Slaughterhouse Princess

Don't let the movie poster fool you, they are closer to zombies for the most part.

I'm no herpetologist, but I don't think that's how you contaminate a snake or ship it to Hawaii.

Yet another reason why I'm not going to Germany any time soon.

Honestly, we just watched this because Hot Doggy Charlie was a production assistant. And Goldust.

I like the part where the scumbag jerks get what's coming to them and also it's Christmas.

Finally the Horse's two favorite things, child actors and ballet together at last.

I'm starting to think that there might be some things the Catholic church might need to workout with its priests.

Only thing I got when I ate Chap Stick was sick, I'm starting to think this might be a work of fiction.

This film is famous for being the debut of Tupac Shakur and nothing else

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and then you have Lisa Frankenstein, Lisa Frankenstein.

No matter what you might think because of the name, this isn't about snowboarding bank robbers.  You know a Point Break kind of situation.

We might have said some spoiler things in this one so maybe watch it first if you care about things like that.  The "jokes" will be still waiting for you afterwards.

It's been a while but we take a look at a period piece this week.  We'll let you guess which one.

It's that time again where we take a trip to Dismember The Alamo to see what four movies they have in store and let you know what we think.

It's another Melissa McCarthy movie this week in the sense that she is in it for about 2 minutes.  That counts, right?

Welcome to Melissa McCarthy weeks, as voted on by our Patrons.  We start with a spy thriller/comedy about spies.  Seems like you could've figured that out without us saying anything.

We managed to convince Matt of Horrorshow Hot Dog fame to stop by this week with another Tubi certified classic.

Why are mermaids always people on top and fish on the bottom instead of the other way around?  Seems like a missed opportunity for a horror movie based on them.

We're a bit mixed on this weeks film.  Place your bets now on which one of us feels what way about this movie by shouting into the night sky.  We'll hear you, don't worry.

This one is somehow exactly what you'd think it is and not at all what you'd think it is at the same time.  A real Schrodinger's movie.