Lost In The Shuffle

This week, we spend some quality time with Flarp! Alicia talks about the importance of self-care. Jay hosts a guest lecturer who tells us about the rat who tried to rival Disney. Cristaly pays homage to the long-lost The Price is Right: Nights. CONTENT WARNINGS: Sex toy mention, and unbelievably, fart noises.

This week, Alicia offers some lessons for enjoying the self-induced rollercoaster that is skiing. Jay invites you into his socialism corner. Cristaly hosts an ASMR classroom. CONTENT WARNINGS: Brief mention of sex toys, mention of concussions.

This week, we get… very tired. Very quickly. Alicia leads a tough discussion on street harassment. Jay celebrates the birthday of the world’s greatest idol. Cristaly stumbles upon the Big Dandy conspiracy. CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussion of verbal harassment, catcalling, and stalking, discussion of ants and cockroaches (and how to get rid of them). Catcalling discussion goes from 05:00 to 19:50. Music sampled (FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES): "Honey" by Nanameue-P, "Cantarella" by Kurousa-P, and "Packaged" by kz.

This week, we really surpass our blasphemy quota. Sorry, Jesus. Alicia offers some advice on how to treat mysterious bites. Jay investigates the eerie existence of HGTV's favorite brothers. Cristaly makes plans to buy a Jible. CW: Talking about standing to pee, brief discussion of anti-abortion advertising, discussion of insects, spiders, and bug bites, discussion of diseases (Lyme disease, rabies), mention of symptoms (bruising & nausea), discussion of sex toys.

It's summertime! Join Alicia, Jay, and Cristaly as they answer listener questions and share a little more about their lives and the show - all with the ambient background noise of a Minnesota Country Club. A special thanks to royalty-free calypso music. CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussion of eating things that are not edible.

This week, Alicia gives some real, actual advice about insurance. Jay becomes the artistic director of a dating simulation for the WWE. Cristaly worries about her neighbors. CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of homophobia and gay male fetishization, mentions of fictional murder, brief mention of fictional rape.

This week, Alicia tells you how NOT to spend your city planning budget. Jay introduces you to his awful uncle, deviantART. Cristaly insists on a sixth love language. CONTENT WARNINGS: Brief mentions of weird fetishes.

This week, Alicia offers advice on appropriate cubicle decor. Jay discusses Mickey Mouse and his problematic crew. Cristaly indulges in some classic Pavlovian experimentation. CONTENT WARNINGS: Heavy discussion of racist stereotypes and caricatures.

This week, Alicia shares some moving advice and some retail precautions. Jay ponders the mystery of the Loch Ness Resident. Cristaly tells a story about your good friend Susan. CONTENT WARNINGS: Drug use mention.

This week, Alicia tells us how to prevent heat stroke. Jay holds Disney Face Character auditions. Cristaly shares the lowest moment of her life.

This week, among other things, one of our segments actually gets a title. Alicia talks about the bears in your garbage. Jay debunks the origins of both liquor and Lazytown. Cristaly puts Edible Arrangements on blast. CONTENT WARNINGS: Accident-induced animal death.

This week, we get entrepreneurial, then political, then kind of gross. Alicia offers some advice for the chronically late. Jay recounts tales from the life of a country boy named John Ellis. Cristaly pitches a hot new product that is only a little plagiaristic of Monsters, Inc. CONTENT WARNINGS: Vomiting, self-induced vomiting.

This week, we kick off our show with a nice blend of advice, history, and hard-hitting reality. Alicia tells us how to survive the trials of working in customer service. Jay takes us through the bygone days of Smash Mouth. Cristaly tries--and fails--to get us to talk about sexting.