Last Men On Earth

Peyton Manning says "this Bud's for me," after winning Super Bowl 50, after Beyonce shouts out to #BlackLivesMatter and the Black Panthers at the Halftime Show (does anyone still even watch that?). Lex and Matt break it all down, plus Chelsea Handler's tits, the sexist implications of not voting for Hillary Clinton and what she means for other people named Hillary, Casey Anthony's new business, Lily Rose Depp's old sexual orientation, and George Clooney's all-white films' effect on black acting opportunities in Hollywood. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Who knew Kanye's ultimate weakness was assplay? Is high school wrestling the gayest sport ever invented? And is #SAGawardsSoBlack just a lazy, pandering repsonse to #OscarsSoWhite, or an actual victory for acceptance? Lex and Matt establish a firm grip on these topics, plus an Australian rape club, Charlie Sheen's Mexican HIV medicine, reverse psychology in alcohol advertising, Blac Chyna's airport antics, and finally they "react" to the Fine Brothers' asinine trademark application. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How screwed up is Hollywood these days? The Academy announces affirmative action for their membership, straight celebrities are posing as gay couples for photos, and apparently no black baby is safe from a famous adoptive parent! Special guest Pete Giovine joins Lex and Matt to talk about this, as well as Amy Schumer's joke ripoff allegations, the Buffalo Bills hiring the NFL's first female assistant coach, Larry Flynt vs. Hef, sexual double standards regarding student/teacher bangings, and a HuffPo editor saying #WhiteBooksDontMatter. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Why can't male teenage film bloggers make sexually suggestive jokes involving Amy Schumer when such jokes are basically her entire act? Is a memoir just a pretentious way of saying "autobiography," and should we require that their authors are, well, notable? Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston tackle these tough questions and discuss the whiteness of The Oscars, Tila Tequila's GoFundMe campaign (and the size of her tits), tennis corruption, whether or not Khloe Kardashian is retarded, yet another "gay" teen actress, and Neil Patrick Harris's bench theft. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Well, none of us won the huge Powerball jackpot, so we're kicking off the new year with a ridiculous new episode. Lex and Matt discuss the merits of lotteries like Powerball, plus-size lingerie modeling, Sean Penn's interview with El Chapo, David Bowie groupgrief, and the Playboy Mansion being up for sale (under condition that Hugh Hefner will still live there).  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How can The Edge (from U2) claim to be an environmentalist while building five mansions in Malibu? Has Wu-Tang Clan's $2 million album stunt reached its perfect conclusion with Martin "Pharma Bro" Shkreli buying it? And does Ronda Rousey care about body image stigmas or is she just letting herself go after her first UFC loss? Lex and Matt absolutely deliver on this final episode of the Fall season with all these hot topics, plus Sikhs being mistaken for Muslims, Ben Affleck's back tat, renaming racist stadiums, and how nobody can stop Donald Trump. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Media scrutiny is #literally crippling, right Kylie Jenner? And what's with all these women suing men regarding sexual relations? I mean, so what if James Deen made some lady's butthole bleed or Charlie Sheen wasn't open about his HIV? It's an incredibly important episode with Lex and Matt this week as they tackle these issues and debate whether alcoholism is a disease, why celebrities give their kids stupid names, why certain animals' lives matter more than others, and the death of Scott Weiland.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lex and Matt finished nursing their Thanksgiving hangovers just in time to discuss some important topics, like the 43rd Pirelli Calendar getting all serious and sophisticated, Kobe Bryant's poetry, Sinead O'Connor's fake Facebook suicide, Bernie Sanders porn, porn star James Deen's rape accusations, and apparently The Hulk is a Korean teen now. Lex gets his panties in a bunch over calling Muslim terrorists Muslims, and if that wasn't enough religious extremism for you, Tim Tebow's girlfriend dumped him for refusing to have sex with her. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I guess the only thing odd about Charlie Sheen having HIV is the fact that he went on The Today Show to announce it. But could you imagine if he just wrote that on a restaurant receipt where the tip is supposed to go, just like other people do to shock their servers and whoever else sees it once it goes, well, y'know...viral? And it's hard enough being a widower of a 9/11 first responder, but then Glamour Magazine had to go and give the same Woman of the Year award to some transsexual named Caitlyn Jenner, so James Smith basically had no choice but to posthumously return his wife Moira's award, right? Lex and Matt are back to talk about these intense topics, along with the ridiculousness of whiny college kids wanting to feel safe from even the most laser-specific "triggers" and "microaggressions" while in school, the latest on Lamar Odom and Khloe and the rest of the Kardashians, and this age of misinformation and #slacktivism on social media. Plus, Matt reveals that he's in a Twitter war with rapper 2 Chainz

Jeff Richards is our special guest this week as he and Matt Ralston try to pass Lex Jurgen's Big Gay Quiz! They also discuss the recent spat between Vivica A. Fox and 50 Cent, and whether or not Fiddy's claim that she licked his asshole is actually a gay comeback to gay allegations. Plus, is Pamela Anderson's announcement of being Hep C-free inspiring or just gloating? Is there any #HopeForOurDaughters if their activism videos turn out like the one accompanying the Suffragette film marketing campaign? And of course, Starbucks' antichrist cups, Larry David's $5000 "Trump's a racist" heckle on Saturday Night Live, and whether black presidential candidates like Ben Carson are immune from criticism by the mainstream media. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.