Star Wars Loose Canon

5 year anniversary of Loose Canon. The boys tell you who's to blame for this dumb podcast. Watch us live on YouTube, subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTsXFZGrBqjHQ05dFv6RRIQ Support Us! Patreon: give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a *NEW* Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual episode!  Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo, F1NG3RS and Santa Kilmagik from Richmond, VA). Check them out on Facebook and Soundcloud Contact starwarsloosecanon.com info@starwarsloosecanon.com Twitter Facebook Instagram  

We're sending Nick to Star Wars camp! Listen in for tips we've gathered throughout Star Wars internet. Special guest contributions from Storm Duper and Teeb Ront'r of Faking Star Wars Radio and Allen Voivod of Star Wars 7x7. Watch us live on YouTube, subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTsXFZGrBqjHQ05dFv6RRIQ Other Sources Mentioned Faking Star Wars Radio Star Wars 7x7 Star Wars Minute Steele Wars Star Wars Explained Con Advice Video Support Us! Patreon: give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a *NEW* Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual episode!  Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo, F1NG3RS and Santa Kilmagik from Richmond, VA). Check them out on Facebook and Soundcloud Contact starwarsloosecanon.com info@starwarsloosecanon.com Twitter Facebook Instagram  

When Lucasfilm's creature shop was firing on all creative cylinders, we got some cool aliens sitting neatly in a circle discussing rational topics. In this episode we dive into some of our favorites. Send us your convention tips! Nick is attending Star Wars Celebration in Chicago in 2019, and we're looking for your tips for surviving his first convention. Send your audio or text to info@starwarsloosecanon.com and we'll air the best ones right before SWCC in April 2019. Watch us live on YouTube, subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTsXFZGrBqjHQ05dFv6RRIQ Support Us! Patreon: give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a *NEW* Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual episode!  Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo, F1NG3RS and Santa Kilmagik from Richmond, VA). Check them out

Life in the galaxy is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short. And the holidays are no exception! Send us your convention tips! Nick is attending Star Wars Celebration in Chicago in 2019, and we're looking for your tips for surviving his first convention. Send your audio or text to info@starwarsloosecanon.com and we'll air the best ones right before SWCC in April 2019. Watch us live on YouTube, subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTsXFZGrBqjHQ05dFv6RRIQ Support Us! Patreon: give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a *NEW* Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual episode!  Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo, F1NG3RS and Santa Kilmagik from Richmond, VA). Check them out on Facebook and Soundcloud Contact starwarsloosecanon.com info@starwarsloosecanon.com Twitter Face

Let's talk about everyone's favorite mucousy, non-expressive pig lizards. Send us your convention tips! Nick is attending Star Wars Celebration in Chicago in 2019, and we're looking for your tips for surviving his first convention. Send your audio or text to info@starwarsloosecanon.com and we'll air the best ones right before SWCC in April 2019. Watch us live on YouTube, subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTsXFZGrBqjHQ05dFv6RRIQ Support Us! Patreon: give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual episode!  Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo, F1NG3RS and Santa Kilmagik from Richmond, VA). Check them out on Facebook and Soundcloud Contact starwarsloosecanon.com info@starwarsloosecanon.com Twitter Facebook Instagram  

  In Star Wars, is space a vacuum? Asking for a friend. Support Us! Patreon: give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual episode!  Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo, F1NG3RS and Santa Kilmagik from Richmond, VA). Check them out on Facebook and Soundcloud Contact starwarsloosecanon.com info@starwarsloosecanon.com Twitter Facebook Instagram  

This one is about drugs, people. Buckle up. Support Us! Patreon: give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual episode!  Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo, F1NG3RS and Santa Kilmagik from Richmond, VA). Check them out on Facebook and Soundcloud Contact starwarsloosecanon.com info@starwarsloosecanon.com Twitter Facebook Instagram  

Hold your tongue with your thumb and forefinger and say "I was born on a smuggler's ship."  Today we explore what living on a ship might have been like in Star Wars.  Support Us! Patreon: give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual episode!  Links Amazon link to every Star Wars Incredible Cross-Section Jason Fry defends putting the galley on the Millennium Falcon Life support on droid ships Loose Canon Holiday Special Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo, F1NG3RS and Santa Kilmagik from Richmond, VA). Check them out on Facebook and Soundcloud Contact starwarsloosecanon.com info@starwarsloosecanon.com Twitter Facebook Instagram  

DON'T WORRY, CANONBALLS, WE BLEEPED ALL THE BAD ONES. Herein we explore how Star Wars uses curse words and the stand-ins used for the real bad ones.  Support Us! Patreon: give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual episode! Sponsor - Winc Use promo code LOOSECANON to get $22 off 4 Bottles of Wine + Complimentary Shipping - Tap here Links Watch us live on Twitch now Learn How to Curse in the Star Wars Universe Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo, F1NG3RS and Santa Kilmagik from Richmond, VA). Check them out on Facebook and Soundcloud Contact starwarsloosecanon.com info@starwarsloosecanon.com Twitter Facebook Instagram  

Sometimes an artist has the great idea to marry the ferocity of a bear with the elegance of a potato, and – suddenly – you have the Rancor, a creature that was only a few clicks of empathy away from being regarded the same as Wookiees. Support Us! Patreon: give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual episode! Sponsor - Winc Use promo code LOOSECANON to get $22 off 4 Bottles of Wine + Complimentary Shipping - Tap here Links Watch us live on Twitch now Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo, F1NG3RS and Santa Kilmagik from Richmond, VA). Check them out on Facebook and Soundcloud Contact starwarsloosecanon.com info@starwarsloosecanon.com Twitter Facebook Instagram  

