Super Cereal Podcast

Paul and Nick mix it up with some mix in suggestions. Nick is very open-minded about goes into a cereal and Paul is more reserved. So it's a very on brand episode. Topics include: Cereal Bandits!; Nanner Rules; Bringing Berries to the Bowl; Fruit Follies!; Choosing Your Sweet Poisons; Secret Number 6; Zoe Sultana; Grape Woes; Do We Deserve Real Chocolate?; Almond Luxury; Is Jazz Style a Mix In? Originally Published: Wed Aug 16 2017

Paul and Nick delight in Apple Cinnamon Toast Crunch to differing degrees but are back in the game. Watch out, haters. Are there haters? There are always haters. Watch out! Topics include: A Study in Nashville Heat; Previously On Tiny Toast; Apple Cinnamon Excitement; The Apple Cinnamon Siblings; Slow Claps and Minds Blown; Literally Reading the Box; Ranking the Top 5 Toast Crunches; Apple Cinnamon: Flavor of the 90s; How Not to Talk to Celebs; Lone Wolves Looking for Umbrellas Originally Published: Mon Jul 03 2017

Paul and Nick ennui their way through Rip's Big Bowl, the health food cereal from Whole Foods! Why don't you take the challenge and eat some today? We should share the pain! Topics Include: A Rip Meet Cute; Texture, Taste, and Exit; The Most Bland Jazz; Hoping for a Raisin; Blandsome Shaming; An Invitation for Mix-Ins; Life is Too Beautiful to Waste; Paul Gets Dark. Again; Nick Suddenly Realizes He's Very Old. Again; A Cereal-Themed Wedding; That Engine 2 Life; Mixed Cheese Grab Bag; Halloween Kale Chips Cereal Originally Published: Tue May 30 2017

Paul and Nick make their way through other Grandpa Cereals this week with All-Bran and Fibre-One. If you thought Grape Nuts had a lot of opportunity for scatalogical goofs, man, this one is wall-to-wall with the stuff. Warning for all those who aren't into poop jokes. Topics include: Goat Hand; We Don't Need Urban Horses; Old Timey Bike Rescue; Nick's Science Corner: Dietary Fiber; Beeline for Your Bottom; Fibre-One Split Cereal!; Solving the Energy Crisis with Bran; Gingerbread Outhouse; Alternate All-Bran Uses; Resurrecting Vine; Island Boys; Honorable Mention Grandpa Cereals; Charmin x All-Bran; The Most Disgusting Commercial of 2007 Originally Published: Mon Mar 20 2017

Paul and Nick grind their way through Grape Nuts, the first installment in a series celebrating(ish) the wonderful fiber-ful cereals your grandfather has to eat after a lifetime of chili dogs. Maybe pull up a chair for your pappy and he can enjoy in the misery. Topics include: Thank You for Being a Friend; Cereals for the Old Gullyworks; The Peanut Butter Transformation; The Cure for Boozin' and Lustin'; Outhouse Mysteries; Oh No, Andy!; Grape Nuts Taste Test; Ways to Make Grape Nuts Useful; Sweeter, Crispier, Edible Flakes; Three Our Fathers, Two Hail Marys, and a Bowl of Grape Nuts; Nutty Nuggets is Not a Bit; Paul's Blessing and Curse; Whatever Happened to Shrimp Cocktail? Originally Published: Tue Feb 28 2017

Paul and Nick divvy up split cereals, another Ralston gimmick from the 80s with two kinds of cereal in one box. How did we get here? What did it mean? When will it come back? Who are we? Topics include: You Just Can't Lose; What Does King Nicholas Choose Today?; Nerds Dispersions; Nerd Mascot Discussion; It's a Cereal, Wow; Well, Holo, Everyone; The Five Christmas Presents You Meet in Heaven; The (Super Mario) One; Power Pad Glory; Non-Cereal Robot Talk; Available for Consulting (attn: General Mills); Suggested Dual Cereals; Cereal Nostradamus Makes Another Prediction; The Straw-Spoon the World Deserves; Freaking Steve; Originally Published: Tue Feb 21 2017

Paul and Nick dunk into cookie cereals featuring Cookie Crisp (boooo), Girl Scout Cookies cereals (hmmm), and Keebler Cookie Dough Crunch (yaaaaaay). Topics Include: Kevin Costner Superfans; The Cookie Warlock; That Howl Though; New vs Classic Cookie Crisp; IHOP Express; Let Us Count the Ways (of Horribleness); Unto the Breach of Real Cookie Cereal; Cookie Thunder; Girl Scout Girl Talk; Kellogg's GOT FACED; Mint Surprise and Caramel Disappointment; Saturday Night Caramel; Morning Cookie Fix; It's Not Nick's Fault Originally Published: Tue Feb 14 2017

