Slaughterhouse Princess

Get ready to scream like banshees this week as we explore the proper way to get ready for your upcoming formal dance.

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Danxig made a movie. We sat through it. We're all sorry.

Grab some opossum rinds and get ready for the best reason to avoid trailer parks at night since the last reason you had to do so.

We finish up the Prophecy franchise with the final chapter.  Does it stick the landing or was it a case of trying to ice skate uphill?  Whatever happens, at least Tony Todd was there.

It's the first of the last Prophecy movies this week featuring not Benedict Cumberbatch, the girl from Sliders, and the Romanian countryside.

We reach the halfway point in our Prophecy movie marathon and the end of Christopher Walken being in them.  It looks like it's all downhill from here.

The second installment of the Prophecy series gives us more violent angel hallucinations, mid tier celebrities, and the addition of half-angel babies.  Will the second one convert you or will it keep you as a non-believer?

It's all Prophecy all the time this month as we take a look at all of the Prophecy movies.  Are we off to a good start, or is it a bad omen for the rest of the month.

If you thought that there weren't enough scenes of people asking for directions in the last few movies we watched, then do we have good news for you.

This was directed by Takashi Miike who also directed Yakuza Apocalypse and Audition.  This movie sure isn't either of those.

The original title of this movie was The Return of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.  We just wanted everyone to know that.

What if Superman was bad might not sound like a horror movie, but rest assured it gets pretty wild when it wants.

Pig: I'm a sea pig...

To the surprise of no one, Hotlanta picked out this week's film which is in his favorite sub-genre: murder kids and/or kids getting murdered.  Although to be fair, he prefers to watch children do the murdering

We take a look at a movie where everyone can only express themselves through song.  Also something about a barber, murders, and pie, but mostly the singing thing.

This week we take a moment to reflect on whether we could see ourselves acting the same way if we were in that situation.

We take a look at two episodes of Masters of Horror, Imprint and Fair Haired Child, instead of one movie.  It should double our chances for something good or something bad, so nothing really changed I guess.

We take a look at  movie that's based on a YouTube series called Marble Hornets all about The Operator, who is not Slenderman. Although they do go to the same tailor.

As Anime August draws to a close, we take time to look at a thoughtful rumination on the transient nature of humanity.  Just kidding, it's all punching brains out of heads and bondage monsters.