Stuff about where they put stuff. Bonus: MEATLUMPS. Support Us! Patreon: give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual episode! Sponsor - Winc Use promo code LOOSECANON to get $22 off 4 Bottles of Wine + Complimentary Shipping - Tap here Links NEW! We stream on Twitch now What If We're Wrong - Chuck Klosterman Star Wars From a Certain Point of View What if the prequels were good (Naboo should have been Alderaan) Credits   Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo, F1NG3RS and Santa Kilmagik from Richmond, VA). Check them out on Facebook and Soundcloud Contact starwarsloosecanon.com info@starwarsloosecanon.com Twitter Facebook Instagram  

Nick and Patrick wax nostalgic about growing up during the “dark times” of Star Wars… just kidding, this episode is mostly about Taco Bell. Support Us! Patreon: give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual episode! Sponsor - Winc Use promo code LOOSECANON to get $22 off 4 Bottles of Wine + Complimentary Shipping - Tap here Links NEW! We stream on Twitch now Phantom Menace Pepsi machine still in service Credits   Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo, F1NG3RS and Santa Kilmagik from Richmond, VA). Check them out on Facebook and Soundcloud Contact starwarsloosecanon.com info@starwarsloosecanon.com Twitter Facebook Instagram  

[clickbait] Rian Johnson is a bully? [/clickbait]   Support Us! Patreon: give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual episode! Links NEW! We stream on Twitch now Red Letter Media Plinkett Reviews Ryan's ToyReview Film Joy Doctor Aphra Rian Johnson can't even talk about baseball Urban Dictionary: Rian Johnson He can't talk about other movies today Fuck you satan George Lucas just liked Moraband better Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo, F1NG3RS and Santa Kilmagik from Richmond, VA). Check them out on Facebook and Soundcloud Contact starwarsloosecanon.com info@starwarsloosecanon.com Twitter Facebook Instagram  

Something is wrong with Star Wars internet in 2018 and Loose Canon is here to probably make it worse. And sure, we’ll talk about Solo too.   Links NEW! YouTube Channel Sponsors Fandango: Use our Fandango link to purchase your next round of [whatever] tickets. It doesn't cost you extra and it supports the show! ThinkGeek Product Review - Star Wars Darth Vader Briefcase Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo, F1NG3RS and Santa Kilmagik from Richmond, VA). Check them out on Facebook and Soundcloud Contact starwarsloosecanon.com info@starwarsloosecanon.com Twitter Facebook Instagram  

“The real superweapon is families falling apart” – Patrick Links NEW! YouTube Channel Friends of the Show: HiFi Critics Sponsors Fandango: Use our Fandango link to purchase your next round of [whatever] tickets. It doesn't cost you extra and it supports the show! ThinkGeek: Product Review - Star Wars Pinache Spatulas Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo, F1NG3RS and Santa Kilmagik from Richmond, VA). Check them out on Facebook and Soundcloud Contact starwarsloosecanon.com info@starwarsloosecanon.com Twitter Facebook Instagram  

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The Last Jedi. You loved it, you hated it, we waited 3 months to talk about it. We call that a win. Links Choice-supportive bias How politics makes us stupid (fight or flight reference) Expanded version of The Last Jedi novelization Riansplaining More Riansplaining Sponsors Fandango: Use our Fandango link to purchase your next round of [whatever] tickets. It doesn't cost you extra and it supports the show! ThinkGeek: Product Review - Star Wars R2D2 Coffee Press Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo, F1NG3RS and Santa Kilmagik from Richmond, VA). Check them out on Facebook and Soundcloud Contact starwarsloosecanon.com info@starwarsloosecanon.com Twitter Facebook  

  Links How much ya bench? Star Wars names that have come in and out of fashion Sponsors Fandango: Use our Fandango link to purchase your next round The Last Jedi tickets. It doesn't cost you extra and it supports the show! ThinkGeek: Product Review - Star Wars Empire Self-Stirring Mug. Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo, F1NG3RS and Santa Kilmagik from Richmond, VA). Check them out on Facebook and Soundcloud Contact starwarsloosecanon.com info@starwarsloosecanon.com Twitter Facebook  

It's clear that Star Wars has a much better version of Google Hangouts than we do. In this one, we deep dive into communications and means of data transfer, especially the kind that occurs in Rogue One. Alternative show title: The Benefits of Using Mon Calamari Zip Drives   ***Use our link to buy The Last Jedi tickets today***  www.starwarsloosecanon.com/TLJ   Links Ewok Shofar Did Patrick actually say Fart Vader? XKCD What-If infographic about moving large amounts of data Dumb, now out-of-date headphone jack meme     Show Sponsor: ThinkGeek Check out the Han Towel here: www.starwarsloosecanon.com/hantowel    Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by Kenobi Style. Check them out on Facebook and Soundcloud   Contact starwarsloosecanon.com info@starwarsloosecanon.com @StarWarsLC www.facebook.com/starwarsloosecanon  

The galaxy isn't entirely made up of lightsaber fights and cut-and-dried good and evil. In this episode, we get our lawyer friend and muse Joe Terrenzio on retainer. He applies his legal expertise to the galaxy and prepares for our eventual lawsuit with Lucasfilm and the Church of Scientology. Not necessarily in that order.   Support our show by picking up power converters at our tosche station: ThinkGeek: http://bit.ly/loosecanon Amazon: http://amzn.to/2j4frdk   Reach us at: http://www.starwarsloosecanon.com 773-669-5091 info@starwarsloosecanon.com http://www.twitter.com/StarWarsLC http://www.facebook.com/starwarsloosecanon   Theme song by Charles Laurita: http://www.charleslaurita.com