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Get ready to get offended, as Pete and Eli piss off CNAs, dental hygienists, and administrative assistants (secretaries) in one fell swoop. Also, crappy haircuts, even worse commercials, getting shot in the face with a harpoon and getting gored by wild animals. Featuring Gabe Barrientos on news!

In this episode of FOE, Pete and Eli are joined by Gabe Barrientos on news. Plus, things get crunchy with all natural plastic surgery and organic foods! Also, a $100,000 parking ticket, why politicians all seem to be stupid, Eli's wife destroys another iPhone, and Pete learns about Minecraft and World of Warcraft.

Wallabies are on the loose in Austria (this is not a typo)! Also, a lady gets googly eyed over Pete's accent and he sees the crown jewels (not in the same story), waffles that may injure you, and a special edition of things people say wrong in which Eli defends his honor!

It took a few years, but Eli's wife was finally able to successfully destroy her iPhone. Yeah! Plus: stupid drivers, relocating the homeless, teaching kids to hate the Jews, and taking texting and driving to the next level!

We kick this episode off with the worst band of the 90's, and things go downhill from there. Come on in to hear about Pete's worst party experience, the worst wedding proposal, and the worst bathroom visit ever! Then, just to mix it up, the best mugshot in the world and horrible grammar.

If you're the type of runner that judges others and can't control your bowels, stop it and listen to this podcast! Everyone else should listen too, to hear about a bomb at Eli's kids' school, getting yelled at by Chinese women, and nuts with swords. Stop failing to thrive and get in here!

Yet another installment of your favorite podcast in which we try to discover just why television sucked so much when we were kids. Also, the invention of wind surfers, a judge finds himself in contempt, and stupid people calling 911. Take this job, shove it, and start listening right now!

It's time to man-up with Pete and Eli by doing some manual labor, ramming cars and people out of your way, and eating horse meatballs and endangered animals. You'll find these and other burning topics (wearing sports bras to the store?) in this episode!

Ever wonder what happened to Myspace? Neither did we. Pete and Eli discuss crappy radio, sinus irrigation, home remedies, Michelle Obama's irritating bangs, and getting your hair cut at the cosmetology school!

In this episode, Pete and Eli will help you find out what the Internets are! Also, home intruders, Elmo spews profanity, more idiots in traffic and Eli gets domestically abused.

Join Pete and Eli to find out just what to do with the old folks at Costco. Also, foods you don't need to refrigerate, awkward moments, and kicking the crap out of bullies. And, happy birthday to Peter Allen Sr. at 74 years old!

In this episode, Pete and Eli discuss phở, Mr. Boss, recording your dreams, all kinds of eggs, and how to cross-breed leopards and tortoises. Also, leave us a message at 801 988-9938 and if it's good we'll play it!

In this episode, Pete and Eli discuss abduction, the impending zombie apocalypse, UAVs and invisible cloaks. If this all sounds too interesting to handle, who knows, it just might be! Take a listen and find out...

Pete and Eli explore time travel, munted foreheads, punky brewster, the uncanny valley, and wonder-wenches! What are you waiting for? Stop groaking and start listening!

Pete and Eli get together for the inaugural episode of FOE to talk about important topics such as adopting frogs, ugly babies, bathroom etiquette, baby seal extract and the McMaggot.