I Haven't Seen That

It’s a real barn-burner tonight as we talk about Cats, Hogs, mobile games - good AND bad, the ongoing free sausage saga, cosplay, Try guys live and MUCH MUCH MORE! This may be our last show for a little bit and I (Mark) would love to thank both our very nice listeners and Whitney for what has been an incredible experience. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Dragon Quest A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Dragon Quest

*tapping cards on the table* THANK YOU! Oh boy, oh wow, thank you so much! Boy we’ve got a great show for you tonight, folks - we talk about our perfect days, our first concerts, what happened to Nashville, an in-depth podcast investigation of the dark secret behind pedal pubs, and as a special service announcement we’ve got President Barack Obama and several other celebrities warning us about bidets. You hear about these, Paul? You ever heard about bidets? A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: the old town road remix with the yodeling Walmart boy A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: ANYTHING about the Try Guys Live

It has been a WILD couple of weeks! Whitney has gone to a beach house, an Olive Garden, Hadestown, YOU NAME IT! Mark took a bath with some elderly Russian men! We recount these wild adventures and ask the tough questions like "how much golf is too much golf," "why did *redacted* follow Whitney" and "have the people who work at the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company seen the movie Forrest Gump?" A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Hadestown A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: a group of white people at the biscuit shop until now!

After a month trapped on a tiny island in the middle of the BEAUTIFUL fountains at the Bellagio Casino and Resort in scenic Los Vegas we are BACK! This week on I Haven't Seen That: Whitney lands the big Hickory Farms account and gets ready for a Big Weekend in Beach City, while Mark has to child-proof all of his doors and put anti-slip pads on all of his meatballs! We also talk about being afraid of trouble, buying real percocet from fake doctors and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Anything past the first season of Game of Thrones A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: A Full Size Hickory Farms Sausage

We're back at it again at the Hickory Farms kiosk in the mall! This week we talk about Whitney's YouTube series (not available on YouTube), the Brooklyn Folk Festival, sneaking an entire picnic basket into "Philadelphia," how expensive fruit is, our top ten things of everything, and MUCH! MUCH! MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: oh jeez I don't remember A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: I'm producing this after a few whiskeys

This is it! FIVE WHOLE YEARS, and one wonderful friendship! This one is jam-packed! Everybody's watching the Sopranos, we're learning about Vanderpump Rules, Whitney turns into a K-pop fan after midnight, and much much more - including a really nice bit at the end where we reflect on five years of doing this podcast, and then, inevitably, Yakety Sax. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: the pure joy of having a child A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Buzzfeed's Worth It

“My jeans? But those jeans burned down...THIRTY YEARS AGO THIS VERY NIGHT!” That’s what YOU’LL be saying after you listen to our spooktacular “Halloween in March” episode, filled with thrills, chills, scared boys, Kal Penn, Detective Pikachu, Sonic’s awful, very detailed feet and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Favourite A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

We're back with more stories from Brooklyn, where the cats are beloved, the children are goblins and you can DEFINITELY detach both of your retinas by jumping a horse into a pond. Whitney got a beautiful tattoo, and we celebrated their second Emmaversary! We talk about beefsteaks, AGAIN, and decry their pale imitators! We talk about beautiful scared men! All of this and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Class of the Titans A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Prarie Home Companion Live at the Ryman Auditorium

Stay warm, everybody! It's cold here in New York City and you know what that means - time to talk about Summer Porridge! But there's even more this week on I Haven't Seen That, including Actual Play podcasts, Screaming ASMR, beds that slide apart during the night, a Two Year Emmaversary, Opryland Memories and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Wiggles A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Try Guys

It's a New Year and Old Us! We're back at it again, trying and failing to recount everything that has happened over our winter vacations! Mark actually watched some television! Whitney played enjoyable party games! We both traveled and now have become completely unmoored from time! We talk about taking baths, fridges that are just for drinks, closet masks, Fast Car, and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Tidying Up with Marie Kondo A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: A Christmas Story

