sentence fragment at a time. In Dumb Sh*t for Sale she returns to the Japan Tend Shop to check out a neck fat reducer belt. 2dumb2tame.com @miapinchoff

Mia sits down to talk about weird fetish vacuum devices, why some words don't deserve their own definition, and ways to keep her cat from interrupting the recording. She also describes being candy shamed by the discount shelf at the grocery store. In Dumb Sh*t for Sale she reviews a Vagina cylinder which uses a hand pump to create a vacuum to pump up your poon. Apparently it feels good - Mia isn’t so sure. The cylinder is available at Stockroom.com @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Mia sits down to talk about the world avuncular, peacocks that fight with cars, and erotica featuring the digital assistant from Microsoft Word. She also talks about the new set of emoji's, how Trump has decided he can pardon himself, and how women can finally drive in Saudi Arabia. On Dumb Sh*t for Sale she checks Conquered by Clippy available on Amazon for only $2.99. @Miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Mia sits down to talk about how otters are like ferrets and ferrets are just little legged snakes in jackets. She also talks about her experience at a deviled egg cooking contest and explains why Rossanne's bar is so low. In Dumb Sh*t for Sale she checks out an at home mechanical bull that is apparently a popular way to exercise in Japan. 2dumb2tame.com @miapinchoff

Ep 78 Mia sits down to talk about her first time at a horse race last weekend, a little bit of how life will change for Meghan Markel now that she's a royal, and checks out exotic poop in a can. She also explores the definition of fishwife, calls out Trump for misspelling his wife's name, and considers a second career as a jockey. This weeks recommendation is The Procedure - a short film that won the Short Film Jury Award at Sundance and is truly horrifying. Watch at your own risk: https://vimeo.com/193729267 Dumb Sh*t for Sale this week was Giraffe poop that you can buy on amazon. For real. It comes in a can. https://amzn.to/2kiH008 2dumb2tame.com @miapinchoff

Ep 77 - Mia sits down to talk about Googles new AI, Duplex, that can make phone calls all on it's own, strange and sometimes uncomfortable mother's day gifts, and how she's going to start calling her butt a scalloped bottom. She also talks about Melania Trumps Be Best campaign and how it doesn’t seem to be specific. Links to Mother’s day gifts: THE HANDBAG RAINCOAT, $15 on Amazon // https://amzn.to/2rEqquS Keep your handbag dry with your handbag raincoat! Designed with a scalloped bottom, your handbag raincoat will bring a stylish and fun element to any rainy day outing. BRIGHT FEET LIGHTED SLIPPERS, $19.99 on Amazon // https://amzn.to/2KUP0kf Step into Bright Feet Lighted Slippers and, if it is dark, the powerful LED lights come on. Now you can easily walk "hands free" in darkened areas. Step out of the slippers and the lights go off after a delay of a few seconds, allowing you time to safely return to bed. KITTEN FUR COLOGNE SPRAY, $20 on Amazon // https://amzn.to/2I7wFm1 Demeter has captured the olfactory