Comedy Shoeshine

Sam somehow has nothing except his stuff will be featured on a future episode of Storage Wars. Thomas has several things like kid backpack stories, SMUD trying to sell him the good shit. Male gynecologist. And never never missing hockey games.

We mark the upcoming 20th anniversary of 9/11 in Shoosh fashion. Thomas is a regional manager of sorts. And then some music. Is this good? No idea.

We've got some clothing rantings and then Sam hates Pet Sounds. Also what tf is Jakob Dylan? is he a genius or some weird asshole? We happened to watch Echo in the Canyon to get to the bottom of this question raised by Echo in the Canyon.

Sam found his old comedy notebook and it has a wealth of long lost comedy within it. Thomas is in a fight for his life. Sam's kid shows incredible deference to some pimple faced nobody kid.

He got to Sam. That sonofabitch. Our half brother better be on the lookout. Also conservatives are children and we've just had it with them. Can't take it anymore. And everyone should wear costumes because why not.

Because we don't own watches. Because they're stupid, sorry. Let's see, we talked about: history. Stuff that is a minor inconvenience every day that we have and haven't fixed. A new oven saga. A DMV saga. Who knows what else. Well I guess you do if you just like listen to the show or whatever.

Thomas has mosquito pants. We've got a timely review of The Martian. And Sam just can't get good help these days.

Back to back episodes new world record. We give our in-depth review of a children's production of Willy Wonka and the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Plus some magic talk. Magic is real.

Ok yeah and then this is where we used to type the description? Or is it... Damn I think it is. So we should probably say some jokes or things that were in the episode. But then we wouldn't want to spoil any punchlines so never mind. Alright let me try to find the button to publish it. Just a bunch of cobwebs everywhere

It's another F This Remastered! Episode 7:  The One Where We Totally Rip Off Friends 04-19-2011 Things, things, and more things.  Computer literacy; stories; "Act Now!;" Iraqi oil; soundtracks; horse racing; some more great commercials; and a brand new little segment!

I didn't finish editing F This so we did a stream and it was a pretty decent impression of a shoosh episode. And then I didn't post it here for like 2.5 weeks sorry.

Our sort of weekly F This remastered stream! Episode 6: Access Main Hollywood 4-13-2011 Access main program… access main security…  Fun with sound clips, tales of 1st world medical problems, f those humans, and the Ten Commandments!  I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!

Here's the audio of our stream! Episode 4:  Mike Tyson's Hawaiian Punch-Out Some technology observations, dinner parties with Elmo, dogs and cats living together in the city, the AFTERLIFE, some great crap commercials, and an EXTRA special segment!

Here's part 2 of episode 3, plus some other chatter while we streamed. Episode 3: Fall of Cobra 3-29-2011 Sam tells his life story; racquetball doubles losers; freak show news stories; I'm Dan Hesse, CEO of Sprint; and an extra special breakdown of the show "Ghost Hunters" for this week's stupid sh*t people believe!

Here's part 1 of episode 3, plus some other chatter while we streamed. Episode 3: Fall of Cobra 3-29-2011 Sam tells his life story; racquetball doubles losers; freak show news stories; I'm Dan Hesse, CEO of Sprint; and an extra special breakdown of the show "Ghost Hunters" for this week's stupid sh*t people believe!

Here's the audio from episode 2. Unfortunately 2011 Thomas totally effed the sound for 8 minutes. After that it's golden. Episode 2: Secret of the Ooze Coffee shop laptop people, Facebook upgrades, public bathroom toilet paper, Saint Patrick's Day, the mysterious full moon, and IBM commercials.  I mean COME ON.

We're doing something kinda weird but hopefully cool. I'm remastering and editing the olllld F This Podcast episodes from 2011 and we're broadcasting them during our weekly game stream Mondays at 4:30 pm Pacific on twitch.tv/seriouspod. It's a trip down memory lane, with some new observations and reactions along the way. Hope you enjoy it! If not that's fine just don't tell me about it ok.

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