Wigs & Wice

"The truth is... you weren't invited. Through all your bulls**t and sad existence. We'll break it down now... just keep your distance." - Andrew Lloyd Webber Hi, Wigs! We're back and ready to rock. This week, we pop our corks over Trumpers in love, the Kim Catrrall/SJP messiness, improv politics, Fergie's reboot of Clumsy and some stuff about Missouri marriage that'll make you wonder, what the hell is going on in Missouri? We've got a Second Opinion and loads of wigs to flip, too. So what you waiting for? Pour yourself some wice, tighten up your lacefront and relax. Thanks for listening!

RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars is back and we're here to recap every sickening moment of episodes 3 and 4. Or at least as many sickening moments as we can remember. This is Boner Alert! (boners, because we each have one for this show and cuz it kind of sounds like 'bonus.' Just go with it, Wigs.) Tune in for all the tea you'll need to prepare for all new episodes, every Thursday on VH1!

It's time for a RUality Check! RuPaul's Drag Race is back and we're here to recap every sickening moment of episodes 1 and 2. Or at least as many sickening moments as we can remember. This is Boner Alert! (boners, because we each have one for this show and cuz it kind of sounds like 'bonus.' Just go with it, Wigs.) Tune in for all the tea you'll need to prepare for all new episodes, every Thursday on VH1!

There are literally nine more Star Wars movies coming. And unless Uma Thurman is playing a bounty hunter in at least three of them, we're OUT. Other things we're not here for? Justin Timberlake's Super Bowl shenanigans (kinda), Sleep No More allegations (kinda sorta) and Aziz Ansari (kinda sorta, too). Come to think of it, we disagreed on a bunch of stuff this week! That's why you love us, right, Wigs? One thing we both stand firm on though? QUINCY JONES' TEA. It's piping hot and must be consumed immediately. All this and flipped wigs galore just begging to climb into your earholes. Do it, do it, do it! 

Hi, Wigs! Are you a Pippi Longstocking fan? Well, we'd relish the opportunity to tell you why you should be. Also this week, we pop our corks over music that won't be on either of our death bed playlists, a very disturbing movie about a girl in a box and another girl at The Comedy Store with bad shoes who we wish could take her place. But, as always, wigs must be flipped and there is plenty of volume in these locks... Rocket the wonder dog, Happy Death Day, The Florida Project and a heated debate over what you'd rather be... a duck or a hawk. There's seriously good points on both sides. Grab a glass and listen up, this is Wigs & Wice! 

Is this whole scorched earth thing fixed yet? Cool. In the meantime, let’s rip the band-aid off those pesky idiots who came out the gate strong in 2018. From Ben Shapiro to drowsy Vulture columnists to Stephen Miller’s creepy eyes, we'll kick your heart rate into gear so you can reach those “new year, new me” goals! As for some good news, we dive deep into the Golden Globes, deliver a fabulous new book recommendation, discuss 2018 movies worth waiting in line for and tiptoe around the brilliance of Black Mirror (minor spoiler, with a warning). And yes, we'll prove that Jessica Chastain is a robot who dispenses salt. Thanks for listening!

Happy new wig! In our second New Year special Paul and Lindsay take a walk down memory wig (that wig usage may have been a stretch), as they discuss their top 5 Popped Corks and top 5 Flipped wigs in a year that was as volatile as the Bitcoin we'll all be begging for in 2018.

Jolly merridays, Wigs! It's been a whole month since we got topical on your asses, so you better believe it gets really real this week. We dug into our stockings looking for gifts and wound up with a whole lot of coal in the form of the Golden Globes, Roy Moore, Morrissey, Josh Homme and everyone's favorite Christmas treat, jury duty! But stay with us because there is some pure holiday magic in the form of an itch scratch devoted to a timeless Christmas song, a Second Opinion listener request and a reading from none other than Betty White herself. (Okay, fine, we don't have Betty herself, but we do have her musings!) Pour yourself some egg nog (with ice) and settle in... this is Wigs & Wice!

This week, we do a deep dive into pop culture and the world of trolls. Lindsay goes hard after those that come for her local Starbucks (Did I spell basic right?). While Paul gets deep with a troll named Trudy that might change all of our lives. Then we both scratch some pop culture itches, and we serve you Thrilling helping of Michael Jackson with a nice side of Meatloaf. Dive in, Wigs. The wice is nice. 

Gobble gobble, Wigs! We're slipping on the stretchy pants and starting our Thanksgiving feast a little early because it's the best holiday of the year and we have so much to be thankful for! Awww, that was sweet. On to the mean stuff. We pick on turkeys like Noah Baumbach, basic Bourbon drinkers, Louis CK and that asshole, Christopher Columbus. Luckily we doubled down on plenty of happy side dishes filled with our new favorite shows, books and movies to keep you entertained during the break. Plus, Lindsay quizzes Paul for the first time! Just like Thanksgiving dinner, it's a long one, but we promise, you'll be more than satisfied. Thanks for listening!

