Chrissie, Sam & Browny

This week dragged on. Like, it went forever. But we had at last 18 LOLs, and that's a good rate when you consider Sam Pang is also on the show.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Browny reveals Sam’s bench press song; Eddie McGuire isn’t sure Sam’s a sports presenter; Campbell Brown breaks a jaw; we play Dead or Alive; you told us when you hurt yourselves; and Dr. James Haberfield tells us who would win in a fight; and Deano was an action hero. Oh, also Chrissie doubled down on Ivan and brought in another one!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adam Rozenbachs has a travel meltdown; Dale Thomas calls Browny out; you called with your horrible jokes; Andy from Survivor called in; Sam had some breaking news because Browny actually said something; and we played Who The Bloody Hell Was That?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn more than we ever have from a caller, a man called ‘Big’ from Reservoir; Ross from Survivor talks us through #anklegate (no one is calling it that, by the way); Rob Sitch tells us all about the new season of Utopia that’s kicking off on Wednesday August 21 on ABC; Tony Martin has heaps of voices; and you called with your tidbits!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re going to New York City! Browny and Deano hassled Soup Cans so much that the legends at Underworks Australia fronted up the cash to shut ‘em up and the big fella is heading off to run the NY Marathon! It was also a show full of surprise guests, with UK pop sensation Gabrielle (Dreams) calling in, and Ivan dancing his way into the studio! Jack Riewoldt wasn’t sure Chrissie picked the right date night; and Sandra Perrett sprinkled her husband’s ashes on the Gabba! Oh yeah, and Sam was dusty as hell.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave O’Neil co-hosts. We farewell our long-term tech Laurie, who is retiring today, by finally letting him go on air; Titus O’Reily wasn’t really listening; UFC fighter Robert Whittaker has a back up plan; Chrissie read ‘Your Say’; Dave from Survivor told us about lying with three kids; Monique talked ‘dog-c-word-gate’, and you called up with your questions for Ask Browny. Watch Browny read ‘You Have To F*cking Eat’ and thank us later.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We all took a LOLacopter to LOLapalooza this week, am I right, folks? No. No, have some self respect, Andrew. OK, sorry. Here's the cheat sheet.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicole Scherzinger has a crush on Browny’s voice, and isn’t really up for Lindsay Lohan’s TV judging credentials; Matt Agnew explains how he feels about being referred to as a ‘dog c-word’; we play Dead or Alive; Chrissie’s microwave is a TV theme; Browny can’t fit in Kylie’s car, and; we talk to Rob ‘Voltage’ Cross again!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Curtis Stone snuck in to make us breakfast; Hamish Blake took the darts chat next level; you called with your terrible jokes; Browny was worried for a man that couldn’t keep it down; we learned a whole heap from Chrissie’s appearance on The Project, and; we had a ‘Mummy Yes’ day!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You offered us your tidbits; Tony Martin dropped by; Ella Hooper went on tour; Ivan from Australia’s Got Talent is an onion; Browny read us a rude kids’ book; and Sam recapped the best bits of last night’s Have You Been Paying Attention?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We chat to #2 darts player in the world Rob ‘Voltage’ Cross, which prompted a listener poll calling for even more darts; Max Gawn promised he’ll be in for Mad Monday; Ash broke into the show with some breaking news about Sam & Browny’s golf issues; Chrissie went to Joel Creasey’s birthday party; Sam summed up the weekend, and you called in to play Vietnamese Millionaire.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peter Helliar co-hosts. Browny explains the ‘tribunral’ situation; we called Pete’s song for a footy pep talk; Titus O’Reily dropped by; we asked you how you hurt yourself when you were drunk; and the cheat sheet was a ripper!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was the darkest funny moment from this week's show? It all felt pretty dark, don't you think?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Body language expert Allan Pease sums Browny up in no time; Jesse & Mel from The Block give each other nick names; we played another cracking round of Dead Or Alive; Chrissie got a note from a neighbour, and Browny played a country song backwards.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jokes took a turn when the callers were asking to be cut off; Joel Creasey reacted to a gift from Chrissie; author / comedian Corey White told us his story; you suggested a topic ‘when have you had a sliding doors moment’ and we took your calls; Sam and Jack had issues, and; Browny picked his all-time favourite love songs!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We get too much information from Browny about his home life; you called us with your tidbits; Harley Breen teams up with Ding Dong; Tony Martin edits out the offensive stuff; Sam revealed what he couldn’t ask Lindsay Lohan; we played CSB Idol and Browny made it all up; and we wondered what’s a headline!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ross Noble takes In The Cage / Out Of The Cage next level, by introducing Steven Seagal to it; Denise Scott leaves Studio 10; Jack Riewoldt brought in his FOX Footy entourage; Chrissie and Browny Google their symptoms, and we had a ripper of a Monday!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave O’Neil co-hosts. Karl Stefanovic gets questioned; Sigrid Thornton is an icon and she’s definitely not Sigourney Weaver; we asked an expert if your Facebook is listening to you; the home viewer quiz was weird; Dave played Mr Melways; Titus O’Reily dropped by in his Jaguar drinking Scotch; and it’s Friday, so time for the cheat sheet!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Huge week, actually. Bachelors. Footballers. LOLs. The whole shebang, really.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We chat to the newest Bachelor, Dr Matt Agnew about everything space, aliens and ‘montage girls’; Olympia Valance drops by; you told us how you messed yourself up; Dr James Haberfield told us who would win in a fight; and Chrissie got a perfect score in this week’s Dead or Alive!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.