Lost In The Shuffle

This week, Alicia offers some advice on standing your ground (and don't let any cops tell you otherwise). Jay uses his degree, for once. Cristaly gets to know us better. CONTENT WARNINGS: Blood donation, axe murder, cops. Music sampled (for educational purposes): "So Long Farewell" from The Sound of Music. The movie.

This week, our show is no longer a twenty-something, which means we're cancelled. Bye! Alicia offers some advice on adopting a little friend. Jay dives back into the culinary world. Cristaly remembers what it's like to have a child. THIRTY! CONTENT WARNINGS: Mention of cats vomiting, Tamagotchi death, pregnancy mention, suicide mention.

This week, Alicia goes Back to Nature, and teaches us a campfire song about poop. Jay tries to debunk a conspiracy, but instead, finds a really good friend. Cristaly offers some advice on how to spice up your dating profile. Music sampled (for educational purposes): "Run Away With Me," "Your Type," "Emotion," "Curiosity," and "Tug of War," all by Carly Rae Jepsen.

This week, Jaxy kind of hijacks the show (with help from a friend) while Lyxcratis and Xialica stand by. He demands you answer a few questions: What would YOU do if your best friend left you for Donald and Goofy? Is it even possible to have more than two friends? And just WHAT is Minnie Mouse up to? Find out in this exclusive E3 pre-show - that is now being released as an E3 post-show - all about Square Enix and Disney's Great Mistake. Find Beau(x) on Twitter @beaupirrone! Music sampled (for educational purposes): "Simple and Clean" by Utada Hikaru.

This week, Alicia encourages you to do do something for yourself! Jay looks for a Guy on Fieri, but actually just finds a really nice chef who loves his jerky. Cristaly espouses some very, very, VERY aesthetic dentistry (and steals Alicia's job).

This week, Alicia fine-tunes your resume. Jay learns one very fruity way to rank your pornography. Cristaly misses the opportunity for some discounted dildos. Chill the fuck out, Anne Rice! CONTENT WARNINGS: Sex toy mention, discussions of sex (in the context of rating fanfiction porn), mentions of fanfiction with rape/noncon, a horrible mention of one fic where Mario characters having sex in a kind of... gorey way? We're so sorry.

This week, Alicia offers some solace for the joblorn. Jay goes back to the mall for a romp around everyone's edgy fantasies. Cristaly hosts a show within a show (also, prom is lethal, and it can kill you). PromCast theme by Freedom Trail Studio.

Beware the McStabber. CONTENT WARNINGS: Well, stabbing. Music used by Josh Lippi and the Overtimers, Freedom Trail Studio, Biz Baz Studio, Ugonna Onyekwe, Unicorn Heads, and Sir Cubworth.

This week, Jay would like to apologize for almost scaring Cristaly off the show. He didn't mean it. But, to be fair, the result is pretty funny. Alicia encourages us to pick up an old hobby. Jay dissects pop culture's most horrible merchandizing stunt. Cristaly makes (and then very quickly breaks) a promise.

This week, Alicia begs you to do your civic duty. Jay investigates the tragic rise and fall of his favorite wildlife simulator-slash-eatery. Cristaly forces us back to our roots. CONTENT WARNINGS: Brief mention of pedophiles, poop mentions. Music sampled (for educational purposes): "Evening" by Toshio Masuda.

This week, Steve Jobs ALMOST claims Cristaly for the nether realm, but we shout him down. Alicia promotes Nyasporin, a hot new first aid product. Jay gets mad about a self-righteous web-slinging man. Cristaly mourns a 1055. CONTENT WARNINGS: Mentions of eye injuries (in the context of first aid care), discussion of cut/wound care, blood mentions. Music samples (for educational purposes): "Try It And See" by Rita Pavone (written by Andrew Lloyd Webber), "King Herod's Song" by Bruce Dow (also written by Andrew Lloyd Webber), "Jellicle Song for Jellicle Cats" by Cats: 1981 Original London Cast (written by - wouldn’t you know it - Andrew Lloyd Webber).

This week, we compete for your attention in the sack (is it possible to rate just one episode R-18?). Also, fuck you, Bobby Flay. Alicia offers some sex tips for your body and spirit. Jay confesses his love for disastrous cooking shows. Cristaly pays her respects to Vincent, Jill, and Faye. CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussion of sexually transmitted diseases and infections, mild discussion of hernias, masturbation, sex toys, very mild sex tips.

This week, we thank the illustrious Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. for ALL he's done, and we congratulate Scootaloo for completing the task. Alicia offers some advice on student loans. Jay says some bullshit about dinosaurs. Cristaly "Lewis and Clark"s the App Store. CONTENT WARNING: Discussion of student loans.

This week, we rang in the new year in classic LitS fashion: tardy, but apologetic. Alicia answers a LitSener question about transitioning to college. Jay demands you rank your friendships. Cristaly insists you create a fursona for your own personal development. Music sampled (for educational purposes) by Shouji Meguro.

Despite honoring the holiday season, this is probably our most blasphemous episode yet. Sorry again, Jesus. Also, don't watch God's Not Dead. Alicia offers some tips for dealing with family over the holidays. Jay puts Christmas on blast. Cristaly plays the game we've all been waiting for. CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussion of being misgendered. Music sampled (for educational purposes): "The Twelve Days of Christmas" by John Denver and The Muppets, "Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer" by Elmo and Patsy, "Grandpa's Gonna Sue the Pants off of Santa" by Dr. Elmo.

This week, we... had some pretty irreversible technical difficulties. Oops. But we played some games for you instead!

This week, we are visited by an old friend. Alicia teaches us about Plan C (Swiper, No Conceiving!). Jay praises the truly unsung heroes of the season. Cristaly debunks the concept of realistic video games. BIG CONTENT WARNINGS: Menstruation, pregnancy, contraceptive methods, heavy discussion of vaginas/ovarian genital systems in relation to contraception. Birth Control topic goes from 0:24:14 - 0:44:50.

This week, Alicia tells us how to avoid dying in a winter storm. Jay profusely thanks a man named Jef. Cristaly begins a quest for a new middle name. CONTENT WARNINGS: Brief mention of being pressed to death, mentions of freezing to death.

This week, Alicia tells us how to both avoid apartment scams and acquire a spectral roommate. Jay uncovers the dark conspiracy behind a website from his childhood. Cristaly consults a psychic professor. CONTENT WARNINGS: Masturbation mention, Scientology.

This episode, we try to get spooky, but end up just getting really irritated about the movie Avatar. Alicia challenges you to sleep on some dirt. Jay explores the deep history of tattoos. Cristaly discusses the 13 Most Popular (?) Fears. CONTENT WARNINGS: Spiders, kidney stones, wetting the bed, brief discussion of tattoos related to imprisonment, slavery, concentration camps, and sex trafficking, mentions of acid burning.