Trends In Low Places

This week, the boys revisit a low-hanging TILP legend. Mike digs deep into Cushing family lore to reveal a childhood ursine menace, Michael meets a joke-telling robot that will take our jobs, and we wonder why you put that thang up there. Somehow Operation Dumbo Drop shows up. Highlights include: Old timey HR [1:30] International House of Bad Publicity Stunts [4:15] Roto-rooty, fresh and fruity [12:30] Hanger stakes [20:30] World Record Hats [23:15] Two for poo. [37:00] The Wellington Bear [48:30] Leave comedy to the professionals. [53:00] United Dinos of America [58:00]

This week, the boys light a candle for dearly departed robot dogs. Michael plays headline roulette, Mike highlights the Razor scooter pandemic sweeping Atlanta, and we all survive a close shave in the pool of life. Highlights include: K-Pop Growthhacking [7:00] Headline Roulette [13:00] Strap 'Em On Your Feet Baby, Let's Go! [21:00] All Robo Dogs Go to Heaven [24:00] Captcha'd! [31:30] Antivenmo [32:30] A hair too much pool time. [42:45] Lots of people doing Ecstasy, these days! [55:00]

This week, the boys are fascinated by the splendor of a royal wedding. Mike shows us how the sausage is made. Michael uses sound science to get to the bottom of octopus DNA, and the boys get real pedantic with Neil Degrasse Tyson. At us, Neil. Highlights include: Serena Williams, Duchess of Pong M-Brie-MA Wurst Car Ever The NSA Dogabase Thirty-three scientists can't be wrong More like Neil Degrasse Dunkedon

This week, the boys wade waist-deep into a salacious copyright fight. Mike proposes a new Holy Sacrament and we decide which Chris we want to smooch most. Highlights include: Pope 420 II [1:30] Grimes’ boyfriend [4:30] Serial poopslinger. [11:40] Whole Lotto poop. [26:40] Getting cocky with the cocky boys. [32:15] Evans in the streets, Hemsworth in the sheets. Prison stones. [45:00] Dildo Ate My Homework [52:00]

This week, the Bad Sex in Fiction Awards make a triumphant return! Michael takes us on a tractor ride. Mike visits some horrible vineyards. A listener delivers some very talented, very scary horses. We all go poopity-scoopity. It's our best yet. Highlights include: Poopity Scoopity Is Tom Hardy good? That zombo John Deere speed Bad murder fanfic Mario possession Horse hapkido

We finally hit that very funny sex number! Best shed your outerwear, because this episode is hotter than three weasels playing ultimate frisbee on the Sun. This week, Michael celebrates equestrian drinking games, Mike thirsts for that sexy robot with a bodacious bod. Dammit, Karen. Highlights include: Hot as a monkey’s uncle [2:00] Peak Barenaked Ladies [16:00] What if horse drunk? [23:00] Big, dumb idiot, not sexy robot [37:30] Becoming Karen. [45:40]

This week, we form the Ocean’s 11 of food crimes. Mike slaps a sports horse on the butt, Michael sends a bill to the moon. We take a moment to think about old people smashing it. Highlights Include: Food crimes never pay. [13:00] Bill It to the Moon [20:05] The Queen Mary 2 [29:00] The Flea’s Bees [37:30] A shower of shower thoughts. [43:00]

This week, we celebrate a brilliant Chinese tax-evasion, spouse-swapping scheme. Michael dips his little toesies in the mixology game, Mike slaps on his lab coat and checks WebMD, and oops - you have lupus. We delve into the treacherous world of global fart laws. Highlights include: Wife Swap Tax Chop [2:00] Yukon Mixology [9:15] The Big Weed Day [17:15] Doctor of griftology [20:20] Fart Law and Toot Torts [28:00} Punch that big ol' shark [36:00] Ain't no rule says a bear can't play international soccer. [44:30] The sixth sex circle of Hell. [54:45]

This week, the boys take their shenanigans to the final frontier...and things get sticky. Mike helps NASA create an ungodly chimera and unlocks his evolutionary potential, Michael attaches a party wagon to the International Space Station, and we explore the downsides of dating your prankster dad. Highlights include: A boystorm is a'brewing. [2:15] Sperm Science 2.0 [5:30] Hotel to the stars! [16:10] Does It Fart? [27:15] Thinking about dem beans. [36:45] Cupcake revenge. [38:30] Perpetual banhammer machine. [46:00] Dad's up to his old tricks again. [51:30] Roses are red, water is wet and also a lesbian, I bet. [60:00]

This week, the boys pull the greatest prank of all: respect for our idiot listeners. Michael breaks down a fishy intraoffice food crime, Mike reveals the only slippery slope he's likely to slide down, and everyone gets banned from this Dunkin Donuts. Highlights include: The Greatest Fools [1:00] The premo place for porn [9:40] Shrimp Fried Crime [15:15] Pepperoni Seagull Fiasco [31:00] Thought criminals and fried delights [50:30]

