Super Cereal Podcast

Paul and Nick sports it up when they talk about Sports and Cereals: Wheaties, Frosted Flakes, Flutie Flakes and even Vrooms. Not to mention the greatest Superfriends of Athletes ever conceived. Topics include: We Are Not Athletes, Surprising No One; The Cap'n is High on Life; Obama's Monday - Friday Cereal; How to Make Your Own Raisin Bran; The Coveted Wheaties Cover Fat Shaming; Denominations of Wheaties Boxes; The True Jordan Legacy; Faustian Apple Jacks; Flutie Shade; Gronk Sauce is the Perfect Product; Tony in the Background; The Athletes' Superfriends; Vroom!; The Turducken Dream Originally Published: Wed Sep 14 2016

Paul and Nick scoop some pumpkin and pumpkin spice cereals out of the old gourds, aka grocery stores stocking fall cereals in early September. The results are surprising. No, really. Surprising! Topics include: The Eating Season; Nostradonuts; Land of Lincoln, Land of Pumpkins; Pumpkins Fully Realized; All the Pumpkin Nonsense; Cinnamon and Water Cure Danger; Birth of the PSL and the Earth was Salted; Paul Gets Committed; Tiny Apple Jacks; Life with a Twist; Eating Dying Trees; Acorn Alert!; Suggestions for Squash-Flavored Cereal; A Taste of the Granol'; The Too Perfect Cake; The Finer Nuances of Pumpkin Spice Originally Published: Tue Sep 06 2016

Paul and Nick give you some of the deleted scenes from the last few episodes of the podcast to show you their hilarious range of interests. Some cereal, some not so much cereal. Topics include: Ken Hudson Campbell Sounds Like a Frosted Mini Wheat; Shufflepuck Referee; Interns Have the Best Ideas; Duck Tales and Pirates of the Caribbean Fan Fiction; Cereal for the Puns; Shrek Superfans in the 2010s; Mark McGrath is the Rock N Roll Vanilla Ice; The Honeycomb Hideout Abomination; Trump-Yosemite Sam 2020; Chalupa High; The Kansas Podcast Bunker Originally Published: Tue Aug 30 2016

Paul and Nick dive deeper into Raisin Bran for the Season 1 Finale, going over everything that was missed during the discussion of Flakes in Episode 1. Or mostly everything. Nobody's perfect. Topics include: Bran is Comedy Gold; The Wolf Is Nothing but Sweet Sugar; The History of Raisins?; Health Food Masquerading as Candy; Big Cereal Strikes Again; Total Helps You Sleep at Night; Paul's Alt-U Sunny; Nick's Science Corner; Hot Raisins; The GOAT Raisin Mascot; Advisory Boards Crushing It; Totally Good For You, Totally Boring; Marshmallow vs Bran Flake vs Raisin; Branola: the Commuter's Nightmare; Oops! All Fruit; Teasing Season 2 Originally Published: Tue Aug 23 2016

Paul and Nick hit the better Puffs: Trix, Cocoa Puffs, and Reese's Puffs. They are the anti-Kix. Topics include: Oatloading with Our Olympic Athletes; Trix is the Beginning of Our Fruit Decline; Turning the Brightness Down; Bullying Silly Rabbits; Blue Ribbon!; Tricks Is All Curves; Ruby Tuesday By a Nose!; The Great Milk Trio; Sunny the Cereal Killer; But Can you Trust Reese's?; The Dorito Dust Effect; Reese's Started The Secret; Conversations with Our Cereal Youth; Make America Bright and Sugary Again; Wild Speculation about Presidential Cereal Habits; Originally Published: Tue Aug 16 2016

Paul and Nick snooze their way through what they call Boring Yellow Cereal: Kix, Corn Pops, and Honeycomb. It's not that they hate these cereals. It just -- people that get these know that Peanut Butter Crunch is RIGHT THERE, don't they? Topics include: The Weather; The Paul Blart Effect; Cut That Kix; The Kix Conspiracy and Marketing Genius; Free with Box-Top: Cancer!; Kix the Band Has Not Had the Opportunity to Approve This Usage; The Staleness Question; The Stars Come Out for Pops; Stale Baby Snacks; Believings Are Facts; Mascot Quiz Show; Honeycomb Wants to Blast Stuff; Kix is Forever Originally Published: Mon Aug 08 2016

Paul and Nick follow their noses to Froot Loops, Apple Jacks, and Honey Graham Oh's (aka Oh!s). The episode is a little longer this week but, if you stop listening before the Apple Jacks taste test (at 36:24), you won't even notice. Topics include: Big Thick O's; Eating from the Apple Jacks Stockpile; Red 40 Live at the Civic Center; The Cereal Age of Enlightenment; The Cereal Buffet Shakedown; What's Your Accent, Toucan Sam?; Hotel Cereal Roulette; Cereal Muzak; Froot Loops Phones It In; Cap'n Crunch Film Gone Wild; Liver and Onions Before Apple Jacks; Who Even Knows What a Jack Is?; Escape Plans from Pokemon Kids/Chatty Party Guests; Breakthroughs through Apple Jacks; Super Value!; Honey Graham Oh's are the Cereal Buffy; Your Mouth Will Be a Wreck; The Apple Jacks Taste Test LIVE; Apple Jacks Sweats; Originally Published: Mon Aug 01 2016

Paul and Nick crunch into some Golden Grahams. And when you talk Golden Grahams, you talk S'Mores. And when you talk talk s'mores, the world becomes a little brighter. Then you talk about S'morz and the S'morcerer. And things get weird. Topics include: Tiny Toast is a Hit!; The Mortal Kombat Pit of Cereals; Truckasaurus Eats Its Way Out of a Bowl of Cereal; I Wonder Who This TV Reviewer Is; The Suburban Redneck Slide; belVita, not Velveeta; The Cereal Fringes; A Very Easy Pop Quiz; Graham Nailed Those Naming Rights; Decadent, Luxurious Graham Crackers; You Gotta Be Talkin' 'Bout Them S'mores; Paul and Nick Do Abbott and Costello; The S'morcerer and the Z; MOM Almost Nailed It; Pop Tart Detour; The Perfect Gateway Cereal; The Slender Box Originally Published: Tue Jul 26 2016

Paul and Nick dig into Shredded Wheat and all its different versions. This cereal's been around since before the Spanish-American War so there's a lot to discuss. Topics Include: Nyde korn, danske fætre; We Used to Be Young; The Perky Eeyore; Willy Wonka Biscuit Factory; Nick Suffers More Pedestrian Mind Explosions; No Human Can Eat a Wheat Pillow; Kellogg's Plan Is Falling into Place; Fancypants Chews His Food; Shredded Wheat Asbestos; Clear My Schedule: It's Another Shredded Wheat Splinter; Trump Cereal and Gulag Cereal; Wheat Raisin Logs; Frosted Mini Wheat Bite Size Butt; Life Is Too Short to Not Be Eating Frosting on Your Wheat; Triscuit: The Polarizing Cracker; The Snack and Cereal Dos Equis Guy; Colonoscopy in a Box; Toilet Beer from Uncle Sam; Concert for Our Lycos Email Accounts Originally Published: Tue Jul 19 2016

Paul and Nick crunch into Cap'n Crunch this week and risk slicing the roof of their mouths wide open. Anything for the pod. For the glory! Topics include: What a Beautiful More-ning; Fan Service; Drunk Tongue; What Cap'n Crunch Is Supposed to Actually Taste Like; Breaking News: Kids Like Crunchy; All Stars for the Cap'n; Demoting the Cap'n; Crunchberries Rule All; Cap'n Crunch Mouth; No, Scratch That, Peanut Butter Crunch Rules All; Keeping Flavorologists in the Guppy Brig; A Good, Strong Vanilla; Oops; Paul's One Man Show: Man Who Gets Cinnamon Roll Crunch; Stupid Uppity Cracker Jack; Oops This is the Best Party; Is Santa a Cap'n?; Military Grade Cereal Bars; Sad Boys Originally Published: Tue Jul 12 2016

Paul and Nick take on Pebbles cereals, both Cocoa and Fruity. It's pretty funny. But it's not pretty. Topics include: Denying Pebbles Its Cerealhood; Stephen King's Cereal Mascots; Krinkles Born from Fear and Intolerance; Flintstones to the Rescue; Fred Needs His Cool Winstons; Can We Have Our Money Now?; Those Famous Bedrock Key Parties; Pebbles Burn!; Post Needs to Get into a Program; Post is the Sketchers of Cereal; We're the Sludgiest!; Clear Eyes, Full Bowls, We Lose; Why Do You Eat Like You're Running Out of Time?; Lo-Def Holiday Commercials; The Dark Places of Barney Rubble; Fruity Pebbles and Its Great Calling; Originally Published: Wed Jul 06 2016

Paul and Nick sample Tiny Toast, the brand-spanking-newest cereal from General Mills. What do they talk about when they have a cereal with no history? I guess you're going to have to find out. (Spoiler: weird flavors and guacamole Doritos). Topics include: Does Nick Get It?; What the Heck is Cereal for Women?; Basic 4 is Top Shelf; Ah, the Enchanting Smell of Rotting Fruit; Downtown Pinkos; Tiny Toast Be Thirsty; Monday Morning Cereal Marketing; A Wonderful World for Dentists; Hipster Toppings; Crunchberries Are a Fruit, Right?; Flavor Fever Dreams; Paul and Nick Field the Worst Ideas; Tuesday Morning Cereal Marketing; Slow, Gradual Hulking; Originally Published: Tue Jun 28 2016

Paul and Nick take a break from talking about cereal to dive into the weird and wonderful rise and disappointing decline of cereal prizes. A longer one this week but there's a lot of goodness packed in! Topics include: Cereal Box Structural Damage and Contamination; Soul-Crushing Paperwork for an 8-Year Old; All the Tiger Flipbooks; The Four Kinds of Cereal Prize Delivery; Spoons!; Children Secrets; Watch Woes; Can't Get Out Without a Pebbles Slam; Ralston Purina: Pumping Your House Full of Branded Plastic Crap; The Legend of the Ninja Turtle Bowl; Paul Gets Duped; Of Course We Had Fanny Packs; Cap'n Crunch and the l337 HaX0rz; Where Have All the Prizes Gone?; Star Wars Makes Paul a Kid Again; Paul and Nick Chastise the Listeners For Some Reason Originally Published: Mon Jun 20 2016

Paul and Nick crunch on Chex this week and its various incarnations across cerealdom. This is also our backdoor pilot for Super Snacks Podcast. And maybe Super TMNT Podcast? Topics include: Horseface Nick Campbell; Life Broth; Pre-Packaged Pig Chow; Why Do Nets Even Work?; Teenage Emo Ninja Turtles; Moms Big-Leagued Kids on Kix; Never Cereal Settle; Meh Flavor and Meh Cereal; Paul Experimented a Little in College; Party (Mix) Time; The Glory of Puppy Chow; Spaaaaaaaace Patrol; Kellogg's Wants a Piece; Space Americans; Paul Tempts the Fates and General Mills; Competition for the Grossest Chex; Life is a Shantytown; You can also subscribe to us on your favorite podcast platforms! iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/super-cereal-podcast/id1101764116?mt=2 Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=1#/ps/I57ptq2fn44jqazkca6dii4sn7a Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=87495&refid=stpr Originally Published: Mon Jun 13 2016

Paul and Nick can't get enough Puffed Wheat this week as they tackle cereals like [Super] Golden Crisp and [Honey] Smacks. Do you dig it? Topics include: Quaker: Killing It with the Olds; Can Anyone Ever Get Enough?; Cereal for Dessert; The Crisp Remains; Advertising is Baby Talk; Germans Loves Their Muesli; Kellogg's Chases For Once; The Mysterious Ubiquity of the Sailor Suit; Honey Smacks Island of Dr. Moreau; Our Universal Laws of Spacetime Depends on You Eating Smacks; Another Entry in the Sadly Rich History of Racist Cereal Mascots; Len Dresslar's Revenge; Have Some Cereal with Your Sugar; Dessert Technology and How We Live in the Best of Times; Seafood Listerine Strip; Originally Published: Mon Jun 06 2016

