Comedy Shoeshine

Thomas has some commercials to rant about. Then Sam's got some unreal stories of religious people being the worst and trying to manipulate his entire family.

Thomas unearthed a note from 4 years ago with joke headlines he made. Sam has some updates on the beer tap friend from a while back. Then it's a mental illness filled bonus content over at patreon.com/shoeshine! Don't miss it. Happy nude year.

Sam found some weird old contraptions called "video CDs" which contained previously unreleased footage of Sam playing basketball. Lots to unpack there. Thomas has some Phoebe updates and also there's major news from the Weasel Stronghold.

Sam's got tales of having to go eat disgusting food at an authentically terrible Chinese restaurant and meeting the worst people ever. Thomas thinks building things isn't actually possible and also has an Amazon Echo commercial to make fun of. Hope on over to patron.com/shoeshine for the extended cut!  

Today's show starts out with a major Comedy Shoeshine official apology. We really stepped in it. Then we talk about a bunch of funny stuff including Sam's old job, call centers in India, dad pants, and probably some other stuff.  

We've still got a ton of spillover from the episode 200 festivities, but after that we're back to business as usual which means slaying you to death with observations and humor. Thomas has a segment on Lydia which turns into discovering more and more about why Sam is so nuts and miserable.  

We asked and you answered, so we've got GUESTS GUESTS GUESTS! So many great guests, most of a your favorites from Shoosh history. Who can forget all the guests over the years who came, ranted, and enjoyed being a part of our famous show. We chat with each and every one of our illustrious guests about their time on the show and the impact it had on their lives. Also Sam has a thrilling McDonald's friend update, a softball league update, Thomas is obsessed with Pokemon, and had a weird concert experience. But there's hardly room for that with all the GUESTS!  

Extra, extra, listen all about it. You can't miss this intense emotional rollercoaster that is Sam's McDonald's friendship... Extra bonus at patreon.com/shoeshine!  

We're back from Hawaii and we've got sand in our butts.  

This episode has something we think all you nut jobs enjoy and can relate to, which is some mental illness content. Then Thomas has some more boring trip stuff that hopefully isn't boring.  

We heard a mighty clamoring so we did a double recording. First sode has exciting chase scenes and action sequences as Thomas tries to make a connecting flight in Paris under non-French speaking circumstances. Also Sam has a new dad.  

Sam's got virtually nothing so Thomas has some dumb stuff as usual. Oh and SK2222222222222 Download Link

Thomas went to a wedding in god knows where somewhere super far away. Sam was into Toto after it was cool, but before it was cool the second time. Plus brains are impossible and where in the hell did James Dean die. Then we've got an extra long bonus segment for patrons! Sam has a question about how the hell to be a parent, and Thomas tells an insane story about fighting with their sibling. patreon.com/shoeshine Join the EXCLUSIVE facebook group! https://www.facebook.com/groups/weaselstronghold Make sure to answer the question to get in!  

Thomas almost died of barfing and crapping and you definitely want to hear all about it. Then in the middle of that story, they remember the terrible nonsense preview they keep seeing and do a spontaneous review of it. Join the EXCLUSIVE facebook group! https://www.facebook.com/groups/weaselstronghold/  

Sam has a harrowing tale of trying to do a normal human interaction. His longtime employee is leaving to move across the country. How does he cope? Also Thomas was poisoned. Then Sam has a really depressing segment on whether or not you want a dead body. Body or no-body, vote on Twitter. After that, head over to patreon.com/shoeshine to hear about Thomas having seen Hair the musical.  

Sam's got a tale to tell of crappy people and then we end up talking about the Staircase a lot. Turns out the brothers disagree pretty adamantly on whether or not the guy is guilty. Then in the patron only bonus we've got a softball update!  

Is recycling real? Plus Sam's UPS troubles, Thomas's baby birthday party stuff, and some music reviews that you'll probably resent! After that, a nice weird bonus for our patrons!  

The dudes went to a family wedding and got some good dad talk in with their half brother. He's the only one really still talking to him. Anyway the wedding was great but intensely catholic. Like amazingly catholic.