Last Men On Earth

Lex and Matt kick back at the lush Rocco's Tavern to discuss Sarah Silverman's Anonymous Twitter hijacking, some crazy "independent" British family who depends on your crowdfunding help, Tobias Strebel as he pertains to plastic surgery ethics, a "hyena man" in Africa, early-retiring NFL players and their potential to marginalize football, crazy Randy Quaid, and Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's doctor and killer (kind of), finally confirms that the King of Pop was, indeed, a pedophile (not a moment too soon) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lex and Matt discuss Ashley Graham's weight loss angles, a water polo girl's touching story, Kobe Bryant's family financial advice, DNC leaked emails, Brandy suing her label for slavery, what Kim Kardashian charges per hour, and Star Trek social engineering.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lex and Matt discuss Jennifer Aniston's open letter to pregnancy rumor starters, the honor killing of Pakistani Kim K, Peeping Playboy Playmate Dani Mathers (after an uncomfortably long and detailed discussion on Hef's penis), broke-ass rappers who act all rich, the new Girl Ghostbusters film, Amy Schumer suddenly remembering how she was raped, and Victoria Beckham involving her child in her attention-whoring endeavors. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lex taps into Matt's fury about YouTube star Calum McSwiggan's fake hate crime, Kevin Durant joining the team that just ended his playoff run, John Cena's diversity ad, someone who willfully changed his name to "Boozie Badazz," Ashley Madison's downfall, and the art of the threesome (the last two topics are not necessarily related) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In the wake of a monumental SCOTUS decision, Chelsea Handler talks about getting two abortions in one year when she was a teenager. Kanye West releases a bizarre music video, and Black Twitter thinks Justin Timberlake saying that we're all one race at the BET Awards is just like saying "all lives matter." Lex and Matt cover these topics as well as male breastfeeding, photography and other non-real jobs, and the big, fat daughter of Gene Simmons. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lex and Matt are back to talk aboot Canada's new gender-neutral national anthem, the girl who nailed 31 Oakland cops, Michael Jackson's vast porn collection, the possibility of a blood and/or sexual relationship between Khloe Kardashian and OJ Simpson, why anyone still watches the ESPYs, LA Weekley and the death of journalism, and the possibility of many more deaths at the Rio Olympics.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

