Faxes From Uncle Dale

Any hopes of this team feeling any kind of urgency were completely shat upon during today’s media availability, and we’re here to toss more dirt on this waste of a season. And of course, everyone’s favorite bit – John Goes Through The Bears Schedule. Thanks for listening, always and forever. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS […]

While the Hawks continue to fart away any chance of being reasonably competitive under coach Jeremy Prinze Jr., we spend the front end of this edition reveling in just how unlikely and fortunate what the Bears did this past weekend was while we save the grave dancing for next week in spite of being in […]

Well with the Hawks season all but mathematically over, we discuss the possibilities moving into the future, and of course brace ourselves from the assured hilarity of The Beloved making a draft pick tomorrow. Listen and rate and such. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS      

So this is a scattershot episode featuring elephant shit, the Hawks’ comeback against the Preds, plenty of soccer talk, and Guy Fieri to round it out. But we had fun, and we think you will too. Give a listen, and also buy Dinosaur Jr.’s new record. Also please pardon the missing piece that somehow got […]

We discuss the aftermath and ramifications of the Hawks trade deadline, as the moment of dawning comprehension of what happened in real time on the South Side starts to creep into the broadcast. Dedicated to Jackson, because it’s the only method we’ve got to dedicate things. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS    

The trade deadline approaches while the Hawks still manage to stay afloat, and baseball season is upon us and everyone has grand scale thoughts on the miniscule sample size. Find it all in the usual spots. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS    

In this stirring rendition, we offer thoughts on the continued struggles of the Hawks’ process despite Kirby Dach’s return, and offer some cogent and scintillating baseball thoughts. Give a listen, won’t you? Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS    

In this episode, the four of us Collaborate and Communicate on the trajectory of this team after an objectively terrible road trip but a reasonably solid effort against Florida. Also the Bears because we hate ourselves and life in general. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS    

And it was ever thus for The Beloved. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS    

There’s plenty to discuss regarding Seabrook, this possibly being a revealing stretch for the Killer Instinct Hawks, and other miscellany in a largely hockey centric episode. Get it at the usual spots. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS    

To the next step.   Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS    

All the robots are in the garage. We talk existential crises and what any of this Hawks stuff all means long term. Get the audio after the jump. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS    

The Hawks continue to buck the numbers, and we continue to shit all over the results. There’s a peppering of Chicago sports miscellany as well. Get it all after the jump. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS    

In this edition we talk about the fine line between FUN and PESKY, and also contemplate the existential crisis of what it all means. Links after the jump.   Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS    

Well, I didn’t participate in this one, but based on the the chatter around the team and the intro music Sam chose it’s a fairly reasonable assumption that he, John, and Slak pop the balloon on the notion that this team is “fun”. Links after the jump.   Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS   […]

Well, the Hawks are on the board and the Bears just won’t let us forget them just yet in the offseason. Links after the jump.   Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS    

Well, this certainly has been an auspicious start for the West Side Hockey Club, and we have plenty of positive thoughts about the direction of the team as it is currently constructed. All the links after the break. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS    

Well, the Bears season is mercifully over as the Hawks season is unfortunately just about to start. We cover both in this transitional phase of your beshitted Chicago sports calendar. Find it all the usual places. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS    

It’s another week of the Bears season despite their best efforts, and the Hawks open camp. Give a listen, won’t you? Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS    

It’s the last recording of 2020, and there’s another fresh round of terrible things to discuss. Come join us won’t you? Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS