Comedy Parenting Radio

What do whoopie cushions, ski school, and flies have in common? Will Boogerbreath ever get what he deserves? Why can't ski instructors roast marshmallows anymore? Find out the answers to these and other questions this week on Comedy Parenting Radio! (Except for the marshmallow question. We still don't know why you can't roast marshmallows in ski school...)-----photo credit: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TFBFHx0gM8k/TNjgjfGJ7zI/AAAAAAAAF1A/AOGn2p673mA/s1600/rr12.jpg

How do you roll pirates, Starbucks, and anteaters all into one episode? Only Comedy Parenting Radio could pull this one off...It's radio theater at its finest... or weirdest.------photo credit: http://www.freakingnews.com/If-Pirates-Ruled-Pictures--4273.asp

Maybe we're getting cabin fever, but everybody thought it seemed like a good idea to roast each other on this week's show. Now you will know our quirks, weird habits, and family secrets. Oh brother. That really wasn't very true what they said about me...--------photo credit: http://the-toast.net/2016/06/28/annotating-dean-martins-gentle-on-my-mind/

How cold is it in Colorado? The Comedy Parenting Radio gang takes you on a tour in the Colorado high country when it's somewhere between nippy and brutally cold. Better put on another pair of gloves...------- photo credit: https://static1.squarespace.com/static/569677f6a2bab833442fbd80/56bb630201dbae69842ea4dc/56ce15c4554f01c34abfc4c2/1456346574829/

Animal lover Christina rescues her neighbors' animals and discusses how to get a lizard to trust you (Huh?). Wait 'till you see what she can do with a window ice scraper! This fast-paced episode will leave you cheering.------ photo credit: http://img.xcitefun.net/users/2010/03/151155,xcitefun-lizard-man-03.jpg

Davy returns for a redoux that is every bit as hilarious as his episode "Roadkill Roundup." Coloradans have difficulties with tire chains just as much as out-of-state visitors... sometimes worse. It's hilarity in the High Country with Comedy Parenting Radio!------photo credit: http://c1552172.r72.cf0.rackcdn.com/135245_x600.jpg

There's no secret to it- guys don't know how to wrap gifts. For that matter, they don't even know how to give gifts. Join Comedy Parenting Radio in a tribute to the foibles of men buying and wrapping presents. (Disclaimer: no scissors were mishandled during the production of this show.)

Sit down in your salon chair and laugh with Jerry and the guys as they describe some of their worst haircuts. It's hair mania, Comedy Parenting Radio style!------photo credit:https://www.google.com/search?q=images+bad+haircuts&rlz=1C1PRFB_enUS629US652&espv=2&biw=1440&bih=794&tbm=isch&imgil=j38wt-dozPmVWM%253A%253BzShS7e7uV7YnnM%253Bhttps%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.pinterest.com%25252Fpin%25252F261208847112278310%25252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=j38wt-dozPmVWM%253A%252CzShS7e7uV7YnnM%252C_&usg=__oFGM_p9HDP0PGMP6FSipKOEbn0I%3D&ved=0ahUKEwiosdr0iO3QAhUhqFQKHYLVDUkQyjcIOQ&ei=H8NNWOilG6HQ0gKCq7fIBA#imgrc=Fu1vh72oF_DSMM%3A

Baby it's cold outside. Come to think of it, it's cold inside, too. Jerry and the cast of Comedy Parenting Radio are just trying to survive the drafty windows, wild snowmobile rides, and septic tank. Plus... our exclusive Comedy Parenting Radio panel analysis of the Presidential election. Hmmm.... it's just what you'd expect from the show that brought you "5000 Year Old Recording."------photo credit" https://www.google.com/search?q=freezing+cold+indoors&tbm=isch&tbs=rimg:CRcj9cUQyr8kIjgeskCW7C6djppR9s4v5hhouKXc4-4vW4jPwAhkLbM_1iltSuLKIUeZHkOiHgZ5bNpKxYY1eRwb3YSoSCR6yQJbsLp2OEcKbKP3NroZDKhIJmlH2zi_1mGGgRanfnlh7ASjEqEgm4pdzj7i9biBE6rqW6KC6ouyoSCc_1ACGQtsz-KEfcDkPii3x2jKhIJW1K4sohR5kcRAuvlTzUdguoqEgmQ6IeBnls2khGf8LzgeDTtKSoSCbFhjV5HBvdhEUzPkWWJMm5S&tbo=u#tbm=isch&q=frozen+people&imgrc=tgyCOLLCD4iIfM%3A

Ever swam through six feet of snow with a chainsaw and a Christmas tree? How about sledding down a mountain on a toboggan at night with two kids and a Christmas tree? Hold onto your seats, it's Comedy Parenting Radio running loose in the mountains!------photo credit: https://www.google.com/search?q=christmas+tree+images+ernest+p+wohrl&rlz=1C1PRFB_enUS629US696&espv=2&biw=1440&bih=794&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjX8o7s7MnQAhUoj1QKHaL3C8QQ_AUIBygC#tbm=isch&q=ernest+saves+christmas&imgrc=cuT26mIu5MoD6M%3A

Darth Vader, explosions, tomatoes, and shower curtain rings are just a small part of the amazing kickoff show of Comedy Parenting Radio. We dusted this one off after our agent said "You'll never win any awards if you don't have an inaugural show. As a matter of fact, you'll never win any awards no matter what you do."

