Round The Back

This week Dave and Joe discuss the noisy and smelly Pagan rituals of Bearheart, how you can live on a diet of just Big Macs, and Gennaro Gattuso used to eat live molluscs and analids (as did Sean Dyche). Also, Jonny Evans!

This week Joe and Dave subvert their normal format (golly gosh). They learn: monkeys do not have copyright infringement rights, there is a wall at the edge of the flat earth, or are their ‘bums oot the windae’?

This week Dave and Joe find out that Badgers hate Scottish castles, university should make you cry and fajita crime doesn’t pay. Also, we discuss the upcoming BonerFest 2018.

This week Dave and Joe ask: can painkillers make you gay? Can one exercise expertise in exorcism? And is Dusan Tadic an anus addict? Find out in this weeks episode.

This week Joe and Dave gain insight upon the parting of ways between Alan Pardew and West Bromwich Albion, discover that God may use Baba’s penis to move a car, and Gigi Buffon loves crisps.

This week Dave and Joe are joined by Henry the Keyboard Warrior, and together they thusly discuss: the sinister story of the sausage suitcase stormed by savage salivating seagulls, fake news that will make you clammy, and post football porn academy.

This week Dave and Joe discuss Mike the Chicken and ‘Mad Mike’ the non-scientist, Greek guns and drugs in football, and Dave makes a bold/ridiculous prediction for the World Cup in Russia.

This week Joe and Dave are joined by No.1 Fan Dan to discuss things like: how to prove you are alive, what is the rudest number plate you can’t buy, and does the UFO convention have a janitor? Also Joe quizzes over us.

This week Joe and Dave discuss the validity of a self declared cyborg, where not to find penises in Iceland, and we ask: do seagulls have long memories and hold vendettas.

This week Joe and Dave do a Bond medley, Glenn Tamplin does Shakespeare, Japan does it straight from the nipple and Wanyama does lent.

This week Joseph and David discover that Google is murdering/manslaughtering magic, South Korean men love a bit o’ rouge, and as Victor Wanyama says – strangling with a dead leg = not a good day.

This week Joe and Dave discuss the appropriateness of Chinese funeral strippers, dildo dog toys, and Armenian Eddy’s time travel. Plus, porno Pennant, Costa Rica, and wizards.

Special 50th Episode! This week Dave and Joe are joined by some friends of the show, who discover that Iceland loves penises and puffins, and Mad Mike is still quite mad. Also no.1 fan Dan quizzes all over us.

This week Dave and Joe discuss how to get banned from every farm in the country, Russian locusts are trying to cause a global scandal and if you ever find yourself perhaps imprisoned in Peru, avoid the chilli sauce. Oh, and it’s a transfer special.

Are camel’s beautiful? Is there a roof ajar on Mars? Did Smithies drink piss? Is Boris Johnson related to a syphillitic mummified corpse? All this and more discussed in this episode.

This week Dave and Joe discuss the merits of being married to a spirit, how to prevent human fowling, and finally discover how Sean Dyche got his beautiful gravelly voice.

The night is red, the day is blue, do you need a 1, or do you need a 2? Round The Back is 40, and still very naughty, Joe is very tall, Dave is a bit of a shorty. (5’8″ – average.)

This week Severe Joe and His Audience do Michael Owen, Peadar posts present to Preston’s prize raffle, P.s all enquiries for Sugartits Ltd. please post to Bell End off Turkey Cock Lane.

This is the last episode of 2017, featuring: bastard of the year, Harry Kane of the year, not in my day of the year, World Cup of the year (2018), conspiracy of the year… podcast of the year?

Merry Christmas! This week we learn that Chris Packham is the authority on gull culls (the culling of gulls) and dinosaurs. Also, Jesus might not be who we thought he was (allegedly). Also featuring Father Krokus Christmas and Zanka Claus.