Paul and Nick munch on Rice Krispies this week, the OG rice cereal with advertisements that even encourage you to pour sugar all over your breakfast. Topics include: Krispies: How Do They Work?; Tiny Toys of the 90s; Nick Guesses the Mascots but Doesn't Know What They Look Like; What's a Duck Blur?; Ricey Ricepecker; Stones Need Money, Too; Rice Krispies: Thief of Sugar; Absorbing Cake Through Your Face aka That Toddler Steaze; Bland Cereal and the Spice of Life; Pebbles Support Group; King of Cereals: Rice Krispie Treats; The Rice Krispie Treat Patriotism Test; Cereal Bars: Diabetes on the Go; Donuts are Just Breakfast Cake; Love for the Bottom Shelf Originally Published: Tue May 31 2016

Paul and Nick bite into corn bran cereals like Corn Bran Crunch and Puffins. Unfortunately, given the fiber content, this is also week two of Poop Watch. Sorry not sorry. Topics include: Why Didn't You Just Say Puffins?; No One Remembers All Bran; Lock Your Cornfield Windows, Kids; Insert Jokes from Other Podcasts Here; Requiem for a Milk Dream; Feelin' Clean; Some Love for the Top Shelf; Puffing Up Puffins; We Need to Talk, Plain M&Ms; Going Brown Again?; Peanutbutterness and Cinnamocity; Malt-O-Meal Is Thirsty; The Pumpkin Board; Rescue Puffin Smugness; Paul and His Boonies Woes; Breaking news music by http://audionautix.com/ Originally Published: Mon May 23 2016

Paul and Nick scare up some thoughts on Monster Cereals in their second part on marshmallowed varieties. Super Cereal Podcast prides itself on being a (mostly) clean podcast but there are a few stories in here about poop. You might want to wait until after you enjoy a bowl before digging into this episode. Fair warning. Topics include: Calling Bill Hader; The Great Pink Poop Scare; How Did We Let Chicken-in-a-Bizkit Be a Thing?; Talkin' 'Bout That Orange Cream; A Fair Warning to Atlanta Tourists about The Varsity; Nick Learns the Word Quonset; GIFs Make This an Amazing Time to Be Alive; The Old Sugar Coma Gamble; Thank You, Capitalism; Future Monster Cereal Speculation; Slimer: A Dumber Snarf; The Twilight Cereal that Could Have Been Originally Published: Mon May 16 2016

Paul and Nick sink their teeth into Lucky Charms, celebrated children's cereal and source of unwarranted adult shame. Stop living a lie, grown ups. Chase your bliss. Your bliss: the epitome of all sugary cereals. Kids are happy for a reason. Topics Include: No Podcast Apologies; Marshmallow Contrarians are the Worst; What Did You Do to Deserve Orange Peanuts?; Paul vs The World: Brown Tootsie Roll Edition; It's the Cereal You Can Wear!; Nick Woofs When He Wins?; Stretching It Thin with Marshmallow Shapes; Lucky Charms: The Progressive Cereal; The Magical Properties of the Charms; Cereal Connection is Forever; Selling Your Soul to the Count Chocula Devil; Oops! All Marshmallows and Wild Speculation about Biz Markie; Paul Extols the Virtues of Austin Powers and Wayne's World Originally Published: Wed May 11 2016

Paul and Nick talk A LOT about Cheerios, the fundamental breakfast and high chair staple. There's a whole lot in those tiny little o's. Topics include: MOM is Worth More Than Cheerios?; Moose and Squirrel and Cereal; Cheerios Commercials and Chopping Onions; I Need More Boring Grains In My Life; HNC 2016; Kudos to Nelly, Bad Job to Cheerios; Apple Cinnamon Cheerios: We Can All Go Home Now; Raw Selvage Cereal; Kids Cereals for Grown Ups; Is General Mills Responsible for a Zombie Outbreak?; The Sweet, Amazing Glory in the Millenios Jonesin' for a Bowl of that Thick Thin Cream Originally Published: Mon May 02 2016