Podcasts The Somethingsomethingcast

I’d like to think if you know the Somethings, you knew this was coming eventually. We mentioned it a month or two ago, because the minute Hatton saw this movie.. he knew one thing.. he needed to make Rob see it. Why? Well, have you seen it? If you haven’t – stop reading – go watch it – then come back. Now you know why, and I’m sorry I made you do that.  M. Night returns to the world of film with a movie that is less twist and more twit.  So hop on in our mid-size-sedan and find out what happens on this Something In Review: Old Edition Ok, here we…  what is it we do… oh, that’s right.. Go! Full Episode

Are you a Keaton fan? What about a Clooney fan? Do you like your Gotham neon and campy or dark and totally not Chicago? Well, the Somethings know a bit about Martha’s Baby Boy and they are going to settle in and discuss who the best Bat that ever donned the cowl.  Let’s be clear, some of their decisions may surprise you… and each other. So, Mr. Wayne, sit near the fire and enjoy the warmth as the Somethings watch the world burn. Ok, BIFF here we KA-POW! go! Full Episode

First, they were nostalgia. Then, they were growing up. After that, they were figuring things out. Now… well, now it’s really just gone all to hell, hasn’t it?! The kids of Hawkins have gone on another of their wacky adventures this past year and the Somethings weren’t going to miss out on a chance to get to talk about Vecna, the Hellfire Club, and whether or not this season’s finale did anything to motivate us towards seeing the end. So, buckle in, we’re turning this one up to Eleven…. which is the funniest thing I’ll write all day. It’s time for THE END – STRANGER THINGS : SEASON 4! Full Episode

Three people went off into the Burkettsville woods, and weren’t heard from again… this isn’t their story. A bunch of other people went off into the woods to take a tour about the people that were never heard from again, which does kind of infer they were heard from again, albeit unintentionally, and now there are tour groups for them and they are apparently cult icons to weiros and documentarians…. this is sort of their story…. Two podcasters decided to sit down and watch Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows and tell you what they thought – this is most certainly their story. So settle in and throw your map into the river – it’s Something in Review: Blair Witch 2 Ok, here we g-g-g-g-hoooost! Full Episode

The again for The Wheel, the machine that tells us what we’re doing and how – and boy howdy does it hit us with the big’uns tonight. In this corner – hailing from deepest darkest Ohio… In this corner – the European with the meanest bite… In this corner – a milkdud from the internet… In this corner – from the wetlands of Scotland… In this corner – from the mountains of America… In this corner – from my former field of goats… In this corner – from that one street nobody drove down… In this corner – from Planet Arrakhis… In this corner – from Montauk…. no, seriously… Montauk In this corner – from the SomethingSomethingcast Studio… Ok, LET’S GET READY TO RUMMMBLLLE! Full Episode

Not all horror movies are created equal… you see, some movies are amazing because they are frigging amazing. Some are amazing because they are bad. Some are just……. bad. We’re talking about all of them, because none of those headers quite describes ‘lame’.  What is a lame movie? Is it stupid? Does it have a single factor that makes it worse than another? Is it just boring?  Hatton and PCR get into it about what precisely makes a piece of entertainment lame and then tell you their choices. Join us as we start SomethingSpooktober with a horrorpalooza for the ages! Ok, here we boo! Full Episode

Yeah, so Marvel has had hit after hit. The Avengers, Daredevil, Mandolorian, Sandman, Teen Titans… all of the big hitters! Well, there was once a time where Marvel wanted to throw up the middle finger to some mutants and turn to the Moon for inspiration. If this means absolutely nothing to you, then you clearly missed The Inhumans, a one season attempt to make an obscure part of the Marvel Universe more important. Did it work? Was it the next Agents of Shield or was it an Iron Fist to the gut? Find out now on THE END: INHUMANS And if you would like a sample of what our new Patreon episodes are going to be like, you can get the Patreon version of this episode for free, right here! Otherwise, ok here we Terragen Mist! Full Episode

Not every decision is a good one… just think of any strange flavor, because Japan has probably turned it into a Kit-Kat. Well, the same goes for movies. Sometimes there is a choice in a film that just brings down the whole affair. The wrong actor at the wrong time or the right actor in the wrong film – sometimes you just don’t want Wasabi in your Chocolate Wafers. So join the Somethings as they spin The Wheel and discuss their choices for the Bottom 5: Casting Decisions! Ok, here they .. oh, one more thing! The Something Patreon is coming back, and the link will be up at the top of the page by next episode! Full Episode

We’re nearing SomethingSpookums season, so wasn’t Hatton surprised when Rob suggested one of the Summer’s sleeper horror hits Black Phone. A young man is kidnapped by the local kidnapper, natch, and through a series of mysterious moments… maybe he finds his way home? Was it good? Was it great? Was it overhyped or just right? It’s time for Something in Review: Black Phone Who ya gonna call! …wrong movie, sorry… Full Episode

♫ We’re goin back…. back… back to schooOol ♫ Now, we’re aware tha tmost of the people that listen to his show have had no more pencils, no more books, no more of those dirty looks for at least a decade… but that does not mean that there isn’t a whole series of films that take place int he hallowed halls of alma maters across this great land of ours. So which ones are the Somethings favorites? Which ones go straight to detention? How many can do the triple lindy? Find out if you agree, or rather are.. just one of the guys… Ok, here we go to 3rd period Chem! Full Episode