Paul and Nick roll up their sleeves for Cereals that Do Good, brands that donate to charity or do good works for the community. If you're looking for a way to contribute with your dollar (and your cereal craving) these might be good places to start. Topics include: Paul and Nick Pat Themselves on the Back; Box Tops for Education and Box Murder; Camel and Dog Beach Party (No Cowboys Allowed); Kellogg's Assume Other People's Charity; The New Suburban Dump; How the Childless Adult Can Buy Legos; Makes and Quakers; The Lifestyle Paul Chooses to Live; Crunchy Granola Company Does Crunchy Granola Things; Puffin vs Penguin Bias; Sportsball Charity Cereal Eating; Plus: This is the first episode since launching our Patreon account! You can add your name to this space! Go to http://www.patreon.com/supercerealpodcast to find out how! Exclamation point! Originally Published: Mon Jan 30 2017

Paul and Nick ring in the year with all the cereals new for 2017. They remain hopeful as ever, praising the sugary cereals and making Seinfeld references. We are your calm in the storm. With cereal. Topics include: Too Many Nick and Paul Podcasts; Cereal A Go?; The Future is Now!; Blueberry Pancake Decadence; Astronaut Ice Cream Does Not Befit Our Heroes; Keebler Hits on All Three Phases; A Cabinet of Smaller Cereals; WHERE ARE OUR SCREENERS; Thin Mint Line; Trigger Warning: Cinnamon Talk; Bear Naked Have Hearty Flakes; How Can Special K Innovate/What Can Kellogg's Steal; Apple Raisin Strawberry Is Too Many Things; Disney Princess/Villain Cereal Proposals; 2017 Dream Cereals Originally Published: Tue Jan 24 2017

Paul and Nick sleigh through this year's holiday cereals, laughing so much our bellies are like bowls full of jelly. We're jolly, not fat! It's the last episode of the year, folks! Smell you later, 2016! Topics include: A Lot of Time Not Talking About Cereal; A Festive Bunch with a Festive Crunch™™™®; Columbus Day Crunch; Brand Standards Sleeping Aids; Trapper Cap'n; Jim Has a Set Tonight; Holiday Krispies Ennui; Sugar Cookie Cereal R and D; Star Crunch Needs a Little Somethin' Somethin'; Cinnamon Toast Nog; Dang It, Jim!; Cereal for the Maccabees; Quakers are Ruthless; Is Tom Hanks on the Box?; Nick Finally Gets Paul; Originally Published: Thu Dec 22 2016

Paul and Nick stiff-upper-lip through a selection of British cereals with special guest/field correspondent Courtney! Some are amazing, some are abysmal, some taste like corn. Come with us on a journey across the pond! Topics include: College Cereal Rebellion; All the Food Laws We Broke; Krave Choco Roulette and Chocolate from Another Land; American Cereals are Poppycock; Ricicles and Jazz Style; Oh, the Fun We'll Have in Chessington; Golden Nuggets are the Real Corn Pops; Cereal Inception; Corn is So Passé; Nesquik Cereal Felt the Squeeze from Tricks and Sonny; Hipster Millennials Started in London; Finally, an ASMR Episode; Crunchy Nut Clusters Beats All Other Clusters; Glorious and Crackin'!; Weetabix Crispy Mini Banana is So Troubling; Milk Sponges; Queen Seal Theories; Expert Picks Originally Published: Thu Dec 15 2016

Paul and Nick muse about the possibilities of a cereal restaurant in this super-sized episode. They talk about everything from milk Freestyle machines to couch covering options to the after-hours menu. It's comprehensive. What do you think a cereal restaurant should have? Topics include: Payce, Product 19; Cereal as a Service; Paul and Nick, Cereal Economists-at-Large; Location, Location, Location; The Cereal Mecca; Fairuza Balk for Hire; Build Your Own Adventure Bowl; Kellogg's NYC Cafe: Let's Fix It!; We Need Our Cereal Baja Blast; Guy Fieri's Cinnamon Explosion; The Milk Situation; Dates and Crunchberries are a Nonstarter; You are Welcome, Lactose Intolerants; That 2AM Diner Feel; Cereal for Airports; To Go R and D; ... If It Wasn't For the Customers; Spiked Cereal; Eff You, Tom and Jerry; Please Contact Us for Investment Opportunities Originally Published: Wed Nov 30 2016

Paul and Nick go micro as they discuss Single Serve cereal options. They also discuss half-full bags of chips and milk in jugs so join us on this journey as we become a podcast for grandpas. Topics include: The Spaghetti and Cereal Equivalency; The Small Box Entrapment; Eating out of the Box Like Savages; Powered by Honey Bunches of Oats; Trains, Planes, and Tiny Boring Boxes; Creating Memories and Building Character; Long Distance?; Fancy Stacks; The Horrors of Feeding Teenage Boys, Part 73; Grandpas United Against Half Full Bags; Portable Cereal Failures; Get Your Chicken Wings Out; Wondrous Inventions!; Paul the Scientist; Cereal Freestyle Machine Genius; Originally Published: Wed Nov 16 2016