Sometimes the "Wig" just doesn't fit, you guys. But we still found a way to cinch it real tight this Halloween with lots of good treats and more than enough tricks. We'll scare the pants off you with the latest on Maroon 5, Kevin Spacey, Kathy Griffin vs Andy Cohen and Taylor's tragic new attempt to stay relevant. We've got a Troll Patrol and a super sweet quiz for Lindsay. And wigs that get flipped so high, a witch caught one and swapped it out for her hat... No, that really happened! Pour yourself whatever brew suits you and enjoy!   

Hi, Wigs! Can you believe it? We made it a year! And somehow the Trump administration hasn't shut us down yet, which means we clearly have a LOT more work to do. Live from Palm Springs, we are excited to present our ONE YEAR WIGIVERSARY SPECIAL loaded with all the segments you know and love plus a whole lot more. Thanks for listening since the beginning - this one goes out to you. We love you, Wigs! 

Hi, Wigs! Another very, very rough week to sort through, but we did our best to process and share some sunshine. Maybe if we create a Care Bear Stare powered by Dolly Parton, Amos Lee, Solange, the Real Housewives of Dallas, Buffalo Wild Wings and Jasmine Masters, we can turn this damn world around! Or, maybe we can at least distract you for an hour or so. Just keep your eyes peeled for Trump who might be beaming a roll of paper towels at your head. Wig and wice out with us, won't you? 

We'll flash forward to a few weeks later... Hi, Wigs! Do you get that song reference? If you don't, wtf is wrong with you and why do you hate women? JKJKJKJKJK - we're soooo excited to be back a couple days early (and one week late). We're taking a knee and pissed about It... no, not pissed about taking a knee, pissed about It, the movie... You know what? They need to name that movie something else. Also, two troll patrols, a TV game and so much good stuff like Battle of the Sexes, The Good Place and Solange. Thanks for listening!

Wow, things are still pretty sh*tty, huh? Take a deep, long, cleansing breath and then, prepare to get worked up all over again as we swirl our Chard into a tizzy over terrible pastors, Katy and Orlando, natural deodorant, Despacito, DACA, Taylor Swift and most important of all, Chizza (if you don't know, you may want to listen once you're done eating). Good news comes in the form of a Troll Patrol and a brand new segment called, Second Opinion! And stick around to the end to find out what's giving us hope. Spoiler alert, Lindsay had to actually Google "good news" to find some. Harumph. Thanks for listening!

Hey wigs, are you ready for a VERY special episode of Wigs and Wice? It’s our first installment of "Our Favorite Wigs" where we interview… our favorite wigs! And today is all about the wonderful Mr. Donny Coram. Donny has amassed a huge Instagram following for his gagworthy portfolio of some of the most famous queens ever including many from all seasons of RuPaul’s Drag Race. He’s also more well versed on pop music than anyone we know. He’s also Lindsay’s best and oldest friend and you are in for a real treat as we run through the leaked and unconfirmed cast of the newest season of Drag Race All Stars and Donny answers eight very difficult and polarizing questions about pop culture. Hope you enjoy!

Hey Wigs! Well, we can probably check Patrick Dempsey off the future guest list after this episode. He's the subject of our Pop Culture Itch Scratch and, well, opinions are formed. Same goes for Katy Perry, James Cameron, Louis CK, Steve Bannon and the people they hired to give commentary on the eclipse. Luckily, we turned our frowns upside down long enough for a gross out Troll Patrol, Judge Judy's boss status, new music from Pink, Lady Gaga's new documentary and how we can all be better white people. Thanks for listening!  (Disclaimer - We had a little extra wice this week, so apologies in advance, mostly to Patrick Dempsey)

Are you bunker ready for the weekend? We’re ordering a case of rose and at least three bags of ice to be absolutely safe (ice melts really fast near mushroom clouds, wigs, be prepared). We’ll get you good and prepped for whatever may come our way and nothing is too toxic for us. From Usher to Larry King and Baron Trump to Jimmy Fallon, we risk the radiation, all for you. And as always, there’s plenty of good news to go around, too. Mostly Girls Trip, but still, Girls Trip is sensational. Okay, hazmat suits on? Just press play.

Charlize is not the only one kicking ass this week. Trans rights are human rights and we are dragging these fools, even though they certainly ain't worth it. We also have plenty of chum to devour in the form of Blake Farenthold, Friends from College, ill-conceived cartwheels, Angelina's casting process and Terminator reboots. There's a listener request that gets very controversial-ish, a Troll Patrol for seafood haters and plenty of good news that we'll keep secret because, we need it more than ever. Fasten your lacefront, wigs! It's gonna be a bumpy night. 

Howdy, Wigs! We ran a littttttle long this week but it’s only because a) the world is shit b) we answered some listener requests 3) we went really deep on a piece of pop culture history N) we got drunk or 7) all of the above. If you guessed Y, perfect, you’re drunk, too! If not, get some damn Wice and settle in for all sorts of fun from Shia’s arrest to Andrew Garfield’s homosexual aspirations to… yes, Rob and Chyna. But there’s good stuff, too. Real good stuff. Like actresses of a certain age, Jay Z’s awakening and essential Lion King casting news! Download away and thanks for listening.