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It's time for another illicit episode of FOE, with Pete commiting crimes with firearms in the desert, Eli skinny dipping on a cruise, and an onion heist. Plus, how to brew the best cup of coffee, water heater maintenance, the iTunes comments of the week, and Gabe Alexander on news!

Gabe is back in the studio (his kitchen) with Pete and Eli to taste test some salmiak licorice, find out the truth about MSG, and explain why rainbows are the vegans of natural phenomena. Also, Eli eats a half-pound of wild mushrooms, Pete doesn't have tuberculosis and Gabe loses his faith in humanity, his dignity, and his bike! Plus, news with Gabe featuring the hyper-loop.

Pete and Eli are back in the kitchen missing Gabe and discussing the stupid gadgets that Pampered Chef puts out, hepatitis C tamales, and making ravioli with feta cheese. Also, a discussion of cheeses that are delicious (unlike feta), what would a sea cow taste like, and Pete's Italian-Australian accent! Plus, news and how to pick the sex of your baby...

Join Pete and Eli for another PETA enraging episode about beating a dock with a dead duck and smoking delicious meats! Also, smoking the marijuana, illegal fires, trouble with neighbors over illegal fires, Pete's music career, and letting your iPhone raise your kids. Finally, learn how the brain works (no, really) and why people who believe in the singularity are nuts!

Join Pete and Eli for a podcast about accidental organ donation, why Europeans dudes wear speedos to the pool, signs that you're getting old, and whether Pete hates the poor. Also, a traffic report, how to speak Australian, and Keith Moran joins us for the news!

Join Pete and Eli as they discuss tricking kids on car trips, the potential end of manscaping, and sticking it to the man by dying at work. Also, things get inappropriate when Eli solicites ideas about what medical procedures to get done. Plus, could this carcinogen be the reason Pepsi tastes so nasty?

Pete and Eli are back for an episode about Pete's white bread upbringing and Eli's childhood in the hood. Gabe Alexander on news, and happy 4th of July (if you're into that sort of thing)! Go to the website for videos!

Eli has been hallucinating again. Was it an alien abduction, prescription drugs, sleep deprivation, or something worse? Also, Eli takes drastic measures to catch up to Pete's weight loss, Pete spends a dream night in the Twilight mystery suite of enchantment, and Gabe gets the vapors! Plus, the iTunes comment of the week.

Touch bases with Pete and Eli for a podcast about who should (and shouldn't) be wearing yoga pants, whether teachers should earn a liveable wage, and crappy catch phrases used to fill space in business speech. At the end of the day Gabe has all the news you could ever want from tiny spiders to what yearbook captions say when they're honest!

Join Pete and Eli for a podcast about Pete cheating, how to avoid being violated by a bear, and raising kids to not be spice pansies. Also, stupid things people do like drinking soy sauce on a dare, licking other people's food, and getting the dumbest tattoo ever!

Brandon Pack joins the guys in the studio to talk about the Big Fish Challenge and violent sleepwalking. Also, Eli discusses his impending surgery, the fact that he may have seen a dead wallaby by the freeway in Utah, and answers the age old question, "what is an a-hole?" Pete gives his take on style and a rundown of the Tasmanian holidays, and in news, is this 12 year old as smart as Einstein?

On today's podcast, Pete and Eli talk about the interesting and sometimes stupid things people name their kids. Also, why was Pete taking sneaky pictures/videos at the water park? Then, online shopping, bluetooth chicken breasts, Pete's really cool battery powered vacuum, and quantum mechanics!

On today's podcast, Pete and Eli discuss the freakish designer who is considering marrying his own cat. Things also get tense as the guys throw down over u-turns at traffic lights. Plus, Eli loses it over a bad experience from several years ago, the guys talk about their favorite dates, and just what is up with those guys spinning signs on the side of the road? Featuring Gabe Alexander on news.

Join Pete and Eli as they talk with Jeremy Wardle of Dub Nutrition to discuss how to be less disgusting and more healthy. Also, extra terrestrial botany, people living in storage units, and the podcast faces possible legal action. Plus, the iTunes comment of the week and Gabe Alexander on news!

Was Eli abducted and probed by aliens as a child? No, but find out what did happen in this episode! Then, find out why fifth wheels don't have five wheels, why your Coke isn't called Muhammad, and which country is the happiest place to live (hint, it's Australia). Also, more tales of jerky drivers and Gabe Barrientos (or is it Alexander?) on news!

How can you possibly be expected to keep your medicinal marijuana out of the hands of kids when it's in delicious cookie form? Get the answer to that and other burning questions in this episode of FOE! Plus: mustache implants, cloning mammoths for food (McMammoth anyone?) and Eli gets sent to collections.

Jason Robb (a.k.a. Sergeant Smythe) joins Pete and Eli to discuss his latest project, being a musician in the age of the Internet, and home improvement! Also, the Trumpification of Kickstarter, Eli's nipples almost falling off, and misused phrases. Plus, we'll answer the age old question: who's buffer, conservatives or progressives?

Strap on your chain-mail and capes and join Pete and Eli for an informative and pointless episode of FOE! Learn about LARPing, how to successfully dispense Ketchup and Mustard simultaneously, why hipsters love PBR, and how Pete is disturbing the peace. Plus, for no extra cost we'll throw in a traffic report, Gabe Barrientos with news, and teach you how to be less racist!

This episode is worth the wait, with Pete and Eli taking on tasty topics like doughnuts, honky food, bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers (recipe included), and eating insects! Also, the racism of asking our ethnicity, ugly Americans, why dudes should be allowed to wear skirts, and exploiting the mentally disabled. Plus, more words people say wrong and the great Gabe Barrientos on news!

In this episode of FOE, Pete tries to convince Gabe and Eli why Disney sucks. Also, awful business names, renting handicapped people, how to get out of paying your rent, and breaking up in a digital age. Plus, Pete is accepting applications for a trip to Mars!