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- Twitter would notice first if Derrek died - James Franco tries to have sex with a young fan - Darth Vader should run Ukraine FOR SURE - The Internet is full of knuckleheadz - Colbert's rapport with Asians - Brain Games and silly things we do

- We are dedicated, but not ambitious! - Luke is having a baby - Devin has a surreal birthday weekend - Derrek eats burgers all day - Penile recognition technology - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer!!

- Mega hater Fred Phelps is dead - Khaki-clad men march for white pride - Being scared of equality - PVP gaming bar in Halifax - Gaming talk: Stick of Truth, Diablo 3, Saints Row IV - Goldeneye, Timesplitters and Perfect Dark

- Voice actors and bull rays - Cosmos and the Moaning of Life - The Abortion Guy and burger brawls - The viral kissing video mwah mwah mwah! - Banning the word "bossy" - Smiling for Floyd

- The corpses on Mt. Everest - Bill Burr scared Halifax and went skating - Parents did Nazi the red flags - Psychopaths vs Sociopaths - Sociopath jobs - Evil RELIGION!!!! - Computer abbreviations are tough

- RIP Egon, funeral and tombstone talk - Monkey brains vs Human brains - Having an empty brain is nice! - Being sick humbles a man - People rage reaching on Pharrell album cover - Paying money for cuddles and hugs - Buying panties online and roleplaying

- RIP King Mabel, Whip It, and Jon Davis from Korn news - Winter Olympics + Canadian hockey - Olympians are sexy and better than us - Derrek is obsessed with Catan / Board game talk - Robb from Brite-Vu talks music and videos - Stephen Chow is hilarious and amazing - Ellen Page rules - Ukraine is fucked

- Being single on Valentine's Day - Love between couples vs Love towards everything - Observing patterns / cheaters! - Masturbating to Facebook pictures - Finding fulfillment outside of monogamous relationships - Security in a relationship - The wonderful Uncle Ronny - Random love / sex questions and thoughts

- RIP Philip Seymour Hoffman / heroin talk - George Zimmerman vs DMX - Science vs Creationism debate (Nye vs Ham) - A toothless pig is suspicious - The Olympics are a little bit gay

- Fear and respect the escalator - Football players tweet bad things - Mean jokes are funny - Being right vs being happy - Superb owl Snipers - Detective Dickweed and the great phone thief mystery

- Captain Dragon and Tennille divorce. There are Superhero Kids. - Being ripped apart by cannonballs and rapiers isn't fun. - Korea has some good ass films. - Goodfellas thief arrested. Justin Bieber is an ass. - Revenge Porn chat. Foreplay and sex is gross. - Runaway Cruise Ship full of zombie rats.

- Professor died and Mae Young died again - Kanye boxes a racist for his wife - 3 guys talkin' about abortion - Categorically alienating yourself and others - A discuss on the good of "being proud" - Stubbornly hating things - 15 mins until death...

- Mae Young died and came back to life - Porn star and Seinfeld AMAs on Reddit - Meditation with Jerry - Derrek is excited for Ninja Turtles - Playing lots of board games lately - Sexist burger kid likes slavery - Opening your eyes as wide as possible for pictures

- RIP Uncle Phil - Birthday Corey, roommates, drinks, and snowstorms - Strange breastmilk made our day - The Man with Two Penises!!!! - Are Transgender bathrooms a good idea? - We take the screening test to get on Jeopardy

- Stand-up Comedy and Vine - Social media effect on celebrities - The #MeninistTwitter hashtag - Duck Dynasty controversy - Opinions and punishment

- Bob Barker is still alive - Derrek is cranky and emo - Death Race 2000 in Halifax - Bees are interesting and have sex in mid air - Rich kids can murder people - Dev gives Derrek riddles to solve

- Jens from Belgium joins us - Mandela / Paul Walker and death etiquette - People love ninjas and Samurai Pizza Cats - Racial jokes get old - Surprise! Derrek is an asshole - Amazon Drone Deliveries - Jens tells us about Sinterklaas and Black Pete

- Devin is a holly jolly Christmas man - Derrek yelled at a fat woman - Discussion on guys that wear dresses - 3 guys talk Feminism - Kanye got owned - Girls natural hair is fine with us - Derrek defends George Zimmerman

After our animated discussion on sex and relationships last week, this weeks episode was dedicated to finding Derrek a wife. We set him up a Plenty of Fish dating profile, filled out all of the information, and browsed the single women for a potential mate. He has a pretty good feeling about this!

- Typhoons and being an entitled Canadian ass - Hal-Con happened! We saw Billy Dee Williams! - Mario Bros gritty YouTube remake "The Four Players" - Kanye and the Confederate Flag - Wanting to have sex with people outside of your relationship - Human sexuality vs Commitment and our fears