Dangerous Mind Of Max Miller

Max and his long suffering producer are quite pleased with themselves as they have been able to re-stock the bar in the Max Miller Studio, as Max finds heavy doses of alcohol numbs any pain he has from these political times. Max spends a few minutes giving us his view of 9/11 and then jumps into Donald Trump’s take on Hurricane Florence which apparently is going to be “tremendously wet.” Great observation there Donald. Max then announces his new nickname for Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity which he has now decided to call them the Sour Twins. Max also spends some time delivering his new theory on who wrote the now infamous op-ed that was in the New York Times, where he decides it’s much more like Murder on the Orient Express. Then Max gets into the new Bob Woodward book which came out on 9/11, which Trump says is a pack of lies. Who are you going to believe, Max explains, Woodward or Trump. Besides is there anything in the book that surprises you? It would be a surprise if Woodward said that Trump really is a

Max gets ready for the long weekend by reminding us that both Republicans and Democrats in DC are failing the average working man or woman, and also reminds us that many of the Trump policies from the campaign are ones that Max could believe in. This is what it has come to, Trump claims that China hacked Hillary Clinton's emails, so the FBI had to say this is not true. So Trump's own FBI tells him he is wrong. Yikes! Then Trump claims that the NBC Lester Holt interview was “fudged,” which makes Max ask is Trump simply like the old song “It wasn’t me”? Deny everything until people question whether they are losing their minds. Next Max examines Trumps Tweets from the past few hours, which seem never ending, attacking the press, which Max thought was protected by the Constitution something so-called Conservatives used to care about.  Although Trump does find time to attack books, Google and to state that he would like to see a Conservative social media site. It’s called the Internet Donald, although Max does tak

Max is back from vaca as the kids say, and having spent a week on the road in this, the United States of America, and he has a lot of catching up to do after a rather heavy week of drinking.  But first Max has to talk about John McCain, and Donald Trump’s response, or rather lack thereof. Trump is not invited to McCain’s funeral, and as if to place an exclamation point, McCain had a statement read out after his death reminding us what a great country the United States is. And in attempting to catch up from the week he missed, Max does find time to talk about Fox and Friends even though any interview on that program is so lightweight it would essentially float away like a feather. Next Max jumps into the new trade deal with Mexico, which turns out to be nothing more than a reordering of NAFTA and even then needs to be ratified by congress. Max then jumps into Donald Trump and Scientology and what it takes to believe something that when you realise makes no sense whatsoever you are able to keep believing it thr

Max decides to he cannot wait to get his latest recording in the bag, so he drags his long suffering producer Dan down to the illustrious Max Miller studio as inspiration decided to strike, and Max didn’t want to miss it. After all, inspiration is sorely missing from Max Millers life it would seem. So what inspired Max to get down to the studio at 1am so he can get his thoughts down on tape? Max has come to the conclusion that the way to media greatness is to be insulted by Donald Trump, so Max asks Trump to please insult him. Max will take any insult, a dog, a liar, a pig, the dumbest, whatever takes the Trumpsters fancy, Max will take it, although he is not sure there is too much benefit for being in the same company as Omarosa, but clearly Omarosa is a street smart woman. Omarosa did say that she Donald trump eating paper… Charlie what now? Max also tries to reach out to Alex Jones again, as his media empire is under attack, to offer him the chance to appear on the Max Miller program to explain his views a

Max starts the week late, Tuesday to be exact as he needed a day off, or as the Donald would call it, some “executive time,” although in this case the Max Miller Dog has decided to join Max in the Max Miller Studio where Max enjoys a really nice cup of tea. Max also explains that being an independent is actually quite hard as the right wing people get mad and the left wing want to cry. Max finds he either wants to slap them silly or give them a hug. Max then gets in to Donald Trump’s choice of the characters he hangs out with. If you can judge a person by their friends then you have to wonder about Trumps choices, not forgetting of course that Trump told us he would hire only the very best. Next Max gets into Paul Manafort and his trial, which is proving by the hour the old adage that there is no honor amongst thieves. But why does Manafort think he can win this case? Can you spell “pardon” everybody? Obviously Max has to get into fellow Austinite Alex Jones being kicked off of just about every social platfor

Max hits his Friday show wondering if he is losing his mind, of course is it any wonder given the state of affairs in the US today, where we find out that up is down, left is right, Trump is right and we’re all wrong. Max then digs into what is it the number one thing that is on Americans minds? Is it the Russian investigation? Is it fake news? Nope, it is healthcare, which is the one thing no one is DC, Republican or Democrat is talking about. Max wonders then explains how he is at war with his own cabinet members as to whether Russia is still a threat to the US elections, especially after four of them stood up in front the nation stating that Russia was in fact a real threat. Not only did Trump not bother to endorse this statement, only a few hours later he Tweeted that anything do with Russia was still a hoax and a witch hunt. Max then wonders as he has done before why we care about Russia so much? After all, their GDP per person is the same as Mexico’s. You know, the same people who are sending us their r

Max makes his regular week debut by discussing his alcoholic drink of the day, which he needs just to keep up with what’s going on in DC Land as well as the other dinks Max keeps stocked in the Max Miller studio in beautiful sunny downtown Austin, Texas. Max also spends a few minutes answering an email about where the picture of the Max Miller Dog was taken. Then having got all the important items out of the way, Max digs into what’s been going on, and naturally he has to start with Rudy Giuliani, who seems to be slowly losing his mind, and perhaps not doing his best job for his number client, the Donster after all. Of course Max has to focus on Rudy’s words of wisdom, “No one can be sure of anything.” Hmmmm. Increase the med dosage Rudy. Max then figures out what the problem is with Rudy and the Donald, they are both patients of Dr. Spaceman from 30 Rock. Max does find time to remind Rudy that it is in fact illegal to obtain information about an opposite politician from a foreign power for your use during a

Max starts his week in review by talking about the new Tom Cruise movie, Mission Impossible 38, and Alex Jones, who Max now understands is really a sad desperate man craving attention while he sells nonsense and conspiracy theories. Max discusses how Alex Jones has been censured by both Fakebook and YouTube yet it is nothing more than a slap on the wrist, and Max makes an impassioned plea to those platforms to remove his scuzzy presence. Next it turns out that Michael Cohen has had a busy week, with a recording of him and Donald talking about paying off a woman he had an affair with right after his son was born. What a standup guy. Also it appears that according to Cohen, Trump knew about the now infamous meeting in Trump Tower which would be how shall we say this, slightly legally problematic for the Donald. Max then finds out that George Will actually agrees with the Maxster when he says that Donald Trump is turning the United States into the USSR. Max is honored and amazed George, although he does wonder h

Max hits the ground running with the amazing news that the Republicans are OK with not only blowing up the deficit, adding to the debt, tariffs and now subsidies for a key part of the American economy they are in fact OK with the Donald turning the USA into the USSR (United States Socialist Republic). The amazing news is that the GOP is allowing the Donster to put farmers on welfare. Max thought they were against this type of thing, in particular allowing the government to pick winners and losers, but hey we do live in strange times. Perhaps we’re in Stranger Things Upside Down. All this is driven of course by the magic of tariffs which Donald thinks are a great thing, along with that other well-known Republican Chuck Schumer. Next Max revisits why Donald Trump really doesn't like Angela Merkel, and the Germans, even though as he said, his own father was born in Germany. (He wasn't). Finally Max gets into the lack of brain for poor old Alex Jones who seems to be getting more desperate by the minute. 

Max starts off by reminding us that politicians are really, usually scum who deserve limited respect at best are in fact below lawyers and used car salesman. As ever Max tries to cover an entire week in less than thirty minutes, but fails miserably. He starts off with Trump's already infamous meeting with Putin and reminds us we have no idea what was agreed to, and reminds us that had Clinton or Obama done this, then Shallow Hal (Sean Hannity) would have had a stroke on live TV. It’s made worse of course that Trumps own people have no idea what was discussed with Putin, but Max does have one fact, Putin gave Trump his annual performance review and it was probably very good. Max then reminds us that why should we care about Russia, given that Russia’s GDP per person is the same as Mexico, and their entire GDP is the same as Italy’s? Next Max gets back into that helpless gimboid Carter Page who seems to have been born with a permanent foot in his mouth. Then Max goes over how the phrase should not be “America F

Max kicks off his mid-week show, by wondering what the word “Grand” means in the Grand Old Party and if anyone in the GOP would actually stand up for what they believe is right. In particular the Cowardly Lion, Paul Ryan and Lindsey Graham who never quite seem to be able to grow a spine, yet they wear the American flag on their lapels just to prove to us how patriotic they are. Then Max gets into Donald Trump’s word salad when he tries to explain the difference between “wouldn’t” and “would.” The only person who seemed to believe this was Laura Ingram and Sean Hannity who are looking more servile with each passing day and are clearly wondering what it is they have got themselves into. Although Ingram is clearly so naive that she would let anyone who says they are from Microsoft access her home PC. Of course we have absolutely no idea what was discussed during the two hour meeting with Putin even though Trump claims it was great success. Then Max jumps into the Democrats, where the hell are you?? Are not capab

Max starts his week in review by going totally off topic in his week in review by expanding on the fact that he is a car nut and has a somewhat low opinion of Tesla’s. Having driven these many times, and been driven these as often, Max has come to the somewhat sobering conclusion that they really do not feel like a quality product. Next Max digs into the boring topic of taxes, and who pays them, and it is not as straightforward as you may think. Max then leaps into Trump's visit to the UK and his somewhat awkward meeting with the Queen where he had tea and crumpets, but then failed in some simple etiquette. Next stop for the Maxster is Trump's attempt to fix his problems with the British Prime Minister by denying he said anything in an interview with the Sun newspaper that was against the PM, and even suggested that he had recordings which would prove his point. Never mind that the Sun has recordings and said they stand by what Trump said, and called his fake news attack fake news. In other words, Trump tried

Max starts off his late night broadcast by getting totally distracted by of all things, ghosts, cars and dogs. It takes Max’s long suffering producer Dan a few minutes to get Max back in line and to focus on the topics of the day, tariffs, Trump and so much more, but not before Max questions yet again why people think that Tesla’s are actually good cars. So Max starts off riffing about tariffs and how they will affect “zee Germans” who manufacture BMW, Mercedes and others in states that voted for Trump. Max also reminisces about how he was sworn at for the first time on the radio, which Max wonders has he finally lost his radio virginity? And if you think that Donald isn’t itching to place tariffs on German luxury cars, then Max has a bridge in Brooklyn he would like to sell you. Of course these tariffs will also have a negative effect on future investment. Next Max reminds us all that Russia is actually not a strong country at all, but is in fact a country that puts on a good show. Max also explains of all t

Max does his regular week in review to see if anyone, Republican or American has done anything for the average working American, which in the fourteen weeks he has been doing the weekly roundup, the answer is unfortunately no. Before Max gets into what happened during the week, he has a quick update on his total lack of sports in his DNA and the fact that England beat Sweden in the World Cup, during which Max feels he aged twenty years. Next Max jumps into one of the more controversial topics such as Medicare for all which he believes make total sense and makes a bet it will happen in his lifetime. Of course Max has to talk about tariffs and how Trump has told us trade wars are an “easy win” and goes into some detail about how these tariffs are having an effect in unexpected places such as lobsters, nails and now even soy beans. Next Max quotes an amazing observation on the trade wars which he believes sums up the issues we are now facing. Max is also of the opinion that Trump is itching to place tariffs on G

Max starts off by explaining what he did for July 4th, and how it is one of his favorite holidays. Then moving directly on, Max has to explain why Scott Pruitt really is a “sad, pathetic little man.” But as Max has explained previously, it is simply because Pruitt just couldn’t put up with being poor around all these wealthy people in the Trump administration. Seeing as Pruitt has now resigned, Max wonders how he will make a living and how many members of Trump's team have quit in only eighteen months. Max does suggest though that if Pruitt wants to avoid the great unwashed he needs to set up an Ubereats account. Although Max does plead that Pruitt does run for office, if for nothing else it would be extremely entertaining. Next Max gets to tariffs and the pain it is causing smaller companies, many of which no doubt voted for the Donster but of course will be ignored by Conservative Media Complex. Somehow Max finds time to talk about Trump's bowel movements. Finally Max has always said that Trump's tweets are

Max starts off talking about Scott Pruitt, otherwise known to Max as Mr. Pathetic, but also explains why he feels sorry for Scotty. Then he segue’s quite badly into cars and tariffs, in particular Mercedes Benz which seems to be a fixation for the Donald. Max also finds time to go over the state of English soccer in the World Cup, which he finds very stressful indeed. This is all based on England’s national team usually finding a way to lose even after leading for most of the game. Max then gets into for detail about Scott Pruitt, who Max calls the ultimate Swamp Rat, in particular, the fact that Pruitt is facing over one dozen investigations into his appalling behavior. But It seems Trump likes Pathetic Pruitt as Pruitt constantly calls the Donald a great guy, apparently that’s enough to keep your job if you work for the Donald. Next Max names who wants and why he should be the next Supreme Court Justice, and passes the information on to Trump, after all Sean Hannity and Trump do listen to Max. Next Max talk

Max gets to Tuesday just about in one piece, with his focus on Trumps version of Whack-A-Mole as he tries to win the new tariff war which of course he started. Max jumps into the latest version of this game with Harley Davidson now making it plain they will have to manufacture bikes outside of the US in order to sell into the European Union and avoid tariffs they placed on Harley's. Was Trumps response, well thought out and orderly, or was it a knee jerk in your face reaction? I think we know the answer already. How dare Harley Davidson embarrass the Trumpster let alone move manufacturing to Europe and to Thailand. Max also goes over yet again the plight of smaller manufacturers including a nail company that might have to lay off half of its workforce. Max has a solution though; raise tariffs on imports of nails! Who knows what is next, although Trump has raved about an easy win by placing tariffs on German cars. The fact is that the United States has been by a country mile, the most successful country in the

Max thinks he is going to get right into the horrible situation on the border where kids are taken away from their parents so the parents can be prosecuted. However, much to Max’s amazement he has hot new news that came right across his desk before his broadcast which means he has to spend time trying to understand some rather jaw dropping statistics, although Max does find time to explain how his new workout routine is wearing him out, in particular something known as “planks.” After some prodding from his producer Dan, Max gets back on track with the amazing stat that Donald Trump has lied well over 3000 times since his election. In fact according to the stats, Donald’s lying is actually getting worse, along with all his Tweeting which Max has always said is a window into Trumps soul. And it’s only getting worse because the Trump Whisperer, Hope Hicks is no longer in the White House. Max then digs into something called “truth bias”, which is essentially means that we expect the best from people and that we

Max hits hump day, but before he gets started Max laments on the fact that he broke a tooth earlier this week, and had to spend part of Wednesday having his tooth fixed, which left Max with a killer headache but fortunately he was able to struggle through and pull together a show. Max starts off by discussing the very weird event that took place on the White House lawn on Tuesday which was supposed to have been the original event with the Philadelphia Eagles, instead it was a forum for Donald Trump to prove how patriotism he is. Which got the Maxter thinking, what is this patriotism thing anyway? What is a healthy form of patriotism, and what is an unhealthy form of patriotism? To Max, anyone who believes that they are more patriotic than someone else simply because of how they vote, then that goes against the grain of what it means to live in a free country. Next Max gets sidetracked and goes into how easy it is to be a so-called conservative talk show host. It is surly the easiest job in broadcasting. Next

Max explains why he missed a few days of shows because of the Max Miller Dog who took a turn for the worse and needed some of Max Millers attention. The good news is that the MMD is doing fine, but only after a $700 vet bill which just goes to prove how expensive owning a dog can be. Max then jumps into the new unemployment rate, which is needless to say looking very good indeed at 3.8%. Max though spends time on how Trump clearly is incapable of keeping a secret by implying in a Tweet that the unemployment numbers would be good news, over one hour before the official announcement. So if Trump cannot keep that a secret, it does make you wonder what other secrets he likes to brag about. Next Max gets into the fact that the Trumpster is clearly not a Republican. The list is endless. Blowing up the deficit. Tariffs. Attacking Canada. I mean, what have the Canadians ever done to the United States? The one person happy about all this is of course Putin, who has to be amazed that Trump is succeeding in splitting th