After taking some time off, Lex and Matt are back to talk about that illegal immigrant valedictorian, a big fat victory for London people, celebrities making the Orlando attack about themselves, the sex-based double-standard regarding sex-based teacher-student relationships, a creepy-ass Target sperm-donating professor, Meg Ryan no longer looking like Meg Ryan, and porn actress Cameron Bay strips the veil off of the porn industry. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Some vegans died descending Mount Everest, surprising some people for some reason. The University of Georgia pays Ludacris $65,000 and magnum condoms to perform at their spring football game, mandatory sex consent apps on college campuses, and a gay billionaire bankrolling lawsuits against Gawker. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Some guy studied how men and women rate TV shows geared toward the opposite sex, Tess Holliday claims some doctor said she's healthy and totally not going to kill her baby with her own obesity, some college coach's wife calls out her cheating husband over twitter, and Huffington Post proudly tweets a photo of their diverse workforce ranging from white women to whiter women. Join Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston for an in-depth look at these and other topics, including the return of Lex's favorite segment: Panties in a Bunch! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Yes, Gwyenth Paltrow is selling her gold-plated dildo, and it can be yours for the ridiculous price of just fifteen thousand dollars! Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston plunge deep into this, as well as Ozzy Osbourne's affair with his hairdresser, Calvin Klein's latest underage-looking model marketing campaign, Gene Simmons criticizing Prince, Emma Thompson's opposition to social media-based film casting, and vegan death threats toward Café Gratitude's ownership. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If you're still reading this after seeing the title, thank you.  This week, Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston discuss Rumer Willis being bullied, Emma Watson's recycled plastic fashion and U.N. credentials, pitcher Carlos Martinez's STDs, Grimes's Kesha-like story (or not), and Lee Daniels apologizing to Sean Penn over black domestic violence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Is Azealia Banks right about Beyonce using black stereotypes tosell records to white people, even if she's just a black stereotypeherself? Is Blac Chyna's purple Lamborghini gift from RobKardashian just proof of her being a whore? And what the hell is upwith Adam LaRoche's undercover sex sting in Vietnam? Lex and Mattprobe these tender topics as well as Female Ted Cruz's porn deal,Leonardo DiCaprio finding time to speak to the UN between bangingcountless babes, Lena Dunham's threat to leave the US if HillaryClinton isn't elected president, Prince's Percocet use, and Targetrestrooms. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Can Tess Holliday be fat-shamed and pregnant-shamed simultaneously? After Dax Shepard’s confession, is there anyone left in Hollywood who HASN’T been molested? And James Franco, who won’t stop talking about his sexuality, is upset that people won’t stop talking about his sexuality. Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston probe all these deep topics, as well as Cheryl Burke feeing suicidal over working with Ian Ziering on Dancing With the Stars, the death of Prince, Curt Schilling getting fired for speaking his mind about trans people taking shits, and Harriet Tubman replacing Andrew Jackson on $20 bills. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Lakers celebrate Kobe's retirement as they win the final game of the worst season in their history, Johnny Manziel and Lamar Odom seem to just want to drink themselves to death, Erykah Badu thinks girls should "lower their skirts" because men are animals with no self control, and Bow Wow (he's not Lil' anymore) fakes his wealth. Lex and Matt are back to talk about these important happenings, as well as the Equal Pay for Women Monument, secret totally-not-gay societies at Harvard and similar elite institutions, and Ted Cruz's bizarre story involving a hoard of Campbell's Soup.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jennifer Lawrence says something about body image issues, Azealia Banks says something about Sarah Palin on Twitter, Jennifer Lopez says "produce my new single" to Dr. Luke, and Matt mentions a new fashion trend called "period skirts." Oh, and Tom Cruise's Scientology fortress. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

No April fools here, just Lex and Matt talking about a Broadway production that put out a casting call preferring non-whites, Lamar Odom drinking again, the ethical implications of extorting money from the Kardashian family, an overexposed videogame ass, a cop bothered by Elton John's gay come-ons, and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lex and Matt are back to discuss Hulk Hogan's sex tape payout, Kesha's lamentations of "slavery," NFL baby daddy records, tennis pay equality, Ellen DeGeneres, HBO and a terminally ill comedian named Quincy Jones, and an NBA anti-harassment consultant. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lex and Matt discuss Madonna's meltdown over missing her son, Adam LaRoche's retirement from the Chicago White Sox because they wouldn't allow his son in the clubhouse all season long, and Charlie Sheen's seven-figure child support requirement. Then you can finish nursing that St. Patty's hangover as they talk about the WNBA, Sean Penn, El Chapo, drugs, Mariah Carey, more drugs, and the ethical and moral implications of barbering with regard to transsexual customers.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Who in the hell would hire a bearded woman as a model? What's the latest with Charlie Sheen, Brett Rossi, and HIV? And is any black actress truly "black enough?" Lex and Matt are back from a break to answer all these pressing questions, and talk about Kesha's Dr. Luke rape allegations, Caitlin Jenner preferring men, Blac Chyna's effect on Rob Kardashian's fitness, and whether Eva Amurri's husband declining sex with their nanny is really something to brag about. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It seems every award show is just piling on the blackness ever since the Oscar nominees were announced, but that unfortunately means we have to talk about Kanye West more. Lex and Matt are back to nail these issues from both sides, plus the Sports Illustrated XL Swimsuit Issue, Gwyneth Paltrow's super exclusive club, Ted Cruz firing a porn star, and #AdidasSoGay See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.