Oy! Ring yer mates because the TILP boys are ready to rumble. This week, we chow down on some bad girlfriend material, Michael warps his own time continuum, and Mike explores the great Disney War Crimes Trials of 2027. Highlights include: Dummy issues [2:10] Bronson Butter Brawl [8:50] Baby Bird Sex Romps [19:30] Michael breaks time [34:00] Penis facials [46:45] Cavalcade of showerthoughts [58:00]

This week, we unlock the memories trapped inside Dino DNA and spoiler alert: they're pissed. Michael introduces the No. 10 worst apocalypse of all time, Mike explores atheist horror, and good buddy Curtis puts Universal Studios on notice. Highlights include: Evacuate now. [2:45] The Prehistoric Return of NBA Science [13:50] Top 10 Apocalypses - You won't believe No. 9! [24:10] Chestbusters and facehuggers [29:30] Call Fieri By Your Name [34:30] Behemoths in the ring. [37:00] Double Dare Redux [45:00] Fort Collins Musical Revue [49:00] Hey Universal, Stop Spitting on Me [53:50]

This week, we issue some updates on vital stories. Mike reveals his frog-fear origin story, Michael revisits last week’s most pressing stories, and we howl like wolves. No one knows where aliens come from. Highlights include: Read one dang book. [4:20] Feetsies in sneaksies [6:30] Poowatch No. 2 [10:30] Robo Lobo [18:45] Drunken debits [31:50] Australian spidermen. [40:00] Vampire problems. [50:30]

This week, the boys hunt for shoe deals along the macabre shores of the Pacific Northwest. Mike breaks out his wizard robes for some extreme roleplaying, Michael has a full-on Mac attack, and everyone wonders where this guy’s poop went. Become transfixed by your own reflection, because it’s our best yet. Highlights include: Leg Bone’s Connected to the...Oops Well, bully for you. Dongus Leviosa Andy Poofresne Daddy Mac Will Make You Wanna...Puke! Puke! Nukeov Smirnoff Weedtasia: Dance of the Howards

This week, the boys get a tour of Fort Collins’ finest hotel from returning Good Buddy, Curtis. Michael wonders how two grown men become entangled with a robot, Curtis shares the worst MLK Day gift of all time, and Mike pushes the limits of presidential authority. Everyone gets progressively, aggressively drunk. Sorry. Highlights include: Football for the Lord [4:16] A Mannequin Knight’s Tale [6:20] Watermelon for my sham friends. [14:00] Not Fergalicious at All [19:40] Air Bud: Governator [27:10] A brief hotel tour [33:15] You like pepper spray, brah? [38:00] Smirnoff Ice contracts [41:00] OKStupid.com [43:45] No Dry Bristles [50:30] Never gonna click you up. [53:40] Can You Smell What Barack is Cookin'? [54:45]

This week, the boys discover that the only thing Hogan Knows is failure. Mike realizes he missed out on all the hot space camp action. Michael defends us from the worst scum of the universe. We turn rumors into terrible reality and reimagine the Alaskan sex scene. It’s our best yet. Highlights include: Galaxy Defenders [2:40] Space Camp Orgy [10:38] Pastamania Runs Wild [14:26] Rumor Has It [36:30] Flamin' Hot Fashionista [44:45] Santa, The Ultimate Arbiter of Justice [51:10] Sled Doggy Style [58:50]

This week, the boys welcome a special guest to help us fight off merciless hordes of European crayfish. Mike ponders the price of anonymity, Michael licks Doritos dust off his fingies like a trash bear, and Curtis explains how to smuggle a pizza into a movie theater. It’s our best yet. Highlights include: Clone armies and Old Bay [5:05] Illuminati Oscars invite [16:30] #brands and trash bears [27:40] One Dollar Daydreams [43:00] Ham babies and pizza spies. [55:15] Robo problems. [72:00]

This week, the boys explore the unrealistic beauty standards of the world’s dromedaries. Michael finally reveals some young Howard content and Mike wonders: what if big beans? Highlights include: High time for fry time. [1:45] Supervillains and Humanity Stars. [8:15] @WeRateCamels [18:30] Two ends of the animal love spectrum. [26:30] What’s. On. Asia! [37:40] HUGE BEANS? [45:22] Newsflash: Florida is weird! [56:15]

This week, the boys remind you to see a doctor if you have a purple dinosaur lasting longer than four hours. Michael fruitlessly attempts to prove a conspiracy theory wrong. Mike cuts through the crap. We wax nostalgic for the only camping experience worth having. Dino bones [0:35] Johnny Appleripper [7:04] There's always money in the Mattress Firm [21:31] MMOMG [27:21] Valet Horseplay [37:45] King of the wild buffet [45:50] Raised with the blade [53:00]

This week, the boys dive headfirst into mail crimes and welcome a new ruler to the throne. Michael serves us up a hot mug of the worst drinks of all time, Mike eats from the trash, and we learn the magical art of cleaning up. Highlights include: Amazon crimes Mail crimes Drink crimes Pizza crimes It’s mostly crimes. Yassss queen.