Slaughterhouse Princess

It's time for a film from Dario Argento because there's always room for giallo.

Props to everyone involved with making a this movie entirely based around the fact someone found a carousel unicorn at a yard sale.

You wouldn't think that doing field research for anthropology thesis papers would be such a dangerous way to spend a week, but you'd be wrong.

Finally a movie that isn't afraid to do what we all want to do, not have to see Shia LeBeouf for most of a movie he's in. 

Might want to make sure you listen to this one after the kids go to bed as we present Slaughterhouse Princess after dark.

Bet you never thought a movie called Dude Bro Party Massacre III would bring up complicated feelings about, well, anything but here we are.

Shine up your Soul Pearls and get your cucumbers ready as we learn all about the Kappa.  Also something about nukes and giant monsters.

Get ready for the enthralling adventures of Kirkland's Best Lara Croft and her ragtag band of misfits as they raid some sort of tomb.

Thanks to this movie we finally have a going rate for breaking into your neighbor's house and dropping a deuce on the floor.

Protip: If you see a mystery rope in the basement of your Airbnb, maybe leave it alone.

We check off one more film on the Stuart Gordon list as we take a look at Dolls.  It's about Dolls, among other things.

We finish up Cyberpunk non-consecutive 4 week period with Total Recall. No, not that one, the other one.

Troy and Chris met up in the real world to go to Dismember the Alamo to watch four horror movies.  What were their thoughts?  Let's find out!

Put on your sunglasses, change up your haircut, and head to your local abandoned industrial complex as the war starts between the humans and robots. Or cyborgs, possibly androids.

It's the year 1999 and you can now download experiences into your brain that are just the same as the real thing.  Surely this won't lead to any unforeseen issues. 

Fire up your eyephone and double your wet-wired brain capacity to get ready for some Keanu Reeves. And Dolph Lundgren. And Henry Rollins. And Ice-T. And non-vampire Udo Kier.

We take a look at a feature length film this week that IMDB is trying to convince us is a TV episode.  Not today IMDB, not today.

Welcome to the world of adult babysitting, which is assisting an adult who needs supervision, no matter what the phrase adult babysitting might sound like.

It's got Warwick Davis in it and he plays Plates, a guy who throws plates at people. 10/10

We take a look at the 1980s classic The Monster Squad, not to be confused with Monster Squad, which was a TV show from the 1970s. Also, Horselanta has nards!