On the first week of the month we do a themed episode. The second and third are Something in Review and The Wheel. The 4th week is The End — but what happens when there is a fifth week tot he month?  What are the Somethings supposed to do? Well, if you have been listening to our show for any length of time, you should know it is time for a Something Free-For-All which is where we take a week off from planning something and just hang-out for a little while. What are we watching? What are we playing? How’s our day been? It’s all there – and more – on the Something Free-For-All! Okay, here we go! Full Episode

Time to hitch the wagons, hit the dusty trail for the next town, the next ballyhoo, the next mark on the route. That’s right, it’s time to lay on hands with the rest of the geeks as we settle down to discuss Carnivale. The HBO darling that ended too soon, but why? Was it rolling downhill towards a depression or was it a show that was just too far ahead of its time for people to be able to dig their teeth in… well, there is only one way to find out, and that is to keep your hands outta our poke, save it for the cake eaters, hang with the gazoonies on The End: Carnivale! Ohhkay here we step right up step right up it’s time for the amazing half man half man… The Man Man! Full Episode

The Wheel is a neverending mistress, always spinning, always providing. It is the alpha, the omega, and what decides our fate. We are but pawns in its sometimes brilliant, sometimes cruel decisions. Today, the Wheel spins yet again, and the Somethings are confronted with their biggest disaster yet – plotting their own elevator pitch for a Disaster Film! To join them on this harrowing adventure, they have called in the source of Crystal’s Imagination, Crystal Storm! So settle in, hold your loved ones tight, and dodge the falling meteors, it’s Elevator Pitch: Disaster Movie! Ok, here we woooaaahhh, was that a tremor? I felt a tremor… Full Episode

Since the world is currently learning what artsy nerds have known for 20 years, that The Sandman is amazing, the Somethings had the brilliant (and coincidental) idea to do a movie that ties in ever so slightly to the Sandman mythos… the story of a man who can see the evil forces that move between worlds and fight them for the benefit of his own soul. He also knows kung-fu… whoa… This month, we are looking at the Keanu version of Hellblazer in – Constantine. Does it hold up? Did it ever? Did you even remember it existed? Find out these answers and more, on Something In Review: Constantine Ok, here we ghoooOooOooost Full Episode

Some movies build a universe that expands the lore and mythos, that delves deep into other characters and builds new ways to love what you already loved.  They are treasures that feel like each moment is a part of a greater whole. Some movies need to make rent so they sell themselves to whatever bidder happens to have a coupon for a McRib Value Meal. Today, the Somethings are talking about the latter of those two – movies that went one strong, maybe two strong, but somewhere down the line you can find a copy of their 4th outting stuck to the bottom of the DVD Value Pack box at RiteAid.  Or they’re loved and we’re monsters and you’ll have to tweet us to tell us why. So let’s get this year started right! Ok, here we go! Full Episode

ALL RISE! The honorable Somethings are now back in session for their final episode of the Year 9 Podiganza! To keep with the theme of ‘things that relate to 9’ we went with a classic comedy that went 9 seasons and.. possibly? is getting a comeback. More on that later, first, why don’t you settle in to the misdemeanor charges for arguing with your neighbor on alternate side of the street nights, because the only way to get that ticket handled is to go to The End: Night Court! Ok, hear ye hear ye go!  ..really proud of that one.. Full Episode

The Anniversary Strikes… THE WHEEL with a list of 9 oriented topics, we spin the wheel, make the deal… annnnnnnd – BAD MOVIE DRAFT! That’s right – Hatton and Podcast Rob are picking the best of the worst and letting you decide precisely who wins.  What was the worst? What was the best? Does one being better make it the loser? Did you like any of this dreck? How do you decide? Head over to our TWITTER page and vote in the pinned poll! Well, you’ll find out the rules, how to play, and the obvious winner by listening to this episode of…. THE WHEEL: BAD MOVIE DRAFT Ok, here we ..god I’ve seen so many of these.. Full Episode

With 9 movies on the books, the Fast & the Furious Franchise, fun to say five times fast, seemed like the perfect spot for us to flex our Year 9 Anniversary muscles and go back behind the wheel to breakdown all of the hard turns the series have made.  How much is a drag? How much does the series drift off course? These are car puns. Have you tire’d of these yet? Fine. I get it. So – join the Somethings as they take nine movies and put them into a ranking… what sits atop the mountain? Only one way to find out – on Something in Review: Fast Ranked! A minor note – we mention a couple of graphics Rob and I did years ago, when discussing Fast 7, the Seven Deadly Cars… here’s some examples: Ok, here we go… but for family. Full Episode

First off – it is Year 9.  Every year, the Somethings celebrate another year closer to the heat death of the universe with a celebration of all things Something. To start us off on our anniversary (which, if you look up is the pod-ery anniversary….. get it?) we have joined forces with a friend of the show of years upon years – Cthulu’s Prodigy (@cthulhusprodigy) from Blacker than Black Times Infinity (@bthanbti) What are we going to talk about – video games!  What games though? What about games that you think deserve another lease on life? Another chance at stardom?  Games that you think the world wants to see again… or, maybe just you do – either way, we are tackling gaming remakes we want, even if you don’t. Let the celebration begin! Full Episode

Boss! The Pod, The Pod! If you think we are travelling to a beautiful holiday paradise, hanging with Tattoo, and making someone’s dreams come true… guess what, that ship sailed like three seasons ago, apparently. You see, walking into Fantasy Island, knowing very little about it – the Somethings learn quite a bit about what it means to have your dreams come true. Also what its like to build a woman out of a dress mannequin. Also, a lesson about surrogacy from Charo. What the hell is this show?! Find out next on The End: Fantasy Island Ok, here we deplane… Full Episode