Round The Back

This week people get tattoos of Chihuahuas and seagulls, we long for more oiling up of Adama Traore, and we decide that back to back sex is safest during lockdown. Also, Gigi returns with a slogan for his crisp advert.

This week Joe and Dave catch up with Jonny who does remember Bill, a lady saw a man do a poo which made her ill, and Robbie wants to be a lady - look and feel. Also, Viduka, Radebe, Matteo. Sessions.

This week Joe and Dave discuss the big grizzly bear from Star Trek, more Chinese Arse News from the same hospital as the last story (hmmmm?), and naughty naughty UEFA again. Also, does Phil remember Jonny?

This week Dave and Joe decide that it should be Joe and Dave, naked uncles can and will fall over, some people will orgasm to certain sounds, and.... your mum. Also, the return of Jonny Evans!

This week Dave and Joe are joined once again by No.1 Fan Dan. We learn that French eco-feminists make pissy bread, Pakistani pigeons could be capable of espionage, and Daniel Anger has made a shit investment. Literally. And we ask: will Dr. Marcus Rashford manage a successful leisure park when he retires?

This week Joe and Dave hail the return of Chinese Ass News, struggle to control Stephen, and Gigi Buffon contemplates his return to school. Also, would you support Deportivo Wanker? And would you wear a George Vest from PriMark Hughes?

This week Joe and Dave discover that people will put both Watermelons and Mo Salah on their heads, one can send conlolences for a funny death, and Phil Jones on foreign lifts. Also - Osama Bin Laden, Harold Shipman, and Dominic Cummings.

This week is the return of Round The Back, and the start of Season 2! Joe things Elton John may be on the spectrum, Dave begs: “Mother! Not with the sperm again!” And we ask - is David Luiz football’s greatest grifter?

This week Dave and Joe discuss the untimely death of Mad Mike, Brick Dollbanger and his Mars colonising sex robots, Ronaldinho’s fake passport fiasco, and farting and fainting in a football match.

Does your anus have a Vitamin D deficiency? Then this is the podcast for you. We’re back! Again. Touching on weaponising seagulls, Jonny Evans’s new club, Gigi Buffon has advice for Crispian Eriksen, and Joe asks: is a banana a berry? Up the Pee-Pees!

Like a returning fungal infection, we’re back! For a one-off episode! Get out your antibac wipes, and douse yourself in Chinese ass news, flat earth football clubs, Gigi Buffon, and punchy referees. Also, do cover up both your testicles, and don’t give 110%.

For the last time, Joe and Dave are here to answer the questions that really matter. And what that means is that we have relied on fielding questions from listeners to provide content. Lazy. Bye now.

The final episode of Round The Back … or is it? (Apart from the bonus episode, which will be the last one. Or will it?) Probably.

This week Dave and Joe discuss German bondage boats and Dutch World Cup hermits. News on Gary Neville’s nephew comes in, as well as World Cup alliterative all stars adding additional amazement. Also, science!

This week Dave and Joe host special guests Jonny Evans of Leicester City and Mat Jones of Epsom College 5’s. They discuss: pony fetish showjumping, projectile hotdog haematomas, and a sexy Russian burger scandal.

This week is a World Cup special!! Dave and Joe discuss how not to use an aubergine to heal constipation and Usain Bolt is actually a bit shit (at football). Meanwhile Joe would love Alan Shearer (the pundit) on his head, and Dave will fact you up.

This week Dave is back and Joe is human. We learn that terrible farts on a plane will cause a brawl, people who are demonised are not, and drinking Red Bull is worse than being a racist.

This week No. 1 Fan Dan joins Joe while Dave is away in quarantine (in Menorca). We discussed: salacious sex starved species south of the equator, Puma owns Bolt, and we ask: can you lose your car in a car park in Chelthenham? Yes. (Also, Ramos is sued for €1bn).

This week Dave and Joe tackle the deep philosophical reasons behind strangers pooing outside your garage, should there be a height limit for swingers, and: are water pistols the answer to the horrific global pandemic of seagulls stealing chips/fries? Find out in this weeks episode.

This week Dave and Joe are joined by Marathon-Man Gav! They discuss Richard temporarily dying and looking up at his mothers clam, tattooing Kevin on your arm has its consequences, and FINALLY Phil Neville gets one up on his bother Gary.