Comedy Parenting Radio

Sparks on your punctured gas tank. Windshield cracks that look like a map of the Grand Canyon. Launch into the river or hit the rock? It's all real. It's Colorado driving. It's here on Comedy Parenting Radio this week.------photo credit: https://www.recordcourier.com/news/local/two-lanes-of-highway-50-near-cave-rock-open/

Megahurts Car Rental only has one car left for the Comedy Parenting Radio cast; a driverless car. You'll laugh all the way to wherever you're going when you ride along with the intrepid crew as they're held prisoner in the world's first orange, hydrogen-powered, driverless automobile, and whisked across the USA!------photo credit: https://www.curbed.com/2017/3/10/14876418/autonomous-vehicle-self-driving-volkswagen-sedric

Green lobsters, TSA, mosquito bites, and bad Russian accents. It's St. Patrick's Day as only Comedy Parenting Radio can celebrate it.------photo credit: www.squareball.com

Spring cleaning is the only thing we hate about springtime. Then again, there are all kinds of surprises and delights. Try not to be surprised by anything you hear on the show.------photo credit: http://themetapicture.com/what-an-amazing-father-and-the-dad-of-the-year-award-goes-to/

15 minute comedy podcast. Our science department gives the real lowdown on a myriad of science topics. This episode is just too weird to describe. Give it a try. I hope we get a Nobel Prize for this...-------photo credit: https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Resin-Einstein-Bobble-Head-Figurine_1511527090.html

Pop quiz time!1) Are there foods you like? 2) Is there any such thing as too much of a good thing?3) Where is the Higgs Bosun? 4) Will we ever stop asking questions?5) What time is it, really? I'm getting hungry. I should go get some food after I'm done writing the description.Aaaaanyways, to find out your score, listen to this week's episode of Comedy Parenting Radio!(Disclaimer: Episode may not include all the answers to the listed questions.)

You'll howl with laughter when you spend one minute of mayhem with the German Bobsled Team... with a bobcat in their sled. Try not to feel sorry for Jerry as he's rescued from the Olympic cold by a shaved ice salesman. Always a favorite, Cletus Johnson gives a live interview with the winner of the Olympics newest sport: Sticking Your Tongue to a Flagpole. It's Comedy Parenting Radio at the Olympics and you've got a front row seat! (Watch out for those ice skaters...)-----photo credit: http://www.neatorama.com/2018/02/01/The-Slick-Science-of-Making-Olympic-Snow-and-Ice/

The Sword in the Stone, Global Warming, Garland all over the neighbors' trailer. Only the Comedy Parenting Radio cast could cause this much angst taking down the Christmas tree. Let's endeavor to do better next year, boys.

Jerry kicks back and lets Matt pose some of the most ridiculous questions to arguably the biggest Star Wars nerds between Denver and L.A. Recorded off-campus, you'll get the real deal on this show. Not to be missed by anyone who's ever even heard of the movies.-----photo credit: http://starwarsblog.starwars.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tfa_poster_wide_header-1536x864-959818851016.jpg

Recollections of twerpdom abound in this show of twists and turns. Jerry and the gang will astound you with descriptions of adventure, squalor, and Gilligan's Island in a must-see , er... hear show!------photo credit: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/HarryHoudini-1899.jpg/405px-HarryHoudini-1899.jpg

Sheep calls in the studio, amateur sheep shearing, and five star rated pot holders. This can only be Comedy Parenting Radio.-----photo credit: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2c/fb/6b/2cfb6b14dad57283ed7f0c4e3bd9b97e--funny-sheep-happy-valentines-day.jpg

Listen in as Jerry and Josiah play some of the funniest clips from Josiah's radio theater career. Did Josiah really play the part of a penguin, a sled dog, and an elf all in one show?

What happens when you rub a pencil eraser on your teeth? This has got to be our best show ever about pencils... stay tuned.-----photo credit: http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/35500/Pencil-Chopsticks-35783.jpg

This is exactly why your loved ones should never, ever, enter a bouncy house...----photo credit: http://www.funservicesneia.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sumo.jpg

What does the Grand Canyon have in common with wedding cakes and some women's makeup? Listen now and watch Jerry get in trouble.

Burning Christmas trees, robbers in the house, and G.L. Perry's variety store combine to make this your go-to for Christmas decorations this year. It just may be that you'll find out about something you never knew existed.

Who puts their pillow in the freezer? Will Jerry figure out if his pillow is on the convex side at 2 am? How many times can Elijah actually use the word "actually" in five minutes? Everyone can relate to this episode. Is your pillow mentioned in there?----photo credit: http://manilamommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/baby-sleep-position-with-dada.jpg

The magnetic poles are on a collision course with destiny, and who's affected most? Santa. Join us on a wild ride when Santa has to make up his mind: Is the workshop going to stay at the old North Pole, or migrate to the new North Pole? It's a Christmas story with the usual Comedy Parenting Radio treatment: insane circumstances!----photo credit: http://non-aliencreatures.wikia.com/wiki/Santa_Claus

Josiah's homemade candy bars are at the right place at the right time, creating disruptions and big news from the NFL to the International Space Station. Move over Snickers. Here comes Snow Flavored Candy Bars. What a wild ride!

There are some animals which should be ridden... and some that shouldn't. Josiah is thinking far, far out of the box and comes up with a doozie. As a bonus, you get to hear Jerry's camel riding song. Better get the earplugs out...------photo credit: http://weekinweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/nessieandbigfoot.jpg