Paul and Nick sink their teeth into donuts and the cereals that try to emulate a donut. Notice we don't say "doughnut" because we don't feel an "ugh" belongs anywhere near anything as lovely as a donut. Topics Include: Pop Tarts Theory Extended to Donuts; Love to All You Donuts Out There; Breakroom Donut Etiquette; Donuts are a Flat Circle; Athletes Who Retire to Sugar Comas; Donut Memories; BYOD Donut Festivals; A Fancy Donut is a Sometimes Donut; Let's Go Eat Cinnamon Bun; Breaking News!; Chocodonuts Were an Inside Job; Better Donut Cereal through Mechanical Engineering; Churro Cereal R&D Cinnamon Rolls are Too Cinnamon Roll for This World; Cinnbon Needs More Hormones; Donut YOLO Originally Published: Thu Nov 03 2016

Paul and Nick get all creepy crawly with Halloween cereals of all shapes and sizes. Are you ready to get spooky? Topics include: Throwing Away the Monster Vote; The Value of Revolting Milk; Halloween: The Disposable Holiday; The Dream of the 90s Halloween Cereal; Bringing Sand to the Beach; You Mean Like a Walkman?; The Candy Corn Flavor Paradox; Who's Laughing Now, DeVry?; Kellogg's Gets Spooky; Ice Cream Ramps; Best Candies that Should and Shouldn't Be Cereal; You Eat Your Circus Peanuts Right Now; Blood Chocolate; A Jug of Cottage Cheese; Come Down to Spooky Town; Originally Published: Tue Oct 25 2016

Paul and Nick swim through all the other hot cereals like Cream of Wheat, grits, polenta, and so many others. Who knew there were this many opportunities to soak grains in stuff to make them edible? Topics include: Kiss My Grits; Way to Go, Cream of; A Cream of Wheat Renaissance is Due; Crunchberry Cinnabon Bits are Real; Hello, Darkness, My Old Friend; Never is a Long Time; Quaker Mad Men; Grit Talk on NPR; Bob's Red Mill Park; Hot Super Colon Blow; The Disgusting Bland Cereal Business; If You Can't Take the Rapids ...; Syrup Snobbery; Open Letter to Killer Clowns; Smooth Cinnamon Jams; Avocado Kids, Get Off My Lawn Originally Published: Thu Oct 20 2016

Paul and Nick glop their way through oatmeal today, allowing Nick to shine and assuaging Paul's distaste. Will Paul ever be satisfied? He will never be satisfied. Topics include: Open Hearts, Open Minds; Official Cereal Sashes; Cut and Roll, Man; Lincoln, Played by Paul; The Biggest Disappointment in Cereal History; Business Breakfast Adventures; The Upside Down Through Oatmeal; Would Paul Eat It?; Oatmeal Goobers; Draw the Shades, Dump the Can; This is Not Choose Your Own Fruit Adventure; Don't Walk and Eat Oatmeal; Where the Sidewalk Ends in Oatmeal; Originally Published: Wed Oct 12 2016

Paul and Nick safari their way through the wilds of Enviorkidz. Turned off by the story, they still manage to find a way to really like these cereals. Who knew? Topics include: Knock-off Captain Planet; Ancient Civilization Snobbery; Pauls Pre-Historic Humor; Envirokidz Virgins; The Surprising Taste Test; Eating Toast like Oreos; Wringing the Bees onto a Loaf of Poison; The Story of Ugh; The Natural Flavor Con; Chocolate Chirp Cookies; Paul and Nick Foods; The Road Trip Experts; Where are Cap'n Crunch's Tax Returns?!; To the Avocado and Fig Eating Voyeurs; Quelling the Code Red Passions; Originally Published: Mon Oct 03 2016

Paul and Nick trudge through Life cereal today with a special guest: writer/author/wordsmith Bret Gunter! He's a very brave man for sharing his Life-related gastrointestinal issues. A brave man indeed. Topics include: Oh, Jason; Son of a Gunt!; Turning the Chairs Around; Marketing through Customer Error; Chasing that Dragon Called Life; The Children Factor/Struggle; When Raisins Make Things Terrible; Oatmeal: The Hipster Bloody Mary; RIP Mikey; Playground Snopes; That Time Don Draper Was Drunk; The Brunch Cereal; Hot Life; Waldo Snowden; Reflecting on Carmen Sandiego; The New Mikey vs The N64 Kid; Deep Thoughts Inspired by Life Cereal; Why the Illuminati Eat Life Originally Published: Tue Sep 27 2016

Paul and Nick crunch through Granola this week, discussing both questions of taste and metaphysics. It gets deep and contentious, folks. Listen to those tensions rise! Topics include: Hollywood Quakers; The World Will Go On Without You; The Granola Question; Granuuuuuula; Tougher Than Grape Nuts; The True Kellogg Legacy; Paul's Attempted Entrapment; Nick Goes Bear Naked; The Resealable Bag Revolution; The One Serving Oreo Tray; Nature Valley's War Against Your Mouth; Granola Mad Lib or Mr Peanut Dares You; The Value of Two and the Joy of Finity; Shoddy Health Food Costumes; Never Ending Pasta Hydration; Nick's Attempted Entrapment Originally Published: Tue Sep 20 2016