Will Jerry get bit by spiders? Who fell asleep during the game? How painful are the coveralls? Find out the answer to one of these questions this week on Comedy Parenting Radio!-----photo credit: https://www.google.com/search?q=images+of+hide+and+seek+game&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwic4oeg36bQAhWFilQKHfUuBnoQsAQIHA&biw=1440&bih=731#imgrc=mG7XVDbXZLAcXM%3A

Jack and Emma went up the hill, to fetch a few frozen snowguns. Emma couldn't stop her snowmobile, the hoses wrapped around the track, and the rest is on Comedy Parenting Radio...------photo credit: https://www.google.com/search?q=snowmaking+equipment&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=700&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjdkOrW75TQAhXHg1QKHWktBwcQ_AUICCgD#tbm=isch&q=snowmobile+wrecks&imgrc=PVDz88735gvnXM%3A

We weren't sure where this show would take us, but it turns out that bad music is in the eye of the beholder. Don't miss "Mike the Headless Chicken," and a few other choice pieces...------photo credit: https://www.google.com/search?q=photos+of+lousy+music&rlz=1C1PRFB_enUS631US631&tbm=isch&imgil=MvfpWvWsywfkBM%253A%253BT1xL_4J5fLH7aM%253Bhttps%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.frictionalgames.com%25252Fforum%25252Fthread-21092.html&source=iu&pf=m&fir=MvfpWvWsywfkBM%253A%252CT1xL_4J5fLH7aM%252C_&usg=__UWejRYJ_93SXOM1J4IW16UWjABk%3D&biw=1440&bih=794&ved=0ahUKEwj69IzKtYPQAhWGhVQKHYvJCicQyjcINw&ei=4V4WWLqAGoaL0gKLk6u4Ag#tbm=isch&q=fingernails+on+chalkboard&imgrc=3vkBnpggBKhC7M%3A

Jerry and the Comedy Parenting Radio gang take you on a head-bonking, out-of-control-skier, tour of beginner ski lessons. It may be worse than you can imagine it...

South Africa and Amarillo Texas. What two cultures could be further apart? Join Comedy Parenting Radio as we talk with Carlos and Bronwyn about life, love, and the lost ring of the hippo netherworld this week on South Africa Yeehaw!-----photo credit: https://www.google.com/search?site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1440&bih=794&q=hippopotamus&oq=hippo&gs_l=img.1.1.0l10.1911.3207.0.5800.5.5.0.0.0.0.50.231.5.5.0....0...1ac.1.64.img..0.5.230.SwAhLBXyEgc#imgrc=CDMr2n8rfokjSM%3A

Nobody enjoys broken toys more than the Begly kids. That's because everything we get breaks. Blame it on the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics if you must. I think we're just really really hard on our equipment... even our skis. Of course there is that animal...-----photo credit: https://www.google.com/search?site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1440&bih=794&q=broken+toy&oq=broken+toy&gs_l=img.1.0.0l10.2424.4844.0.10458.10.9.0.1.1.0.81.547.9.9.0....0...1ac.1.64.img..0.10.549.aGNrf5mcchU#tbm=isch&q=broken+skis&imgrc=BokeTqqFgXgyOM%3A

Better listen to this show with your walking shoes on. Automobile breakdowns are the norm for Jerry and the gang. Some of these places you really don't want your car to stop...-----photo credit: https://www.google.com/search?site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1440&bih=732&q=car+breakdown&oq=car+brea&gs_l=img.1.1.0l10.2698.5033.0.7817.8.8.0.0.0.0.196.636.6j2.8.0....0...1ac.1.64.img..0.8.629.rmhotcFGfWY#tbm=isch&q=pictures+of+broken+cars&imgrc=a3ajPmwN5l1DGM%3A

The Comedy Parenting Radio gang samples several amusement parks. What happens to Jerry in the tunnel? Who passed out on the Great White? Which ride will Jerry never do again? Pull your lap bar down tight for the crazy rides this week on Comedy Parenting Radio!

Why is that refrigerator rolling across the porch? Can you do that with a bed sheet? Will Jerry's guest survive the parachute disaster? Find out this week on Comedy Parenting Radio!----- photo credit: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FQbTg7xf.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fphotoshopbattles%2Fcomments%2F22ki1x%2Fwindy_day_on_the_beach%2F&docid=mpAOFkmSpW15eM&tbnid=cCeEclLTXN77WM%3A&w=800&h=548&bih=712&biw=1176&ved=0ahUKEwiV9_7qqY3PAhXm24MKHapKCFw4rAIQMwgdKBswGw&iact=mrc&uact=8