Slaughterhouse Princess

Paradoxically, this movie is exactly what it sounds like and not at all what you were thinking at the same time.

We're back to our regularly scheduled programming with some kind of rom com slasher comedy hybrid.  Is this a good mashup like Reese's cups or a bad one Nuts and Gum? 

Ani-May is over, finally.  What better way to celebrate than with the Applebee's of anime, Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland!

Today we’re talking about “Erased.” Or, as I like to call it, “How to Solve a Murder by Failing Fifth Grade Twice.”

Just between whoever reads this and me, I wish I had a giant ass teddy bear mask helmet thing, just for fun.

This week, we watched Darkside Blues, a dystopian cyberpunk anime from 1994 that asks the important question: "What if a gothic vampire wizard man saved the revolutionaries from a corporate dystopia?"

Middle school in Japan sure seems like a hell of a place.  Like the US but with less guns and more vengeful spirits.  Same amount of death, though.

So, in case you were wondering there isn't a problem with the recording it's just AI being bad at what it does.

If this movie was any more Canadian It would tell you to give your balls a tug while taking a shot of Gus N Bru.

In an unprecedented move, Ani-May has broken the confines of May and spilled into June.  So welcome to Ultra Mega Ani-May Repeater Pulse I suppose?

We can assure you that the title means practically nothing aside from Grimgar is the place they are.

While it is true that they are hunting the elves in question they are not, in fact, going to kill them.  Although it might be a more considerate fate than what is in store.

Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

You would think this was about a large fish and not the story of small town corruption, but you'd be wrong.

No matter how much he cries, or how much he begs, never, never let him call it John Carpenter's Vampires instead of Vampires.

They should really think about making a sequel to this staring a former sitcom star.

This is the worst Gladys Knight & the Pips documentary I've ever seen.

As if you needed another reason to not go into Hugh Grant's house.

Taekwon / taekwon / Taekwon / taekwon / Taekwon / taekwon / Taekwondo                                                                      - Dragon Sound "Against the Ninja"

The most unbelievable thing that happened in this movie was that there was a functioning small town radio station.