It's almost Thanksgiving time, and we're thankful for so much! Obviously our listeners and each other but ALSO! We're thankful for Desert Bus and 22 minute television programs, for Pokemon Go and kind strangers from around the world, for W.C. Fields and the Tetris Effect, and maybe most importantly - for historical lube recipes. Please note that the title is not a joke - we do talk about historical lube recipes. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Most of She-Ra

Hark! We've made a podcast for you! We're just a couple of Christmas Creeps and all we want to talk about is bein' cozy, as well as Santacon and some video games and some creepy animated British TV programs and mattresses and much much more! And maybe, at this time - the darkest time of the year - we can cast a little light so you can get back into Frasier. Because he's the reason, for the season. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Snowman A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Missing: JJ Macfield and the Island of Memories

We're back! After a bit of a mid-season hiatus Whitney and Mark are back at it again, speaking very softly about a lot of different subjects. What subjects, you might ask? How does catching Magikarps in polluted creeks sound, or watching the movie The Thing for the first time! How about moving, or voting, or what it's like when a small child understands soup for the first time? We've got a lot to catch up on, and frankly we're just too excited about this beautiful DUCK! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: All of Magical Michael Volume I A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Magical Michael Volume II: The Extremely Large Grimoire

This is a WEIRD one! We have been plagued by Internet Hobgoblins all week, as our internet pipes have been clogged with Homestuck! So this week we do a ghost-hunt-style investigation into what Homestuck actually is. But not only that, we talk about the IsoBobs, how I'm moving, babies and kitties and much more! This is probably a bit of a disjointed listening experience because we kept losing each other but thank you for bearing with us! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The first act of Homestuck A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Thing

We're back in another wide-ranging episode that keeps you on the edge of your seat wondering if Frankenberry has BDE. But don't skip to the end of the episode because before that we talk about The Critic, Analyze Phish, Dragon Prince, lots and lots of podcasts, beef sticks, parking in New York City, FreshDirect Platinum Reserve, Seanbaby and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: You Look Nice Today A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Magnus Archives

I cannot live another day without an episode of I Haven't Seen That! It says tomorrow's gonna be hotter! Hotter? Like yesterday! Yesterday? Yesterday you said we'd record an episode of I Haven't Seen That! We'll record today! We'll record NOW. Hey everybody, we're back from various travels all around these beautiful United States and we've got another thick slab of IHST for you! This time we talk about sweating, Torment: Tides of Numeria, linen sheets, Moby Dick, the good parts of Caddyshack, all of Back to School, the Bryan Fuller Munsters reboot, where NOT to watch A Quiet Place, HATLIST and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Torment: Tides of Numenera A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Caddyshack

Hey all you hoopy froods, grab your towels and settle in for two big ol' nerds talking about the Hitchhikers Guide for a WHILE! We also talk about America's Smelliest City (here, probably), The House With A Clock In It's Walls, House of Leaves, apartment hunting and other THRILLS and CHILLS for our first episode of the HALLO'W'EEN SEASON! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The BBC Radio Hitchhiker's Guide A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Illustrated Hitchhiker's Guide

This week on I Haven't Seen That we talk about tattoos, video game universes, a majestic cheese plate, the most skilled swordswoman in all of Hyrule, vacations, the Middle Earth Death EGOT, refrigerator destruction, Whitney's Miyazaki-ass childhood and - for the first time EVER - we make a no shit political endorsement that will definitely shape the race for the governorship of New York. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Lords and Ladles

It's another barnburner! This episode has got EVERYTHING - we discuss our various broken household appliances, and how they got fixed! We talk about fanfiction and determined the most kudos'd fiction on AO3! Mark gets scolded for constantly taking things out of the trash! THE WIRELESS CATALOGUE MAKES AN APPEARANCE! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Beyond: Two Souls A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The End of Carnivale

Folks, we are VERY old and that's why this week we hit all of the bases - the post office isn't good anymore, doing pilates at the Y, there are several types of potato salad AND weed is too strong! But not everything new is bad - there's new Queer Eye! But some things ARE very bad - like Heavy Rain! It's a world of contrasts in today's episode, where we talk about this stuff - and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Queer Eye A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Lady Snowblood