Chrissie, Sam & Browny

We all took a LOLacopter to LOLapalooza this week, am I right, folks? No. No, have some self respect, Andrew. OK, sorry. Here's the cheat sheet.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicole Scherzinger has a crush on Browny’s voice, and isn’t really up for Lindsay Lohan’s TV judging credentials; Matt Agnew explains how he feels about being referred to as a ‘dog c-word’; we play Dead or Alive; Chrissie’s microwave is a TV theme; Browny can’t fit in Kylie’s car, and; we talk to Rob ‘Voltage’ Cross again!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Curtis Stone snuck in to make us breakfast; Hamish Blake took the darts chat next level; you called with your terrible jokes; Browny was worried for a man that couldn’t keep it down; we learned a whole heap from Chrissie’s appearance on The Project, and; we had a ‘Mummy Yes’ day!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You offered us your tidbits; Tony Martin dropped by; Ella Hooper went on tour; Ivan from Australia’s Got Talent is an onion; Browny read us a rude kids’ book; and Sam recapped the best bits of last night’s Have You Been Paying Attention?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We chat to #2 darts player in the world Rob ‘Voltage’ Cross, which prompted a listener poll calling for even more darts; Max Gawn promised he’ll be in for Mad Monday; Ash broke into the show with some breaking news about Sam & Browny’s golf issues; Chrissie went to Joel Creasey’s birthday party; Sam summed up the weekend, and you called in to play Vietnamese Millionaire.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peter Helliar co-hosts. Browny explains the ‘tribunral’ situation; we called Pete’s song for a footy pep talk; Titus O’Reily dropped by; we asked you how you hurt yourself when you were drunk; and the cheat sheet was a ripper!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was the darkest funny moment from this week's show? It all felt pretty dark, don't you think?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Body language expert Allan Pease sums Browny up in no time; Jesse & Mel from The Block give each other nick names; we played another cracking round of Dead Or Alive; Chrissie got a note from a neighbour, and Browny played a country song backwards.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jokes took a turn when the callers were asking to be cut off; Joel Creasey reacted to a gift from Chrissie; author / comedian Corey White told us his story; you suggested a topic ‘when have you had a sliding doors moment’ and we took your calls; Sam and Jack had issues, and; Browny picked his all-time favourite love songs!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We get too much information from Browny about his home life; you called us with your tidbits; Harley Breen teams up with Ding Dong; Tony Martin edits out the offensive stuff; Sam revealed what he couldn’t ask Lindsay Lohan; we played CSB Idol and Browny made it all up; and we wondered what’s a headline!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ross Noble takes In The Cage / Out Of The Cage next level, by introducing Steven Seagal to it; Denise Scott leaves Studio 10; Jack Riewoldt brought in his FOX Footy entourage; Chrissie and Browny Google their symptoms, and we had a ripper of a Monday!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave O’Neil co-hosts. Karl Stefanovic gets questioned; Sigrid Thornton is an icon and she’s definitely not Sigourney Weaver; we asked an expert if your Facebook is listening to you; the home viewer quiz was weird; Dave played Mr Melways; Titus O’Reily dropped by in his Jaguar drinking Scotch; and it’s Friday, so time for the cheat sheet!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Huge week, actually. Bachelors. Footballers. LOLs. The whole shebang, really.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We chat to the newest Bachelor, Dr Matt Agnew about everything space, aliens and ‘montage girls’; Olympia Valance drops by; you told us how you messed yourself up; Dr James Haberfield told us who would win in a fight; and Chrissie got a perfect score in this week’s Dead or Alive!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We chat to Matt Agnew about the surprise twist ending that's definitely happening on this year's new series of The Bachelor Australia.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We talk to Aussie screen icon Bryan Brown about life as a Grandfather; author Nick De Semlyen tells us the stories behind his amazing book Wild And Crazy Guys; we played Who The Bloody Hell Was That; you called up with your terrible jokes; Olympian and Survivor’s most recently booted contestant Steven Bradbury calls in; and Browny airchecks Chrissie and Sam’s TV appearances from last night.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scott Cam! Ninja Warrior winner Charlie! Wentworth’s Kat Milosevic! Tony Martin! Bob’s Bob Murphy! Tidbits! Sam’s new game ‘Identi-cry’! Best show ever? Doubtful. Ripper show? We’ll be back tomorrow.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Max Gawn lets loose; Tom Gleisner brings Have You Been Paying Attention? back to radio, arguably where it belongs; Susie Maroney talks Survivor Australia; Robert ‘Dipper’ DiPierdomenico gets his gear off; AFL umpire Eleni Glouftsis got engaged; and we had the best time ever!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash Williams co-hosts. Ben Fordham and Ash clash over Ninja Warrior footage; Titus O’Reily takes heart medication; Deano sends Mini-Hitch into space; Browny offered us another Moon Fact; we celebrated Browny’s mark of the year 2002 and ask Jade Rawlings how it felt when it happened; the home viewer quiz was epic, and we wondered when you wet yourself!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So much singing! Jess Mauboy had us all singing! We had the best time! LOLs a plenty! So much more! Confused?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.