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Mia rants about her prematurely aging body, German sex doll brothels, and why she hates Facebook. She also touches on the incomprehensible stupidity of T.J. Miller and the middle English word - Flibbertigibbet. In Dumb Sh*t for Sale she checks out small fossilized dinosaur poop from Madagascar you can get on Amazon Prime. 2dumb2tame.com @miapinchoff

Mia sits down to talk about Dactylitis, which is basically sausage finger syndrome, her experience baby sitting her neighbor's bunny rabbit (complete with a list of weird bunny facts), and Rachel Maddow's personal life in the Berkshires. She also recaps the most horrifying parts of Anderson Cooper's Stormi Daniels interview, covers her favorite part of Passover (hint - it's marshmallows covered in chocolate), and her recommendation for April Fools day. On Dumb Sh*t for Sale she checks out a penis enlargement cream by Doc Johnson on Amazon. Mia's birthday is coming up April 15th (tax day) be sure to give her the best birthday present in the world and subscribe. You can see Mia live at The Sycamore Tavern in Hollywood Friday March 30th with the Rebels of Comedy. Twitter: @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Mia sits down with voice over artist Grey Griffin to talk about how Grey is able to keep all of her voices straight, how they are both different kind of psychopaths, how Mia's childhood friend may have been a ghost, as well as their comedy pet peeves. Grey is the woman behind the voice of hundreds of animated characters from Vicky from the Fairly Odd Parents to Azula from Avatar: The Last Airbender. You can see Grey at Flappers Burbank on Sunday, March 18th message her for tickets on twitter. @GreyDeLisle You can see Mia headlining the Rebels of Comedy on March 21st. Tickets available at Ticketmaster. 2dumb2tame.com  

Episode 73 Mia sits down to talk about the Winter Olympic sports she thinks are ridiculous - specifically curling and double luge. She rants about Trump's stance on guns and his toes.  She also questions why they need 4G service on the moon. For Dumb Sh*t for Sale she takes a look at some roly poly bugs for sale on amazon. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com  

Mia's word of the day is ACNESTIS. Definition: “The part of the back (or backbone) between the shoulder blades and the loins which an animal cannot reach to scratch” (Oxford English Dictionary) This lovely word is not often found; one of the few dictionaries that does define it, the Oxford English Dictionary, notes that it is “rare in genuine use.” You may use this word in any fashion you see fit. In fact, your need of it doesn't even need to be genuine.     EXAMPLE: My acnestis is the part of my back I can’t lotion. Getting into current events Mia talks about Goop's coffee enema recommendation, how she's done with all the dossier talk (nothing happens anyway), and talks about Larry Nassar's sentencing. She also reveals who she is rooting for in the Super Bowl (hint: it's kittens.) She reviews buttcheek-less spanx in Dumb Sh*t for Sale. Her recommendation this week was Big Mouth available on Netflix. Follow her on Instagram & Twitter @MiaPinchoff 2dumb2tame.com NEW MERCH COMING SOON!

Mia sits down to talk about how you can't make a sandwich with just stupid on two slices of stupid. She also explores what it will take for Melania to reach her breaking point and what will happen when she does and discovers that you can buy VERY realistic silicon feet online that are for "modeling." Mia also hypothesizes about how excited Rachel Maddow was when Flynn enter his plea bargain and complains that she isn't on the short list for Time Person of the Year. The silicon feet are featured in Dumb Sh*t for Sale and can be found on ebay. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Mia brags about her pilot that made it into the quarter finals of Screencraft's Pilot Launch contest.  She also asks if it's really possible to swallow your tongue, talks about how disappointing Louis C.K. has been, and checks out a silicon vagina mask in dumb sh*t for sale.   Mia's weekly recommendation is Longshot  - a documentary about how Curb Your Enthusiasm saved a man from death row. It is available on Netflix. Dumb Sh*t for Sale Link: https://www.etsy.com/listing/265655425/mature-content-bdsm-vagina-mask-silicone You can connect with Mia on twitter and instagram @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Mia sits down to talk about her experience at LA Comic Con/Halloween 2017. She also outlines her fears of cartwheeling spiders and theorizes on the original name for raisins "Wrinkle Me Wrinkle's - Just like my grandmother's face." Also....Harvey Weinstein. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Mia sits down to cheer for the women of Saudi Arabia, who can now drive legally, outlines why Trump reminds her of that intense kid no one liked during summer camp color war, and contemplates buying a bag of cat farts. She also questions a recent purchase made by Floyd "Money Man" Mayweather. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Mia sits down with writer and stand up comedian Nicole Burch to talk about the inception of her show "The 7 Guys You Date Before You Get Married," snacking in the car, and how Nicole recently purchased healing crystals but would have settled for a hug. They also play a horrifying round of Marry, F*ck, Kill that has no good answer. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Mia sits down to rant about a particularly jawdropping moment of Netflix's The Keepers involving (SPOILER) a vagina wrapped in newspaper. She also wistfully remembers the Mooch's time at the white house and checks out a fish called Kok that you can buy on amazon for just under one thousand dollars. There is also a reenactment of a 911 call where the caller has a snake snatched on her schnoz. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Mia talks about how Melania might actually be the mother of dragons, how you shouldn't believe your own bullsh*t, and checks out silicone foreskin that you can buy and use for....something. She also has a hot take about the epidemic of BREAKING NEWS! A note from Mia - Ironically, we have our own BREAKING NEWS! We realize our naming convention for Small Shot of Stupid and interview episodes was confusing for new listeners. So, from now on we're going to be calling the solo episodes, where I'm by my lonesome, just "Ep # - Title" and interviews will be labeled "Interview # - Title" Got it? Good. Lurv youuuuuuu

Mia rants about the hoopla over the dress code on capitol hill - she thinks it's overblown but, for the record, she's not a fan of pantyhose. She also talks about the boy who woke up to a bear crunching on his skull, breakfast meat scented underwear, and how awesome the laughing buddha is.

Mia sits down with Alia Janine & Sovereign Syre during the west coast leg of their Alia & Sovereign Do America Tour. Sovereign explains the concept of virtue signaling to Mia and Alia shares a story about how she used to beat up boys in her backyard as a child. They also talk about how women find reasons to judge female comedians and ask what the world would be like without dick jokes? @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com