Chrissie, Sam & Browny

‘All is Fair’ dropped last night and the reviews are HARSH to say the least. So we decided to do the right thing and provide some worthy community PSAs for other things to avoid watching, first on Chrissie’s list is Netflix’s Monster series on the story behind Ed Gein and second on his list comes from her sister, don’t bother with the new Bruce Springsteen biopic. Plus, after a food court incident, we’re asking whether or not you talk to your food? (00:00) The Bday Gal is BACK (01:50) Mystic's got a Maree on her mind (05:30) Have you watched something recently and turned it off?   (11:15) Swan's Something Special (13:55) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (18:50) Chrissie's Quizzie  (22:18) Is it normal to speak to your food?  (31:00) Chrissie's Clickbait #2    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katy Perry has teased new music coming out on November 6 and we’re hoping she’s taking us back to the OG Katy Perry and bringing the bangers we love. Plus, Sydney Sweeney has commented on that American Eagle campaign, and oddly so has Donald Trump! (00:00) Has she got bolt-ons?  (00:45) Sydney Sweeney's spoken about that campaign  (02:20) That's Sir David Beckham to you! (03:50) Katy Perry is giving us more...do we want it?  (06:00) Jonathan Bailey is our 2025 Sexiest Man Alive        See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah Abo is sticking around in the hot seat and because its Tuesday (the worst day of the week in our opinion), we’re teaching her how we do things on The Chrissie Swan Show with Gratatuesday and asking two things she’s grateful for. Plus, we bring back the date of Crocs and whether or not they’re chic and effective or if they’re overrated and could be replaced with slides. (00:00) oh hey Sarah Abo! (01:45) Do you like turbulence?  (06:55) We're practising gratitude! (11:45) Swan's Something Special (14:15) Danika Mason vs Sarah: Morning Wars! (19:45) Chrissie's Quizzie (23:20) Crocks suck! Convince us otherwise (29:45) IMS - Do you know a male that needs to be diagnosed?              See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacob Elordi has clearly been missing all of Jack’s DMs because he’s got a new girlfriend, sorry Jack. Plus, Charlie Sheen’s Netflix documentary took us through a lot of his life and he’s opened up even more to reveal his extra curricular activities, we’ll just say that. (00:00) Diddy seems to be enjoying prison... (01:40) Lily Allen has only fans?   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s The Shortcut Queen’s Birthday, so we’ve given her the day off and got her and Jack’s Scorpio mate, Sarah Abo in the hot seat today! Jack & Sarah take us through their Super Bowl weekend, from the new Henne store opening to Oasis and then all the way through Derby day, we get the goss on what went down. (00:00) It's Chrissie's Bday, so we get a present, Sarah Abo! (02:10) Say Gday to Jack & Sarah! (06:00) The Weekend that was The Superbowl (for Jack & Sarah) (10:30) Chrissie's Something Special  (13:45) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (18:45) Chrissie's Quizzie (22:35) Stop however many of the Superbowl weekend, Oasis! (26:30) Donald's had a rough flight (32:10) Chrissie's Clickbait #2          See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack's task for the weekend is to watch 'Dead Poets Society' because it turns out he hasn't seen it! Why are we talking about? Well Ethan Hawke revealed that Robin Williams didn't exactly follow the rules on set! (00:00) Jack has never seen 'Dead Poet's Society' (01:00) Robin Williams didn't ask permission! (02:50) We're talking flossing (04:30) Andy Cohen sat down on Call Her Daddy    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With his new album, ‘All Night Days’ out and a tour of Down Under going on, we thought it would only be right to chat to Rob Thomas! We chatted nostalgia, what his secret to happiness is these days and perhaps the possibility of a cameo from another of Australia’s favourite Robs, Rob Mills! Plus, Chrissie’s giving an insight into her algorithm as she introduces us to Positively Cathy! (00:00 Chrissie could be in for a big weekend... (01:45) Say Gday - What's on for Halloween?  (04:55) Rock n Roll Legend, Rob Thomas is here! (18:50) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (24:30) Chrissie's Quizzie (28:50) Who is Positively Cathy?  (32:55) Chrissie's Correspondence  (37:00) Chrissie's Mum vs Minis  (39:00) Chrissie's Clickbait #2                See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whilst it's no surprise (because we all love it) that The White Lotus is getting a season 4, something that is a great surprise to us all is that the next instalment is set to be filmed and framed in Paris and the French Rivera.  (00:00) The White Lotus season 4 is coming, Oui Oui Edition! (01:45) Harry & Meghan got Booed (03:20) Yay, Katy a new idea! (05:08) Luigi Mangione says he's all good in jail, he's got Taylor & Charli XCX    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie has found out that a Queensland restaurant has been charging their patrons an extra fee for the privileged of chicken salt and she’s outraged, FURIOUS even. Plus it’s Thursday which not only is our favourite day of the week, but the day our spicy sweeping statements of the week are brought to light. (00:00) Brown is the colour of the moment, of 2025! (02:50) Chrissie is FURIOUS (05:15) Chrissie's self diagnosing herself...are you? (13:05) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (18:16) Chrissie's Quizzie (21:35) Swan's Sweeping Statements  (25:40) Chrissie's Clickbait #2          See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack’s haircut debacle from yesterday is still continuing, we’re living off Jack’s voice memo he sent to Producer Tom in the moment and it’s still funny, particularly the part where he described the smell ruminating from his new barber, so get ready to enjoy that throughout the show. Plus we’re feeling for the high schoolers today because it turns out that 9 schools taught their students the wrong type of history for their Ancient History exam GASP (00:00) Things are looking up for Jack! (01:55) Mystic is off today (07:15) Sussan Ley called out Albo, but we just love her voice. Whose voice do you love?  (16:25) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (21:00) Chrissie's Quizzie (26:15) They didn't learn about Julius Caesar...so Chrissie teaches us a history lesson (33:40) Chrissie's Mum vs Minis (36:36) Chrissie's Clickbait #2            See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Robert Irwin allegedly has a new girlfriend from within the DWTS community and she’s 19, which reminded us how young Bob is…21! Plus, Bieber reckons that even thinking about a woman is cheating…that’s gonna cut a lot of us out! (00:00) Biebs has got a different view on cheating (02:20) What's a demi-sexual? (03:20) Robert Irwin has a new fling? Does Terri know? (05:50) Well SOMBR that didn't go to plan   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

George Clooney has been asked about his affiliation and relationship to Ghislaine Maxwell after a recent expose reveals they may have had an encounter after all. Plus, we go through the haps overnight including VogueWorld and Love Island Aus is BACK! (00:00) George is not happy (02:05) Patti swan said what about Prince Andrew (03:30) Love Island Australia is Back and it's GREAT BrainrotSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After months of waiting (and reminders from Chrissie’s countdown, Chrissie’s cookbook, The Shortcut Queen is finally out for us all to purchase and have in our hot little hands, as well as the 80 recipes she’s pulled together for us all to enjoy. Get yours from all the good (and bad ;)) bookstores now. Plus, The Golden Bachelor and Love Island Australia have given us some absolute nuggets overnight and we MUST unpack them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seven years after her latest album was released, Lily Allen’s new album ‘West End Girl’ has been released and whilst it may have been written in 10 days, it ain’t holding back! Plus, Chrissie admits she was wrong after Katy Perry hard launched her new beau who she said a few weeks back was just a hoax…turns out Jack had it right. (00:00) Chrissie was wrong, Katy & Justin have HARD launched their romance  (03:15) Microsoft Teams is about to get...creepy  (05:40) All about Lily Allen!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A snuggly pic has been shared of Justin and his wife Hailey Bieber alongside her Kendall Jenner, cementing herself as the ultimate third wheel! Jack and Chrissie are all about being the third wheel, because it’s just like the supplementary numbers in Oz Lotto, you come in at the end and you leave at the start, just the way we like it! Plus, Pedro Pascal allegedly turned down People’s 2025 Sexiest Man Alive , which got us thinking who else should get the top job? (00:00) Chrissie's made some cupcakes... (02:30) What was the name of the kid who had the better lunch at school?  (07:25) Are you always the Third Wheel like Kendall Jenner?  (15:15) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (22:15) Chrissie's Quizzie  (28:05) Pedro Pascal said no, so who should be People's 2025 Sexiest Man Alive?  (36:20) Chrissie's Mum vs Minis (39:10) Chrissie's Clickbait #2            See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate Reid, A.K.A Aerospace engineer, A.K.A Entrepreneur owner of the most perfect croissants courtesy of Lune joins us in studio to talk about her trajectory from desperately wanting to work and be apart of the F1 world, to being the reason for many pastry hungry lines across the country. Plus, we find out what her memoir, Destination Moon has instore for us all.  (00:00) A Patisserie superstar, Kate Reid is in our midst! (02:30) How do you go from F1 to Croissants?  (04:45) What's the right way to eat a Croissant?  (07:45) What's Ms Lune's go-to Croissant? (11:05) 'Destination Moon' - What can we expect?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We found out last week that when producer Tom was talking about onion rings, he was saying ‘ung-yin’ instead of ‘uh-nyn’, so naturally Chrissie and Jack had to call him out, but is it wrong to call people out on their mispronunciations of words or should we be letting them go along with their days? Plus, Miss Lune, Kate Reid drops by to tell us all exactly how we should be eating a croissant and what the next menu item from Lune we must order immediately is! (00:00) We're on the precipice of the weekend!  (03:00) Say Gday, with your best OP Shop find?  (08:35) Should you correct someone who mispronounces their words?  (17:20) Chrissie's Flex or Flop?  (20:45) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (25:40) Chrissie's Quizzie  (30:55) The woman behind the life changing Lune croissants, Kate Reid! (37:00) We're still on it, Alan says we can't call people out (42:20) Chrissie's Clickbait #2          See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yes, it’s a big call we know, but with Season 7 of ‘The Kardashians’ premiering for us in Australia last night, we’re so excited already for what’s to come. Jack took Chrissie through his favourite moments to see if we can get Chrissie over the line in watching it…finally!! (00:00) Chrissie's gone too far... (03:15) Peg might be ready for 'The Kardashians'  (05:05) Kim's idea of co-parents with Kanye  (06:06) Kourtney made a V important fashion discovery    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jelly Roll is the man of the moment (at the moment) and he's opened up about how cheating on his wife, made them a better couple. Plus, Chrissie and Jack commit to watch the Victoria Beckham doco (or at least one ep) over the weekend after she's appeared on the 'Call Her Daddy' podcast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the best in the bizz, Dakota Johnson has revealed her major red flag...men wearing flip flops. Chrissie said hers is adults who play video games, whilst Jack's is when people love their dog too much...what's yours? Plus, it's sweeping statement time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.